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I'm not totally convinced if I'd ever had guts to walk into mensroom with this lol

LOL.

It would be kinda gross to be carrying that thing around!

She's got the wall-lean down as well.

Some things just really dont need to be invented.

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

You don't need a silly cardboard thingy - just some skillz!

That would be handy for those times you're stuck in the woods, no restroom in sight, (or at a party you probably shouldn't be at with dirty and/or full bathrooms) and it's too cold/wet to pull your pants down and squat. And with squatting you always have to do that funky hold the pants while balancing yourself stuff. Quite awkward.

Not that I would want to use one of those things. But I can't be the only female that's had to squat to pee someplace odd in her life - where standing would have been much more convenient

wtfwaitaminute...

You mean some women would rather have pee drips on their clothes than sit down to pee?

I dread the day when people find it too inconvenient to sit down to take a shit...

*edit* spelling

Animalor wrote: I dread the day when people find it too inconvenient to sit down to take a shit...

What, you don't take a shit while jogging? It saves so much time omg, and you barely even get messy!!!

Ok this will be weird so bear with me. In boot camp, they have about 30 toilets along a wall with no stalls, just open toilets. Out of a copmany of 80 of us, there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing. They said no one in their family ever sat on the toilet, so that's how they were raised, and they were the ones who were shocked that people actually sat down to crap. Yes, I did ask, cause some things you just gotta know.

For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.

Krimson Klaw wrote:Ok this will be weird so bear with me. In boot camp, they have about 30 toilets along a wall with no stalls, just open toilets. Out of a copmany of 80 of us, there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing. They said no one in their family ever sat on the toilet, so that's how they were raised, and they were the ones who were shocked that people actually sat down to crap. Yes, I did ask, cause some things you just gotta know.

For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.

Did they do the stand/squat thing because they didn't feel the toilets were clean? (I've done a hover/squat thing over some public toilet and/or outhouses that I've had to use before because sitting on them would have been nasty)

Always wipe front to back!! You don't want to spread germs to your fronts

Krimson Klaw wrote:...there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing.

Were they asian? I saw a lot of the "Two footprints and a hole" toilets over there. Especially public ones, most of which were unisex. They think americans have a lot of hangups for good reason

Sirensa wrote:

Krimson Klaw wrote:Ok this will be weird so bear with me. In boot camp, they have about 30 toilets along a wall with no stalls, just open toilets. Out of a copmany of 80 of us, there were 2 guys that took their dump doing the stand/squat thing. They said no one in their family ever sat on the toilet, so that's how they were raised, and they were the ones who were shocked that people actually sat down to crap. Yes, I did ask, cause some things you just gotta know.

For an even deeper discussion, we debated which way of whiping was better, towards your back, or towards your sack. I personally find it odd that people whipe towards their ballzack, but to each their own.

Did they do the stand/squat thing because they didn't feel the toilets were clean? (I've done a hover/squat thing over some public toilet and/or outhouses that I've had to use before because sitting on them would have been nasty)

Always wipe front to back!! You don't want to spread germs to your fronts

Boot camp toilets are cleaner than toilets in a 5 star hotel, anyone that's been in the military can personally attest to that.

Actually, not a bad invention. Go to a stadium and the women's room line is always line 3 blocks long...whhip this little device out, npnp.

Toshira wrote:Actually, not a bad invention. Go to a stadium and the women's room line is always line 3 blocks long...whhip this little device out, npnp.

true, I'd still have problem with wiping, can't just shake off like guys do lol

In places like france and north africa its all about the hole in the ground, its almost like a workout for your leggs when you been to Marocko for 24 hours and get the bad food syndrom.........

Its strange realy since one of the best things with toilets is that they are like the most comfy place there is, have freinds that spend hours sitting on the toilet reading and stuff, and when they done they can go up get like a snack and GO BACK to the toilet seat eat the snack and think about stuff.

More time thinking on the toilet = less war is what I think.

Kalifen wrote:Marocko

Where is this place? Is it on the moon?

Sorry English language owned me there like this super sekkrit message to Sajko owns you.

DET VA TRUANT SOM CYBRADE DIG PÅ KOREANSKA

Toshira wrote:Actually, not a bad invention. Go to a stadium and the women's room line is always line 3 blocks long...whhip this little device out, npnp.

That's ok by me but a woman actually was arrested for going into the men's restroom at a football stadium. She had to go bad, apologized the entire time and was still arrested.

Lame but it happened.

They have those stand-and-shit toilets in Italy too. Beats the gym's powerleg workers!
Releasing some dump and working up them legs is a nice combo!

I blame the ancient roman empire

Truant wrote: Where is this place? Is it on the moon?

It's probably close to how they spell Morocco in Swedish.

-=Lohrno

Good god

What will they come up with next

Skogen wrote:LOL.

It would be kinda gross to be carrying that thing around!

Yes, maybe you are one to put it back in your bag after you used it, but if you look at the picture very closely, very, very closely, you will see a trash bin in the third frame that is the recipient of the used ehm... device thingy.

Lohrno wrote:

Truant wrote: Where is this place? Is it on the moon?

It's probably close to how they spell Morocco in Swedish.

-=Lohrno

Yeah I knew what the word was, I just felt like being a goob.

no you probably felt like beeing the "i speak only one language and can't be from any other country then -blank space that everyone can fill-"

and everyone can indeed guess what country i am thinking of, hidy har har har.

/sarcasm
You know what, you're right. I'm american. I hate everyone not from this country. If you can't speak my language perfectly you should all die.
/sarcasm off

How about.....no. While many americans are ignorant when it comes to anything outside their borders, both geographically and culturally, and subsequent assholes to anyone not american...that's not me. Were I really slamming Kalifen I probably would have writted a bit more, been a bit more personal, and used a few explitives.

Marocko - Morocco. It was a joke.

I can see where something like that would be handy in certain circumstances....I *think* I heard you can get some like disposable paper like funnel deals - so it's not that gross you just toss it

Nilaman wrote:

Animalor wrote: I dread the day when people find it too inconvenient to sit down to take a shit...

What, you don't take a shit while jogging? It saves so much time omg, and you barely even get messy!!!

Kinda like.. a fart in the wind, cept not?

You se Rass me and Truant are best friends, we build bridges and make people from different places around the oh so wonderfull world come clooser so we can touch eachother on all levels.

since when is morocco an english word

November 4th