Drinking Responsibly During the Holidays

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 20, 2003, 1:37 am

Good advice, for you and yours....

http://www.theonion.com/3949/tips.html

Don't mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 20, 2003, 2:22 am

well, i already fucked that up

Salis · Post by **Salis** » December 20, 2003, 4:24 am

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 20, 2003, 12:08 pm

If you're a German drink Coor's Light!

........not gonna happen here. Didn't read that link, but sticking to what you know would be a MUCH better idea since you would know your limits/how it affects you/etc.. And yes, I know the Onion is all Parody/Sarcasm/etc..

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » December 21, 2003, 7:16 am

wtf vodka hi

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » December 21, 2003, 10:56 am

Or, do the intelligent thing.. don't drink.
Hard on your liver, and a hangover isn't worth the enjoyment of getting Yeltisn-Drunk and making a ass out of oneself.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 21, 2003, 5:22 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Or, do the intelligent thing.. don't drink.
Hard on your liver, and a hangover isn't worth the enjoyment of getting Yeltisn-Drunk and making a ass out of oneself.

BAH!!!!! What fun is that??

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » December 21, 2003, 5:33 pm

Where's the fun IN it, is the better question.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 22, 2003, 12:38 am

There is plenty of fun in it. Those who know, know. But, hey, to each their own.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » December 22, 2003, 1:17 am

Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 22, 2003, 1:30 am

'cept dirty scots!

/wave salis

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 22, 2003, 1:59 am

Akaran_D wrote:Or, do the intelligent thing.. don't drink.
Hard on your liver, and a hangover isn't worth the enjoyment of getting Yeltisn-Drunk and making a ass out of oneself.

There's nothing not intelligent about drinking... Alcohol is fine in moderation. Drinking to the point of passing out everyday is when things get out of whack.

Of course, we'll get a few that post the only point of drinking is to get drunk. But they're idiots.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 22, 2003, 2:09 am

or in college!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 22, 2003, 2:22 am

Well, I am sure this is certainly the first time an article from The Onion has received such argument....

Seriously, have some booze. It will make things all right. On this you can trust me.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 22, 2003, 5:05 am

Aabidano wrote:Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn

Has anyone here outgrown porn?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 22, 2003, 5:15 am

Winnow wrote:
Aabidano wrote:Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn
Has anyone here outgrown porn?

I didn't realize that porn was a "phase"....

MUCH

FOR PORN!

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » December 22, 2003, 1:43 pm

Whoever said hangovers aren't fun obviously has never forcefed a hungover Sylvos some taco bell and then tried to give him some chocolates

Evidentally he doesn't have the ironman hangover stomach that I do.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » December 22, 2003, 1:53 pm

of course Sirensa doesn't realize how disgusting that is.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » December 22, 2003, 2:07 pm

Salis · Post by **Salis** » December 22, 2003, 3:29 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Where's the fun IN it, is the better question.

Obviously you've never put on a skirt, left your underwear, got roaring drunk and danced to the bagpipes!!

Fash · Post by **Fash** » December 22, 2003, 3:39 pm

only one way to drink responsibly.... smoke weed instead

masteen · Post by **masteen** » December 25, 2003, 3:08 pm

Winnow wrote:
Aabidano wrote:Most people grow out of it at some point, just like porn
Has anyone here outgrown porn?

Aabi has confused "outgrown" with "wife keeps finding stash"

Fash wrote:only one way to drink responsibly.... smoke weed instead

Righteous