VeeshanVault

3lbs and counting

Them sneaky little biatches

just have one cookie, not a box

you are asking the impossible.

I've been looking for these girl scout cookies recently actually. I can't seem to locate any. The chocolate and peanut butter ones make me happy in the pants.

Aevian Dreaklear wrote:I've been looking for these girl scout cookies recently actually. I can't seem to locate any. The chocolate and peanut butter ones make me happy in the pants.

Are you registerd with the state?

They assault me every time I walk in to a store...shouldn't be too hard to find.

I can eat a whole box and not feel guilty. My metabolism is ever dieter's fantasy.

its called being 22 (or whatever you are) sarge

I think my metabolism slowed down when I was like 6.

Voronwë wrote:its called being 22 (or whatever you are) sarge

Bull...I didn't have that metabolism at 22...

I bought a couple boxes from a lady at work.. The next day one of the neighborhood girls stopped by the house and tried to sell me 2 boxes of the same type of cookies for $1 more each.

When I asked her why there was a difference in price she got cagey, said she had to check on the prices and left... she has hasn't been back since.

I'd report her to the Better Business Bureau.

or to the girl scouts.

Heh, little girl scout hustlers. They grow up so fast!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME COOKIES?!?!??!

Sylvos keeps coming home with these damn girl scout cookies (SUCKAH) and not yet has he brought home a box of the oh-so-delicious samoas!

Sirensa wrote:WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME COOKIES?!?!??!

Sylvos keeps coming home with these damn girl scout cookies (SUCKAH) and not yet has he brought home a box of the oh-so-delicious samoas!

Tut tut.... They don't call them "samoas" anymore - it's just not PC. Somoans got pissed to have something so delicious named after their region. They now have some unimaginatively descriptive name...like "coconut caramel fudge cookies," or something.

http://www.girlscoutcookiesabc.com/atc/ ... elites.asp

So sad

Arundel Pajo wrote:Tut tut.... They don't call them "samoas" anymore - it's just not PC. Somoans got pissed to have something so delicious named after their region. They now have some unimaginatively descriptive name...like "coconut caramel fudge cookies," or something.

That might explain why he keeps coming back with peanut butter when I ask for Samoa Now me... I run from Girl Scouts. Their vile cookie ways are devious!

This just in: Eating Girl Scout cookies makes you a baby killer!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ie_boycott

Oh noz!

"It's not that we're a bunch of activists. We're just a bunch of moms who care about their kids," said Lisa Aguilar, who took her 10-year-old daughter out of her eight-member Girl Scout troop. "For us, it's the morality. Where is Girl Scouts going?"

Apparently the Girl Scouts are going into the 21st century, while these fundie assclowns are remaining in the 1950's. God forbid that little Jenny learn to double click her mouse and use condoms! She might not get knocked up at age 15!

now .. when jenny comes home at age 16 going mom ... im 4 months preggy ... and you go why the hell didn't you use a condom ... you can blame yourself !!!! (in schools condoms don't exist ... only no sex at all) well we talked about protection for about 20 mins one day that was it i think other then that its ... NO SEX NO SEX NO SEX TILL YOUR MARRIED ! etc etc etc

i think it is in very poor taste to use children's fund raising activities for their own activities as a platform to attack their organization to get publicity for your own political cause.

"It embarrassed me to look at it with my husband," said parent Shannon Donaldson.

with every breath i draw i am thankful that i do not have a wife who is so pathetically afraid of her own vagina and full of self-loathing that she doesn't have the confidence to be a sexual adult with her husband. and i also am thankful that i 'm not the kind of man who would marry a woman like that LOL

my vagina sceers me


Its been awhile since i mentioned my vagina. Kyoucan, you listening?

Oh boy. Here we go *AGAIN* with the vagina!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=vagina

Dregor Thule wrote:Oh boy. Here we go *AGAIN* with the vagina!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=vagina

I never got my forum

Lalanae wrote:

Dregor Thule wrote:Oh boy. Here we go *AGAIN* with the vagina!

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=vagina

I never got my forum

That's ok, it would mostly consist of Bubba Grizz posting "I'd hit it".

