Pyrella
Posted: October 18, 2003, 3:03 pm
Prominent Pyrella fans have included: Irwin Allen, Wil Wheaton, Slappy White, Al Molinaro, Al Gore, Kolak The Enforcer, Hugh "Lumpy" Brannum, Susan Sontag, Barney Rubble, Dian Parkinson, Cordwainer Bird, Clever Hans, Greg Morris, Jerry Goldsmith, Ernest Rutherford, and Darth Vader.
Pyrella thinks tomatoes are still poisonous.
Pyrella once sabotaged "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" by hijacking the trolley to Cuba.
Pyrella cures pattern baldness, but causes random baldness.
If Pyrella ever dies, he will be interred in Grant's Tomb.
Pyrella is the voice of Duke Nukem 3D. He was paid $1,000,000,000 to record lines like "Hail to the king, baby!" and "Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" and the one Duke only says at the end of the last level, "I wet 'em!"
Pyrella can fit two billiard balls in his mouth and still sing "Goldfinger" beautifully.
Pyrella was the one who told Chuck Jones, "You know, it would be funny if you changed him from a golf-playing frog to a singing, dancing frog."
Pyrella's Personal Identification Number is 1.
Mosquitoes never bite Pyrella.
Pyrella made his fortune in the seventies by inventing a handheld game that could play tic-tac-toe. It used a 2x2 grid of LEDs, and sold for $99.98. It could reliably beat any human being, although it took a minute to compute each move.
Pyrella's favorite NASA mission: Apollo 44D.
Pyrella was on "Star Trek" once as one of the evil space children. He's the one who's happy to be given _vanilla_ ice cream.
Pyrella lives in a one-room apartment with 450 cats, due to a wacky proviso in his eccentric uncle's will. Also it's haunted, or at least the will says so.
Pyrella was once kissed by Barbara Bain. He reported it to the police once he got off the subway.
The Berlin Wall fell because Pyrella accidentally broke it.
Pyrella buys all his food at K-Mart.
Pyrella likes pretzels that are stamped out and only look twisted.
Pyrella has no navel.
Pyrella inspired Pee-wee Herman... twice!
Pyrella can divide by 22 in his head.
Pyrella not only won World War III, he single-handedly covered it up!
Pyrella can type 120 factoids per minute.
Pyrella found baby Spot in a walnut.
Pyrella has ten toes. In a jar.
Pyrella once fell out of an airplane, landing on Andy Rooney! Only one of them suffered a brain injury.
Many nations claim the Moon. Only Pyrella claims the Moon bit him.
Pyrella gets financial advice from the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who lives in a quarter with George Washington.
When Pyrella watches TV, the actors feel an eerie chill.
Pyrella is allergic to magma.
Hanna-Barbera fired Pyrella for having legs that moved independently.
Pyrella doesn't know the meaning of the word "meaning".
Pyrella is electromagnetically repulsive.
Dean Martin only heard of Pyrella last month.
Don Martin used Pyrella as a model for most of his characters.
Doc Marten doesn't really have a doctorate, because Pyrella got it instead.
Dan Marino has never heard of Pyrella, and never will.
Pyrella's favorite movie is "Paddle To The Sea".
Pyrella drinks over four thousand gallons of vodka PER CAPITA.
Pyrella doesn't catch the flu. He steals it.
In a secret operation, the government gave Pyrella one bionic leg, enabling him to run over a hundred miles per hour. The bionic surgery cost $1,000,000 plus $5,000,000 in batteries. Now he can crush tennis balls--without even touching them.
Pyrella was the first person to earn a PhD in the womb.
Pyrella weighs as much as a barracuda on the Moon.
Pyrella lives in a giant motorized Rubik's Cube left over from a World's Fair. His next home will be a giant hollow sphere, which he can roll around by walking up the walls, crushing all the other houses in the neighborhood.
Pyrella has had the hiccups for over 500 years!
Pyrella owns his own satellite. It was launched by accident and is filled with oatmeal. Watch out!
Pyrella keeps his ant farm inside a glass basketball, just for the fun of it. He shoots, he scores!
Pyrella's home has a self-destruct circuit.
