An amusing Email I got about Canada
Posted: September 18, 2003, 4:49 am
+ Foreign Joke
"About Canada"
These questions about Canada were posted on an International
Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.
1.. Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them
die.
2.. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?(USA)
A : Depends how much you've been drinking.
3.. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the
railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
4.. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
5.. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
6.. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send
me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of ?
7.. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada
?(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo
racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
8.. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.
9.. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
10.. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is....oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
"About Canada"
These questions about Canada were posted on an International
Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.
1.. Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them
die.
2.. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?(USA)
A : Depends how much you've been drinking.
3.. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the
railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
4.. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So its true what they say about Swedes.
5.. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
6.. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send
me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of ?
7.. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada
?(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo
racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
8.. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.
9.. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
10.. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is....oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.