VeeshanVault

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 4:45 pm**

Amazing new fashion trend or insanity, you be the judge...

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961/

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 4:47 pm**

I saw that on yahoo news too - seriously fucked up

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 4:56 pm**

retarded

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 4:58 pm**

huh? wtf. Hooray for the Dutch!

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 5:06 pm**

Canelek tells you, "any word on how the Broncos mucous implant is coming along" <---WTF

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 5:29 pm**

I remember back when people thought I was phuucking insane for cleaning out my ear with a Q-Tip.

Eye+shit in your eye = Pain and blind idiots.

Lets progress the eye art scenario:

Scene opens in a bar. Average looking woman at bar drinking alone. Pilsbury has his lay of the bar and notices said '4-rated' - girl.
Pilsbury ignores girl as she is not a stripper or twins and orders his trendy drink. He glances over to the wall flower and notices a butterfly in her fucking eye.
Pils sports wood and must have the lucky contestant now. Chalk one up for eye art.

That whole story just made me shudder.

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 5:33 pm**

!!muy es stupido!!!

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 6:25 pm**

I'm so proud of human evolution............. NEG!!!

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 9:02 pm**

Seebs wrote:Average looking woman at bar drinking alone. Pilsbury has his lay of the bar and notices said '4-rated' - girl.
Pilsbury ignores girl as she is not a stripper or twins and orders his trendy drink.

LOL

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 9:16 pm**

can i put a magnet up to the eye?

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 10:31 pm**

emmer wrote:Canelek tells you, "any word on how the Broncos mucous implant is coming along" <---WTF

WTF!

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 11:08 pm**

I'd get a superfluous iris implanted.

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 11:09 pm**

i didnt notice in the article if it said it obstructed your vision at all? anyone know?

Posted: **April 7, 2004, 11:25 pm**

It wouldn't obstruct vision, it doesn cover the retina/iris or anything like that. It's more towards the corner of your eye, in the white.

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 2:39 am**

i wonder how far after surgery that pic is taken, id say a bit judging by the lash extender makeup

in which case, thats a fucking ugly eyeball

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 8:33 am**

That's gonna look really nice when it gets infected and pus start shooting out of it everytime said retard blinks.

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 11:14 am**

that's just downright retarded and disgusting.
whats next? spinal cord jewelry?
anus piercings that jingle when you walk?

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 1:14 pm**

thats so wrong

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 1:45 pm**

anus piercings that jingle when you walk?

Patent Pending!!

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 1:47 pm**

On a serious note. Why the fuck would you even venture into fucking around with your vision for cosmetic purposes!!!?? It's your god damn vision man!!

Hell, I am still afraid of laser eye surgery.

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 1:49 pm**

Sylvos wrote: anus piercings that jingle when you walk?

Anus rings with cookie cutter grates that split your poo up into fancy shapes.

Good luck!

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 3:04 pm**

I don't chew so well so I'd plug those fuckers up immediately.

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 3:22 pm**

Winnow wrote:
Sylvos wrote: anus piercings that jingle when you walk?
Anus rings with cookie cutter grates that split your poo up into fancy shapes.

Good luck!

They already have these out on the market. I can't remember the web site that has them for sale though.

Posted: **April 8, 2004, 3:26 pm**

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:
They already have these out on the market. I can't remember the web site that has them for sale though.

There goes my millions.

/cancel shitshapes.com

I hope you're not lying to me just to get the jump on my idea! I was going to see if I could get Cartman's mom to be in ads.

VeeshanVault

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