Pyrella made up Albert Einstein.
Pyrella owns a tuxedo made of real penguin feathers.
In Sweden, "Pyrella" means "God of death" and is a popular brand of children's cigarettes.
Pyrella directed "Solar Crisis", starring Charlton Heston and Jack Palance.
Pyrella is white on the left side, black on the right side. He fights a never-ending battle with Frank Gorshin.
Pyrella has the world's second-largest Johnny Jump-Up!
Pyrella invented the Frappuchino by spilling a frappe on his chinos. His dog, Spot, took one lick and was addicted for life!
Pyrella's personal computer is a Coleco Adam.
Pyrella invented rippled cow chips.
Pyrella works out with Joe Piscopo.
Pyrella likes things and stuff. Spot likes things but not stuff.
Pyrella isn't "funny" funny. He is "not funny" funny.
Pyrella sleeps in a hyperbarbaric chamber.
If Pyrella were a fuzzy bunny, he would buy a green dishwasher!
Pyrella knows Potsie personally.
Pyrella used to be available only in prescription strength.
Pyrella's favorite color: Pantone Black 1234.
Pyrella's goal in life: to travel through time and gather all the great geniuses who ever lived into one room, and then torture them!
Pyrella likes bacon because he foolishly thinks it's made from pigs.
Pyrella is turned on by women in gas masks.
Pyrella's dog Spot enjoys Jim Carrey, but not Howie Mandel, but can't remember which is which.
Pyrella has never thrown anything away in his entire life.
Pyrella is a frogman. A real one.
Pyrella has one red and one blue contact lens, so that real life will be 3-D!
Pyrella likes to buy distilled water and flush it down the toilet.
Spot won't watch "The Odd Couple" because it would make him turn gay.
Pyrella is so important, he has a telex machine in his pool!
Pyrella is generic mutant.
To debunk a myth, Pyrella does not walk around all day in a Russian general's uniform. There is a difference between "Russian" and "Soviet".
Pyrella is under a doctor's care for hyperbozosity.
Pyrella killed Bob Crane... with kindness.
Pyrella can write upside down, under water, or on the Moon!
All of Pyrella's socks match... YOURS.
As a child, Pyrella thought Bob Hope was funny, because the TV told him so.
Pyrella is your sign of quality.
(stolen from http://www.kibo.com )
Pyrella thinks tomatoes are still poisonous.
Pyrella once sabotaged "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" by hijacking the trolley to Cuba.
Pyrella cures pattern baldness, but causes random baldness.
If Pyrella ever dies, he will be interred in Grant's Tomb.
Pyrella is the voice of Duke Nukem 3D. He was paid $1,000,000,000 to record lines like "Hail to the king, baby!" and "Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" and the one Duke only says at the end of the last level, "I wet 'em!"
Pyrella can fit two billiard balls in his mouth and still sing "Goldfinger" beautifully.
Pyrella was the one who told Chuck Jones, "You know, it would be funny if you changed him from a golf-playing frog to a singing, dancing frog."
Pyrella's Personal Identification Number is 1.
Mosquitoes never bite Pyrella.
Pyrella made his fortune in the seventies by inventing a handheld game that could play tic-tac-toe. It used a 2x2 grid of LEDs, and sold for $99.98. It could reliably beat any human being, although it took a minute to compute each move.
Pyrella's favorite NASA mission: Apollo 44D.
Pyrella was on "Star Trek" once as one of the evil space children. He's the one who's happy to be given _vanilla_ ice cream.
Pyrella lives in a one-room apartment with 450 cats, due to a wacky proviso in his eccentric uncle's will. Also it's haunted, or at least the will says so.
Pyrella was once kissed by Barbara Bain. He reported it to the police once he got off the subway.
The Berlin Wall fell because Pyrella accidentally broke it.
Pyrella buys all his food at K-Mart.
Pyrella likes pretzels that are stamped out and only look twisted.
Pyrella has no navel.
Pyrella inspired Pee-wee Herman... twice!
Pyrella can divide by 22 in his head.
Pyrella not only won World War III, he single-handedly covered it up!
Pyrella can type 120 factoids per minute.
