Real Quotes
Posted: November 7, 2002, 11:30 pm
My dad actually sent me these via e-mail. Now that I think about it, it kinda weirded me out.
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1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warmup, and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse. And I speak from personal experience, since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique -- except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
"Sure, there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them were really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot, and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?!"
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1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warmup, and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse. And I speak from personal experience, since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique -- except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
"Sure, there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them were really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot, and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?!"
