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Paris Hilton's Boyfriend is Dreamy
Posted: May 19, 2006, 2:49 am
by Sylvus
Watch here!
There might be a commercial before, my apologies.
My favorite part is at about 2:53, if you want to fast forward. It almost makes me feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 2:56 am
by Xouqoa
I hope she wrecks that car and they both die in a fire.
Don't they know they aren't in high school any more?
Posted: May 19, 2006, 3:45 am
by kyoukan
I just don't get it. He is fat and stupid and a total slob. Not that Paris is much of a catch, but jesus. He is about as charismatic as bowl of soup, and I wouldn't look twice at a sweaty dork like that if I saw him someplace.
That whole wannabe hollywood culture of worshipping your own social life and trying to act like you're famous is sadder than hell. I couldn't even imagine being that vapid and boring.
FIRECROTCH LOL FIRECROTCH HAHAHAH I AM DON RICKLES
Posted: May 19, 2006, 6:56 am
by Breagen
It's funny when someone who has probably never worked in their life and inheirited all their money attempts to mock someone else for being poor.
I don't really know jack about Lohan, but at lest she has done something with her life so far.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 9:16 am
by noel
To quote Kevin Smith, "Don't fuck the vapid!"
Posted: May 19, 2006, 9:24 am
by Sionistic
who is he anyway and why does he have such a whiney voice
Posted: May 19, 2006, 9:49 am
by Trek
That would be awesome to run into that couple on the street, with my truck
Posted: May 19, 2006, 10:00 am
by Cotto
Hey now..I know some pretty sexy bowls of soup.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 10:09 am
by noel
I've always assumed that the new Hilton, 'Hospitality' commercials were inspired by the number of guys Paris has shown her hospitality to.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 10:11 am
by Animalor
The peice of work that accompanied Hilton was Brandon Davis, grandson of late billionaire Marvin Davis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Davis
Posted: May 19, 2006, 12:18 pm
by Boogahz
hehe, nice ending to that one:
His grandson is Brandon Davis, an unbelievable tool who once dated Mischa Barton.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 12:33 pm
by Animalor
Boogahz wrote:
hehe, nice ending to that one:
His grandson is Brandon Davis, an unbelievable tool who once dated Mischa Barton.
That's a new change. It wasn't there when I posted that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=53926131
Posted: May 19, 2006, 1:18 pm
by Boogahz
admit it! You added that!
Posted: May 19, 2006, 2:27 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
What a shallow fucking piece of dogshit. It's a shame they weren't both paralyzed from the neck down in a wreck shortly after that was filmed.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 2:34 pm
by miir
Drinsic Darkwood wrote:What a shallow fucking piece of dogshit. It's a shame they weren't both paralyzed from the neck down in a wreck shortly after that was filmed.
I think they are paralyzed from the neck up.
Posted: May 19, 2006, 2:44 pm
by Animalor
Boogahz wrote:
admit it! You added that!
I care so little about these people that I won't even bother insulting em.