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Drinking Responsibly During the Holidays
Posted: December 20, 2003, 1:37 am
by Canelek
Good advice, for you and yours....
http://www.theonion.com/3949/tips.html
Don't mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey.
Posted: December 20, 2003, 2:22 am
by Zamtuk
well, i already fucked that up
Posted: December 20, 2003, 4:24 am
by Salis
yea
Posted: December 20, 2003, 12:08 pm
by Boogahz
If you're a German drink Coor's Light!
........not gonna happen here. Didn't read that link, but sticking to what you know would be a MUCH better idea since you would know your limits/how it affects you/etc.. And yes, I know the Onion is all Parody/Sarcasm/etc..
Posted: December 21, 2003, 7:16 am
by Sirensa
wtf vodka hi
Posted: December 21, 2003, 10:56 am
by Akaran_D
Or, do the intelligent thing.. don't drink.
Hard on your liver, and a hangover isn't worth the enjoyment of getting Yeltisn-Drunk and making a ass out of oneself.
Posted: December 21, 2003, 5:22 pm
by Canelek
Akaran_D wrote:Or, do the intelligent thing.. don't drink.
Hard on your liver, and a hangover isn't worth the enjoyment of getting Yeltisn-Drunk and making a ass out of oneself.
BAH!!!!! What fun is that??
Posted: December 21, 2003, 5:33 pm
by Akaran_D
Where's the fun IN it, is the better question.
Posted: December 22, 2003, 12:38 am
by Zamtuk
There is plenty of fun in it. Those who know, know. But, hey, to each their own.
Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:17 am
by Aabidano
Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn
Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:30 am
by Zamtuk
'cept dirty scots!
/wave salis
Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:59 am
by Aslanna
Akaran_D wrote:Or, do the intelligent thing.. don't drink.
Hard on your liver, and a hangover isn't worth the enjoyment of getting Yeltisn-Drunk and making a ass out of oneself.
There's nothing not intelligent about drinking... Alcohol is fine in moderation. Drinking to the point of passing out everyday is when things get out of whack.
Of course, we'll get a few that post the only point of drinking is to get drunk. But they're idiots.
Posted: December 22, 2003, 2:09 am
by Zamtuk
or in college!
Posted: December 22, 2003, 2:22 am
by Canelek
Well, I am sure this is certainly the first time an article from The Onion has received such argument....
Seriously, have some booze. It will make things all right. On this you can trust me.
Posted: December 22, 2003, 5:05 am
by Winnow
Aabidano wrote:Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn
Has anyone here outgrown porn?
Posted: December 22, 2003, 5:15 am
by Canelek
Winnow wrote:Aabidano wrote:Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn
Has anyone here outgrown porn?
I didn't realize that porn was a "phase"....
MUCH
FOR PORN!
Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:43 pm
by Sirensa
Whoever said hangovers aren't fun obviously has never forcefed a hungover Sylvos some taco bell and then tried to give him some chocolates
Evidentally he doesn't have the ironman hangover stomach that I do.
Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:53 pm
by Sylvos
of course Sirensa doesn't realize how disgusting that is.
Posted: December 22, 2003, 2:07 pm
by Pahreyia
Posted: December 22, 2003, 3:29 pm
by Salis
Akaran_D wrote:Where's the fun IN it, is the better question.
Obviously you've never put on a skirt, left your underwear, got roaring drunk and danced to the bagpipes!!
Posted: December 22, 2003, 3:39 pm
by Fash
only one way to drink responsibly.... smoke weed instead
Posted: December 25, 2003, 3:08 pm
by masteen
Winnow wrote:Aabidano wrote:Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn
Has anyone here outgrown porn?
Aabi has confused "outgrown" with "wife keeps finding stash"
Fash wrote:only one way to drink responsibly.... smoke weed instead
Righteous
