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I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 4:20 pm
by Sylvus
Without whom, I'd never have made it to 5000 posts. It was my eternal vigilance against their asinine posts that helped get me to this point. I'd like to thank those of you who I like, who had birthdays that I could then post in the threads for. I'd like to thank the show Heroes, as it appears that I have posted in that thread more than any other. I'd like to thank Jesus, Big Bird, Col. Sanders, MC Hammer and Lee Majors for their constant inspiration. I'd like to thank my mom and my dad, and whichever contraceptive company it was whose faulty products still allowed the sperm part of me to meet the egg part of me. I couldn't have done it without you guys! I'd like to thank President Bush, whose ineptitude had to inspire at least 100 of my posts. And last, and certainly least, I'd like to thank you, loyal readers. You're the reason I wake up every morning. Actually, I think I'm confusing "loyal readers" with "alarm clock". I guess I don't really have anything for the rest of you, sorry.
Peace in the middle east.
(Check out my big, manly star!)
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 5:29 pm
by Laliana
Hi!
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 5:30 pm
by Sirensa
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 5:48 pm
by Aslanna
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 5:50 pm
by Lynks
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 6:08 pm
by Dregor Thule
<insert spam here>
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 6:34 pm
by masteen
Grats?
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 8:17 pm
by Trek
Not the post I was expecting to read when I saw the title...
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 8:45 pm
by Morgrym
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 9:22 pm
by Canelek
For those that are keeping score, that makes Sylvus Grand Lord Inquisitor-Dragonmaster-USANUMBER1-OK! Douchebag.
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: July 31, 2007, 11:12 pm
by Abelard
Today marks the beginning of my campeign to catch up to Sylvus!
*Que Rocky montage music
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 1, 2007, 8:29 am
by Toshira
<meaningless, non-witty tripe + failed jab>
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 2:04 am
by Tyek
You never wished me happy birthday!
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 2:09 am
by Winnow
World's Smallest Teddy Bear
Random image. It's what I do.
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 11:03 am
by *~*stragi*~*
I'm currently smelling my own fart
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 11:06 am
by Boogahz
I'm not sure if you should be congratulated or consoled...
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 12:31 pm
by Nick
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 12:35 pm
by Nick
In that vein, is there any chance we can make this a smiley?
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 1:19 pm
by Siji
Pharm.
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 7:43 pm
by Zaelath
Nick wrote:In that vein, is there any chance we can make this a smiley?
That looks like a zombie smiley, and in keeping with the zenophobic ranting about the new RE game, I think it should be black.
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 2, 2007, 11:25 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
Nick wrote:In that vein, is there any chance we can make this a smiley?
no
ps where is my fucking animated shrugging emoticon sylvus you worthless tool
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 7, 2007, 7:35 pm
by Abelard
Flying higher!
Getting stronger!
Re: I'd like to thank the douchebags...
Posted: August 8, 2007, 3:11 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Yer welcome.