Pyrella found baby Spot in a walnut.
Pyrella has ten toes. In a jar.
Pyrella once fell out of an airplane, landing on Andy Rooney! Only one of them suffered a brain injury.
Many nations claim the Moon. Only Pyrella claims the Moon bit him.
Pyrella gets financial advice from the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who lives in a quarter with George Washington.
When Pyrella watches TV, the actors feel an eerie chill.
Pyrella is allergic to magma.
Hanna-Barbera fired Pyrella for having legs that moved independently.
Pyrella doesn't know the meaning of the word "meaning".
Pyrella is electromagnetically repulsive.
Dean Martin only heard of Pyrella last month.
Don Martin used Pyrella as a model for most of his characters.
Doc Marten doesn't really have a doctorate, because Pyrella got it instead.
Dan Marino has never heard of Pyrella, and never will.
Pyrella's favorite movie is "Paddle To The Sea".
Pyrella drinks over four thousand gallons of vodka PER CAPITA.
Pyrella doesn't catch the flu. He steals it.
In a secret operation, the government gave Pyrella one bionic leg, enabling him to run over a hundred miles per hour. The bionic surgery cost $1,000,000 plus $5,000,000 in batteries. Now he can crush tennis balls--without even touching them.
Pyrella was the first person to earn a PhD in the womb.
Pyrella weighs as much as a barracuda on the Moon.
Pyrella lives in a giant motorized Rubik's Cube left over from a World's Fair. His next home will be a giant hollow sphere, which he can roll around by walking up the walls, crushing all the other houses in the neighborhood.
Pyrella has had the hiccups for over 500 years!
Pyrella owns his own satellite. It was launched by accident and is filled with oatmeal. Watch out!
Pyrella keeps his ant farm inside a glass basketball, just for the fun of it. He shoots, he scores!
Pyrella's home has a self-destruct circuit.
Pyrella made up Albert Einstein.
Pyrella owns a tuxedo made of real penguin feathers.
In Sweden, "Pyrella" means "God of death" and is a popular brand of children's cigarettes.
Pyrella directed "Solar Crisis", starring Charlton Heston and Jack Palance.
Pyrella is white on the left side, black on the right side. He fights a never-ending battle with Frank Gorshin.
Pyrella has the world's second-largest Johnny Jump-Up!
Pyrella invented the Frappuchino by spilling a frappe on his chinos. His dog, Spot, took one lick and was addicted for life!
Pyrella's personal computer is a Coleco Adam.
Pyrella invented rippled cow chips.
Pyrella works out with Joe Piscopo.
Pyrella likes things and stuff. Spot likes things but not stuff.
Pyrella isn't "funny" funny. He is "not funny" funny.
Pyrella sleeps in a hyperbarbaric chamber.
If Pyrella were a fuzzy bunny, he would buy a green dishwasher!
Pyrella knows Potsie personally.
Pyrella used to be available only in prescription strength.
Pyrella's favorite color: Pantone Black 1234.
Pyrella's goal in life: to travel through time and gather all the great geniuses who ever lived into one room, and then torture them!
Pyrella likes bacon because he foolishly thinks it's made from pigs.
Pyrella is turned on by women in gas masks.
Pyrella's dog Spot enjoys Jim Carrey, but not Howie Mandel, but can't remember which is which.
Pyrella has never thrown anything away in his entire life.
Pyrella is a frogman. A real one.
Pyrella has one red and one blue contact lens, so that real life will be 3-D!
Pyrella likes to buy distilled water and flush it down the toilet.
Spot won't watch "The Odd Couple" because it would make him turn gay.
Pyrella is so important, he has a telex machine in his pool!
Pyrella is generic mutant.
To debunk a myth, Pyrella does not walk around all day in a Russian general's uniform. There is a difference between "Russian" and "Soviet".
Pyrella is under a doctor's care for hyperbozosity.
Pyrella killed Bob Crane... with kindness.
Pyrella can write upside down, under water, or on the Moon!
All of Pyrella's socks match... YOURS.
As a child, Pyrella thought Bob Hope was funny, because the TV told him so.
Pyrella is your sign of quality.
(stolen from http://www.kibo.com )
