VeeshanVault

Posted: **March 22, 2008, 8:01 pm**

Start guessing... the first person who gets it right will win everything!

I will add clues every 10 guesses (as I get a chance to check this thread) until someone gets it.

Posted: **March 22, 2008, 8:10 pm**

because you wiped your ass with it?

Posted: **March 22, 2008, 10:33 pm**

Finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties?

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 11:13 am**

Because you're a tool?

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 1:44 pm**

shocker?

male shocker?

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 2:10 pm**

because your you?

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 2:18 pm**

Spang wrote:Finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties?

I have a hard time believing it's pussy.

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 4:00 pm**

Coughed and got bullshit all over it?

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 9:01 pm**

Ok, no correct answers so far. I will start the hints now since it has been a full day. Maybe someone will get closer tomorrow when everyone returns to work...

Hint
#1. My hand made contact with something "natural".

Posted: **March 23, 2008, 9:55 pm**

Richard Simmons' shitty asshole.

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 12:51 am**

awwww, he finally got to see what pussy feels like! Too bad the best he could get is some stanky whore with bacterial vaginosis.

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 8:45 am**

Likely smoking a doobie, pothead.

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 10:14 am**

Did you touch a butt? (see poll in this forum)

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 1:12 pm**

Cleaning Fish.

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 1:27 pm**

It's because you hid in a NToV firepot and burned it.

OH THE MEMORIES!

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 1:28 pm**

Vinegar! You colored Easter Eggs, yes?

Posted: **March 24, 2008, 2:12 pm**

pickle, you ate a pickle

Posted: **March 25, 2008, 7:16 am**

Sargeras wrote:It's because you hid in a NToV firepot and burned it.

OH THE MEMORIES!

Bah, size is messed up now, and I'm too drunk to fix it. Deal with it...

Posted: **March 25, 2008, 8:38 am**

You ate cheese doodles.

Posted: **March 25, 2008, 2:39 pm**

Washing your mother again, eh?

Posted: **March 25, 2008, 10:34 pm**

You changed a baby's diaper.

Posted: **March 25, 2008, 11:56 pm**

Sorry, you're all wrong, the correct answer is - "who gives a fuck?"

Posted: **April 2, 2008, 8:14 pm**

It is Natural.

The next clue is... It likes water, is often present when you do not want it and can give you back pains if you deal with it wrong.

Posted: **April 2, 2008, 11:01 pm**

you pissed yourself

Posted: **April 2, 2008, 11:36 pm**

Xanupox wrote:It is Natural.

The next clue is... It likes water, is often present when you do not want it and can give you back pains if you deal with it wrong.

I think the correct answer is Xanupox.

Posted: **April 2, 2008, 11:42 pm**

still think it was from washing his mom

Posted: **April 3, 2008, 3:19 am**

You've been feeding fish to a seal

Posted: **April 3, 2008, 9:42 am**

You touched your girlfriend's no-no parts?

(Sorry Lala, had to say it!)

Posted: **April 3, 2008, 10:13 pm**

Ashur wrote:You touched your girlfriend's no-no parts?

(Sorry Lala, had to say it!)

If you scroll up I beat you to it....

Posted: **April 3, 2008, 10:17 pm**

Lalanae wrote:
Ashur wrote:You touched your girlfriend's no-no parts?

(Sorry Lala, had to say it!)

If you scroll up I beat you to it....

You've been feeding fish to a seal

That's quite the euphemism!

Posted: **April 3, 2008, 10:18 pm**

scroll further!

Posted: **April 3, 2008, 10:28 pm**

Scroll further than that!

Posted: **April 4, 2008, 2:18 am**

No you scroll further!

Posted: **April 4, 2008, 3:18 am**

Ok. Done.

Posted: **April 4, 2008, 10:30 pm**

My guess is you're still a tool.

Posted: **April 5, 2008, 2:49 am**

because you're a steaming pile of shit.

Posted: **April 8, 2008, 7:06 pm**

It is Natural.

It likes water, is often present when you do not want it and can give you back pains if you deal with it wrong.

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3rd Clue... boy you guys seem to love this game!!!

3) Some companies make a "solution" to prevent them from ever arising where you don't want them.

What is/are it/they, that made my hand stink?

Posted: **April 8, 2008, 7:08 pm**

You were weeding a garden?

Posted: **April 8, 2008, 8:51 pm**

you've been scratching a corn thats on your foot?

Posted: **April 8, 2008, 10:04 pm**

You have herpes.

Posted: **April 10, 2008, 4:12 pm**

Is it Moose Cock?

or are you rubbing Valtrex?

Blisters.

Posted: **April 10, 2008, 5:01 pm**

Have you been growing/picking mushrooms...

(There's a company that grows mushrooms about 15 miles from where I live. The whole area around that place stinks pretty badly.)

Posted: **April 10, 2008, 5:35 pm**

Animalor wrote:Have you been growing/picking mushrooms...

(There's a company that grows mushrooms about 15 miles from where I live. The whole area around that place stinks pretty badly.)

How hard can it be to grow mushrooms? Just fling a bunch of poop around and the shrooms will start growing. poop = smelly

Posted: **April 11, 2008, 12:12 pm**

Gangrenous ensephalitis.

I made that up

Posted: **April 13, 2008, 12:07 am**

Canoe wrote:You were weeding a garden?

WINNER! Sorry it took so long to award the victory.

Yes, simple as it was. I saw a few weeds, decided to pull them by hand. (usually use gloves) Then I saw more, more and more... stopped an hour later with a funky cold medina hand that smelled from hell.

I know it was a sorry game.

Posted: **April 13, 2008, 12:11 am**

You still have herpes.

Posted: **April 13, 2008, 6:42 pm**

Because you're a steaming pile of shit.

Posted: **April 14, 2008, 1:07 am**

Why the fuck would you be doing manual labor when you can just call in the black hawks to agent orange that shit to death?

Posted: **April 14, 2008, 10:01 am**

Keverian FireCry wrote:Why the fuck would you be doing manual labor when you can just call in the black hawks to agent orange that shit to death?

This made the enitre thread worth it.

Posted: **April 15, 2008, 8:53 pm**

Keverian FireCry wrote:Why the fuck would you be doing manual labor when you can just call in the black hawks to agent orange that shit to death?

I was hoping to infiltrate the 'weeds' in hopes I could get the phone number and name of the King Weed, just so I could go postal and post it on the net.

VeeshanVault

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