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Cartalas caught via Webcam
Posted: August 13, 2003, 5:51 pm
by Jice Virago
Posted: August 13, 2003, 5:53 pm
by kyoukan
oh my
Posted: August 13, 2003, 5:54 pm
by Sylvus
set it and forget it.
Posted: August 13, 2003, 5:55 pm
by Sionistic
HAHAHAHA oh god HAHAHAHAA!
dont let the companies get a hold of this, they will make him the next 50cent
Posted: August 13, 2003, 5:58 pm
by noel
You may be giving Cartalas too much credit. I didn't see any drooling.
It's like... he needed a broomstick if he wanted to be the next Star Wars kid.
Anyone have odds on him being a Canadian?
Posted: August 13, 2003, 6:05 pm
by Voronwë
i like that "set and forget it" freestylin he did
lol
Posted: August 13, 2003, 6:12 pm
by kyoukan
is that an actual rap song or did he make it up?
anyone know who that is? (not the kid but the dude who's song that is)
Posted: August 13, 2003, 6:29 pm
by Asheran Mojomaster
Haha, thats actually pretty cool, especially if he made up the words to it. It wouldnt be so cool, but he looks like hes like 8 or something.
Posted: August 13, 2003, 7:09 pm
by laneela
"One time I forgot it and it got cold so don't really forget it. Just forget it for the most part but then come back to it if you wanna eat a hot meal... Peace!"
that was utter brilliance...
Posted: August 13, 2003, 8:12 pm
by Ashur
I hope the kid's parents never see this....
The horror...
Posted: August 13, 2003, 8:27 pm
by Mplor
K, I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks Jice!
Posted: August 13, 2003, 8:48 pm
by Sheryl
that head bobbing shit at the beginning just kills me. i played the first 30 seconds like 4 times.
Posted: August 13, 2003, 9:26 pm
by Cartalas
Im so proud! The kid must be from Wisconsin
Posted: August 13, 2003, 9:32 pm
by Nick
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! 50cent sucks balls compared to this fly muthafucka!
werd
Posted: August 13, 2003, 11:31 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
I like the Phat Beatz!

Posted: August 14, 2003, 1:04 am
by Taly
I think that was Jice

Posted: August 14, 2003, 1:29 am
by Jice Virago
Im far too caucasian to rap that well.
Posted: August 14, 2003, 1:37 am
by Laliana
HAHAHA, that was too funny.
Posted: August 14, 2003, 3:12 am
by Tegellan
Star wars kid ain't got nothing on this guy, lol
Posted: August 14, 2003, 8:33 am
by Morgrym
hehe Set it and forget it
Peace
Posted: August 14, 2003, 9:31 am
by Burke
big ups to chonky
mad skillz
Posted: August 14, 2003, 11:07 am
by masteen
The word of the day is "Dick."
Posted: August 14, 2003, 4:46 pm
by Dregor Thule
What makes it so good is it's so true! Ron Popeil really does make good informercials.
Sheer brilliance.
Posted: August 14, 2003, 5:10 pm
by Kelshara
That was funny

Posted: August 14, 2003, 5:22 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
I hope his bitch, Chonky, loves his sweet love song.
Posted: August 15, 2003, 4:41 am
by *~*stragi*~*
how dare you compare cartalas to andy

kyo, he has people/groups (websites etc) that make him beats and he just freestyles, he credits them on his website angrynakedpat.com. im suprised more of you don't know about him since he's sorta famous after the superbowl is gay song. he's been a reoccuring guest on jimmy kimmel live and a few other shows i believe.
edit: he's around 25 and lives out on the east coast i think
Posted: August 15, 2003, 9:38 am
by Dregor Thule
Stragi wrote:how dare you compare cartalas to andy

kyo, he has people/groups (websites etc) that make him beats and he just freestyles, he credits them on his website angrynakedpat.com. im suprised more of you don't know about him since he's sorta famous after the superbowl is gay song. he's been a reoccuring guest on jimmy kimmel live and a few other shows i believe.
edit: he's around 25 and lives out on the east coast i think
THAT'S WHY HE WAS FAMILIAR! The Superbowl is gay song! 25? No way.. I pegged him at 15 at most. Wow... that's just kinda sad

Posted: August 15, 2003, 10:21 am
by Denadeb
I liked this one so much more.
Drunken freestyle rap
This fucker is hilarious.
Posted: August 15, 2003, 11:37 am
by Kwonryu DragonFist
25 years?
Posted: August 16, 2003, 12:44 am
by *~*stragi*~*
in some interview he had he said that he was 25 or 26 i don't remember.
Posted: August 17, 2003, 2:55 pm
by Revs
Yeah, him and ODB need to do a song together!

/bow
Posted: August 17, 2003, 3:53 pm
by Ducru
"You can hear me sing on angrynakedpat any day of the week. I'm also on Dawson's Creek in cameo where does Dawson's sucked a little fat kid's dick."
This kid is simply the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. Chingy better watch out, Chonky is on th eloose with his "bullet-proof vest"
Thank you for introducing this kid to us that weren't aware. I can't wait to get to work monday and and show them this.
Ducru
Posted: August 17, 2003, 11:39 pm
by Pilsburry
A long while back this kid did some childrens songs including "jesus loves the little children"....if you see that one, the ending is almost worth watching the whole video for.
P.S. There is no way this guy is 25....if he said that on some talk show it must have been a joke.
Posted: August 18, 2003, 3:46 am
by Keverian FireCry
I dont think that was a rap song, just freestyling. The set it and forget part about informercials made me laugh damn hard, a lot of it was just lame tho heh. Nice post lol. Giving Cartalas WAY to much credit though.