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And the rulings of the judges are in!

Third prize, partly for his great honesty: Wonko playing the 'Danish beer' card - as most people know, swedish is beer is second only to mass produced american beer in shittiness, whereas Danish beer is yummm.

Runner up: Teh Boo! Despite the fact that it was not an original work, the link helped illustrate to many just why Sweden and swedes suck so much.

And the winner of the grand prize of Sixty Million VV's is...maestro, drumroll please?

STRAGI! who expressed in art what words cannot say.

Congratulations, all, and thank you to all the contestants! The prizes have been given out.


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With a total prizesum of <pinky in mouth>

ONE HUNDRED MILLION VEEVEES!

What I want:
A convincing argument, be it in song, essay-form, animation, artwork, choreography, that Danes are superior to Swedes.

The Prizes:
GRAND PRIZE: 60 million (60,000,000) VVs
Runner Up Prize: 25 million (25,000,000) VVs
Third Prize: 15 million (15,000,000) VVs

Final date for entries will be April 1st, 2004.

The Judge's ruling will be final!

and have at it!

What the hell, this contest is IMPOSSIBLE!

Danes = pie
Swedes = cake

Danish Tour de France winners:


Swedish Tour de France winners:

*crickets*

So you entering a contest where Drolgin a Dane will call a winner on April 1 st, good luck!

Barsebäck > Köpenhamn

Drolgin = Danish

Leyor = Swedish

60 million Veevees biotch!

Hamlet was a Dane.

This guy was a Swede.

We would not be here today if it was not for:

http://www.research.att.com/~bs/homepage.html

Bjarne Stroustrup invented C++ Language.

k thx carry on. I win.

Actually Leyor is danish too.

As for arguments:
Friday/saturday night in Copenhagen, you see dead drunk swedish people all over the place.
Friday/saturday night in Stockholm, you do NOT see dead drunk danish people all over the place.

Conclusion:
A. Denmark is a more fun place to be drunk in.
B. Danes hold their alcohol MUCH better than swedes.
C. Both of the above.

Oh, and a hell of a lot of people think that Aqua is swedish. Yay, triple points for making sucky music, AND managing to blame it on someone else

Drolgin is just h8ing his Swedish roots.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

-V

Dead Line is April 1st


Hmm this could be a good joke for April Fools Day......60million VVs is a lot

In a word...Abba!

are either of these countries responsible for inventing salt liquorice candy?

In a word...Abba!
LMAO




Rav

Dont know if we invented it, but we got salt licorice.
And we got some nice pepper hard rock candies with a strong flavored hard candy shell, and pepper powder inside . Delicious, AND i bougth a box to take over last time i went to the US, and its SO fun to see US people try them, generally involve paper, water, and/or drinking from the bathroom sink. All the more fun because i can eat them, so people feel safe

Wonko Wenusberg wrote:

mmm godda love the rusty aluminum aftertaste

"probrably the best beer in town"

...swed beer does have a whopping 2.1% alcohol or something, so at least it kicks there ass in comparison!

all i can say is: sajko sux.

one word: lutefisk.

It's the lowest alcohol % you can get, not the only!

Tenuvil wrote:one word: lutefisk.

I almost said that, but then I began to wonder if all Scandanavians ate it.

hahaha stragi that owns.

btw danes suck

Lalanae wrote:

Tenuvil wrote:one word: lutefisk.

I almost said that, but then I began to wonder if all Scandanavians ate it.

as far as I knew it was a Swedish delicacy (gag), but I may be wrong (typical stereotypical American!!)

Why is a Sweed holding a contest about why Sweeden sucks?

LEGOS! Invented in Denmark in 1932 when Swedes were still playing with their own feces! Oh wait... The Swedes are still doing that!

Legos > Feces.

Sunserae wrote:are either of these countries responsible for inventing salt liquorice candy?

that stuff!

Drolgin still owes me half his VVs.

Bitch.

all scandinavians eat it afaik. its fucking disgusting, i had to have it for christmas dinner one year. *puke*

Stragi wrote:all scandinavians eat it afaik. its fucking disgusting, i had to have it for christmas dinner one year. *puke*

No no, I've already been lectured on how Danes don't eat lutefisk. Trust me on this one!

And I'm afraid that none of the entries I can think of for this contest are really suitable for a public forum.

LOL. After this, pretty much the entire Valhall gang is gonna kill me the next time they see me, but the Boo's gotta stick with his dorf:

http://splorg.org/people/tobin/projects ... signs.html

Up yours Mplor!!!

Mmm, salt licorice...

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/dubbelzout/

Ok, that list owns.

When someone asks for "three cheers", you say "hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, hoorah".

Haha. Some of them were the same as in Canada tho! And what's a christmas cracker in Sweden?

Boo wrote:LOL. After this, pretty much the entire Valhall gang is gonna kill me the next time they see me, but the Boo's gotta stick with his dorf:

http://splorg.org/people/tobin/projects ... signs.html

Up yours Mplor!!!

...teh Boo is winning methinks...:/

Boo wrote:Up yours Mplor!!!

".When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:

he is drunk;
he is insane;
he is American;
he is all of the above."

That is so true

So basically this whole idea is to find out who is the best liar, be it in song, essay-form, animation, artwork, choreography.

Not danish: http://www.absolut.com

Because I Drolgin very muches

I love it, keep them coming.

I know that Syndaen is planning on posting a ballet he choreographed, so no artform is too weird for this!

Drolgin > Sajko

Denmark = European
Sweden = Wannabe European pond skippers

Scientific Proof!

Demark loves their babies more than Sweden

From the Max Planck-Institut Für demografische Forschung (Institution for Demographic Research)

http://www.demogr.mpg.de/papers/working/wp-2003-036.pdf

Danes have less children and thus love them more.

Swedes have lots of children in hopes that one will love their parents enough to put them in a good home. (and to compete with Norwegians whose sekrit ajenda is to revive teh Viking hordes and rule teh worlds!1!)

http://www.whichcountryisnext.com/Main.aspx

Sweden ahead! If thats a good thing... well...

ÖRESUNDSBRON incoming!

Öresundsbron anfaller och biter Drolgin i rumpan! *GNAG!*

i like gnag

Belarus 4 - Sweden 3

sweden sucks at hockey