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Britney Statue wierdness (possibly nws).
Posted: March 29, 2006, 2:43 pm
by Animalor
I don't believe that this was actually commisionned by Brit. This thing is wierdness incarnate. It's entitled "Pro-Life: The birth of Sean Preston".
I'll let the picture speak for itself.
I saw this on Yahoo yesterday and was at a loss for words.
The statue is a nude however none of the privates are facing the camera.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01317.html
Posted: March 29, 2006, 2:48 pm
by Seebs
It is missing the Kool Filter King dangling out of her mouth and the flour sausage gravy dripping out behind her mucus plug.
I believe Federline was also spanking her during the labor.
Other than that it looks authentic
Posted: March 29, 2006, 5:31 pm
by Aabidano
Posted: March 29, 2006, 6:33 pm
by laneela
I'm confused...
How exactly is the birth of a child conceived by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline supposed to be pro-life? Mandatory abortion... That's what I'm talking about.
Posted: March 30, 2006, 12:29 am
by Ogbar
Must be that either he's the world's quickest sculptor, or that was the worlds longest labor.
Posted: March 30, 2006, 9:52 am
by Bubba Grizz
I'd hit it!
Posted: March 30, 2006, 12:42 pm
by Siji
[a] it doesn't look like her
who gives birth on their knees?
[c] if you hit it at that moment, would you be fucking or getting head?
[d] I'd hit it
Posted: March 31, 2006, 7:16 am
by vn_Tanc
It looks nothing like her, has nothing to do with her, and naming it after her got it a fuckload of cheap publicity it had no chance of attracting otherwise.
Why even bother discussing it? The piece doesn't have a shred of artistic value, either.
Posted: March 31, 2006, 6:53 pm
by Fash
wtf?... now maybe if they said it was a statue of her conceiving the baby i'd believe them... but there's no fucking way brittney gave on a bearskin rug looking like shes ready to take it in the ass!
weeeee publicity stunts
Posted: March 31, 2006, 9:51 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
Fash wrote:wtf?... now maybe if they said it was a statue of her conceiving the baby i'd believe them... but there's no fucking way brittney gave on a bearskin rug looking like shes ready to take it in the ass!
weeeee publicity stunts
Decent statue imho!
Posted: April 1, 2006, 5:22 pm
by Shashonna
Pretty sure Brit had a C-section. Least thats what they said on some shows I watched talking about this statue.
Posted: April 2, 2006, 11:19 pm
by Chidoro
The funnier story is the one about your icon and the leprechaun. The audio of that story is a pisser