Voronwë wrote:its called being 22 (or whatever you are) sarge

24

Wow, we went from girl scout cookies to vagina.

Both are good! But one you are safer coming home with... maybe

Sargeras wrote:Wow, we went from girl scout cookies to vagina.

Both are good! But one you are safer coming home with... maybe

Both are tasty treats that are fun to eat.

I have 3 cases of Thin Mints coming. That's 72 sleeves in case you were wondering.

I was going to publix the other day and i politely refused an offer to purchase a box of girl scout cookies, the parent gave me the most evil scorn followed by a loud sigh...it was pretty fucked up

Tagalongs > you.

Vaemas wrote:I have 3 cases of Thin Mints coming. That's 72 sleeves in case you were wondering.

Damn almost a week's worth?!

I swear, I think some people think that teenage sex is a problem that will just go away if they preach about how its wrong and keep their children away from anything even related to sex. Goddamn, TEENAGERS HAVE SEX, IT HAPPENS. People who try to *protect* their kids from things like this that explain safe sex, masturbation, ect are just gonna end up being fucking grandparents by the time they are 30.

DAMN IT!
I love girl scout cookies but cant get them here in Europe so....... STFU or send me a box!
Thin mints or the Samoas >sp<?

Dregor Thule wrote:This just in: Eating Girl Scout cookies makes you a baby killer!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ie_boycott

Oh noz!

Gezz It really is imbarrassing to say Im an American sometimes!

Some of the BS yall come up with back home is just SAD!

Im glad my Daughters are living here with me, and will not grow up being prude. Info brocures that give info on sex ed being called soft porn /sigh
Unfortunately my son still lives in the states, waiting for the phone call in a few year when hes older mom I'm getting married cuz I knocked up some slut I screwed and she didn't put the condom on right

mmmmmmm girlscouts.

here's a quick fact for most of you ... kids start having sex in middle school/freshman year of high school

Yep, first time was 8th grade for me. Was 14. I'm 19 now.

Stragi wins again.

Ebumar wrote:Yep, first time was 8th grade for me. Was 14. I'm 19 now.

Have you been Ranzak's bitch that long now?

Wtf? He pays ME. He is MY bitch. Get it right or pay the price~

Ever see a 20 year old in one of those Girl Scout out fits?

Sarlen <3s him some midget pr0n.

Pahreyia wrote:Sarlen <3s him some midget pr0n.

only if there is midget tossing involved

sarlen wrote:Ever see a 20 year old in one of those Girl Scout out fits?

There was a rumour of a Sylvos Scout picture floating around, does that count?

In Denmark, we got sex ed in the school at about 8th grade. Wasnt good when i was in school, too new for the teachers to be comfortable with it, but guess its better now.

We actually just had a MAJOR political problem in denmark over a prevention/sex education CD that was made in 60000 copies. Its made in a language the young people use and understand, its informative, but the horrible crime it made was some of the sex forms it described.
It was made by people who sit at the sexual hotline for young people, and know what the young people ask for, and they made the bad call of including information about urine sex and animal sex. No big decription and pictures, but information about what it is, so the young people today get informed of it from a controlled source, and not from what a 10 sec search on google will show them.
Some politicians want it banned and decided to destroy the CDs, others found it to be a perfect tool for sex education (instead of prevention and abortion information as it was originally meant to be) and put it up for download, and teenagers made big protests and gave out free copies a few days and so on.


Fun to see how different USA and denmark is on sexual issues. What will happen if the US totally manage to stop information about condoms and sexual prevention? Look at what happens in 3rd world countries that dont have/know about that .)

Hmm... it's been like 10 or 15 years since I've had sex ed. Are they including watersports in the US curriculum nowadays?

not yet, i believe they are teaching them how to surf the crimson wave.

Asheran Mojomaster wrote:I swear, I think some people think that teenage sex is a problem that will just go away if they preach about how its wrong and keep their children away from anything even related to sex. Goddamn, TEENAGERS HAVE SEX, IT HAPPENS. People who try to *protect* their kids from things like this that explain safe sex, masturbation, ect are just gonna end up being fucking grandparents by the time they are 30.

I swear, two years ago when i was a teenager i never found sex to be a problem, although one can always use more