We need a Star Pharming Thread!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:44 pm
How about...here?
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Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:45 pm
How fast can you star pharm?
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:45 pm
Once a minute, just like j00!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:45 pm
Star Pharming is GOOD! 
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:46 pm
Nope! It seems more like every 30 seconds 
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:46 pm
yeah you can be one of those 5 star fuckwads like Moony.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:47 pm
I can't play EQ while my Divx Encoder is re-encoding End of Evangelion, so I guess I'll STAR PHARM!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:47 pm
/grins at Voronwe
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:47 pm
5 stars is 4 stars too many. I'll be happy with ONE star.
Shouldn't take too long. This damn encoder is taking forver.
Shouldn't take too long. This damn encoder is taking forver.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:48 pm
I suggest that anyone who enjoys chopping up and editing movies on their computer try out TMPGEnc.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:48 pm
The Toecutter! He knows who I am! I am the NIGHTRIDER!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:49 pm
I have this sudden urge to kick all of you in the head.
/pharm
/pharm
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:49 pm
Yikes! 30 seconds isn't long enough! I can't type out anything even moderately interesting in only 30 seconds!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:49 pm
Ack! Moderator alert!
Don't poop on me!
Don't poop on me!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm
If you're the best, can I be the second best?
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm
Damn and I thought Moony was fucking annoying...
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm
you could pretty much make that statement using any time window, 30 seconds, 30 minutes, 30 yearsSearyx wrote:Yikes! 30 seconds isn't long enough! I can't type out anything even moderately interesting in only 30 seconds!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:50 pm
It would probably be a good idea to take my sig out of this, or it's gonna get annoying. Of course, it's probably annoying already :)
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:51 pm
Bah! My goddamn Avatar is keeping the posts huge. /kill Avatar!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:52 pm
/pharm
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:52 pm
You are correct, was.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:52 pm
It's just a matter of efficiency, Voronwe. Maximized Post Count with Maximized content :)
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:53 pm
Was? What was?
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:54 pm
Can someone head over to "Moderator Heaven" and ask Moony to join us? I'd like to express my gratitude for her ruining our old board.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:54 pm
Your big ass sig!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:54 pm
I don't want to pharm ALONE! Someone come help.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:55 pm
Oh yeah. The sig. Oops.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:55 pm
I think my sig is bigger... I'm not sure if it's working though... I can shorten it if need be though
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:55 pm
Actually, I think my Avatar on the left hand side is already stretching it as far as the Sig would.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:56 pm
I think I "Ad-Shield"ed your sig, Drustyn :)
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:56 pm
Perhaps I should go eat something instead of Star Pharming...
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:57 pm
Bah! Food is for the WEAK! I am the STRONG! No one can conquer the great Searyx! Cept maybe my sister, but THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:57 pm
I think I'll set my alarm to go off every 30 seconds. That way I know exactly when to hit the post button. This is actually pretty good practice for speed typing
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:57 pm
is there an ignore list in phpBB?
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:58 pm
Does Searyx use too many smiley faces? Yes/No. Start your voting now!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm
How come there is no back-button for when you try to post to fast? I gotta use my goddamn browsers back-button. I hate having to use the mouse to hit that goddamn back-button. There should be a server side goddamn back-button.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm
Bleag! 16 more to go 
This is taking WAY too long, and my stomach is rumbling. That, or my dick. Any hot chicks on right now?
This is taking WAY too long, and my stomach is rumbling. That, or my dick. Any hot chicks on right now?
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:00 pm
Best star pharming thread of all time "Searyx, GO THE FUCK AWAY!"
Searyx, GO THE FUCK AWAY!
Searyx, GO THE FUCK AWAY!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:00 pm
That message you get when you try to post too fast is WAY too polite. I think I'll pop it up now so I can copy/paste it into the next Pharm.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:01 pm
It should read:You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while
Slow down, fuckwit. You're suckin' up my goddamn bandwidth.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:02 pm
Why would you want to ignore little ol' me? I'm a bundle of kinetic energy!
HAPPY FUCKSHITBITCHASS!
*gunshot*
HAPPY FUCKSHITBITCHASS!
*gunshot*
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:02 pm
What ever happened to Ms. Happy FUCKSHITBITCHASS?
God, did that shit get annoying quick. Now I know how you guys must feel having ME around
God, did that shit get annoying quick. Now I know how you guys must feel having ME around
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:03 pm
I wonder if the mods really DO have a "reset post count" button. This is the kind of things I think about on the John. I guess that's what star pharming is like. Being on the John, squeezing out a... good idea.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:04 pm
How much Jack Handy bullshit can you type out in 30 seconds? Test begins...when this post ends. Although that's gonna be hard to time, since no one gives a flying fuck when it ends. Uh oh. 30 seconds up.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:04 pm
Eight to go. I can live with that. Anybody want some porn links?
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:05 pm
Ever see that amateur internet porn thing where the guy picks the girl up, she acts shy, and then all of a sudden she just drops down and starts sucking without any further ado? That is such staged bullshit.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:05 pm
If I told you I had my dick in my hand while writing this, would you still think of me the same way? Too late.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:06 pm
well post the fucking link...don't just talk about it.
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:06 pm
I'm getting there. I'm getting there...
I WILL be the first Star of the new forum! Do I get a cookie? No, not a fucking internet cookie!
I WILL be the first Star of the new forum! Do I get a cookie? No, not a fucking internet cookie!
Posted: July 3, 2002, 2:07 pm
I am a tank, so shut the fuck up? I don't get it. It's a picture of Arnold. Am I just dellusional, or did he quit the game? /wave Dellusional!