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Hilarious!
Posted: December 28, 2004, 4:39 pm
by Xatrei
Kids playtest and comment on classic console (Atari VCS, NES, etc.) and arcade games.
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.off ... Id=3137498
Referring to
Adventure for the VCS:
EGM: Would you want your parents to buy this for you?
Everyone: No!
Bobby: If it was 25 cents and came out of a gumball machine, yeah, I'd buy it.
Posted: December 28, 2004, 5:14 pm
by Ebumar
haha thats awesome - gona have to read that when i get home
Posted: December 28, 2004, 5:21 pm
by Bojangels
Lol I like this one
Parker: Wait. What do Nazi's have to do with it?
Bobby: Because Zangief is a Nazi.
EGM: He's Russian. Not German.
Garret: He's a communist.
Bobby: Then why is Zangief's place a Nazi place?
EGM: It's not.
Bobby: Yes it is-it had a Nazi sign on the cement.
Parker: It couldn't have been. They wouldn't have let that in videogames.
Bobby: Whatever.
Posted: December 28, 2004, 6:53 pm
by Tyek
Bobby talks serious smack for a 10 year old
Garret: Maybe Mr. T is Nintendo's marketing director. Mike Tyson was all like, "I'm gonna eat your dogs, I'm gonna eat your kids."
Rachel: I'm not really one who likes eating people.
Bobby: I'm gonna eat your momma.
Posted: December 28, 2004, 8:23 pm
by Spang
lol
Bobby: I've played this on my cell phone.
EGM: [Pointing to the humans on the ground] What do those characters look like?
Parker: They look like those little characters in the Game of Life, the little people you have to stick in your car.
EGM: Before this came out in compilations, we used to put quarters in arcade machines.
Parker: You wasted quarters in this?
EGM: Yeah.
Parker: That's so sad.
Posted: December 28, 2004, 9:02 pm
by Kaldaur
Someone invite these kids to join us on VV, they have promise.
Posted: December 29, 2004, 1:17 am
by Lalanae
haha
the first article is linked there too. Really brought back the frustrations of playing E.T. on my Atari
Posted: December 29, 2004, 2:38 am
by Mplor
Those kids are hilarious. I remember all the 10 year-olds I knew as complete morons - including me!
Posted: December 29, 2004, 5:31 am
by Winnow
Dillon: I'm just pressing random buttons here....
I still do that on most new games!
Posted: December 29, 2004, 10:40 am
by Mr Bacon
EGM: What are you going to say when your kids say Wind Waker looks boring?
Parker: Get out of my house. You're out of my will.
Posted: December 29, 2004, 11:08 am
by Lynks
hahaha
Rachel: This looks like a game out of Willy Wonka or something.
Bobby: It's like, "I'm Willy Wonka. I've created a new Star Wars."
EGM: Are they scary?
Anthony: No. It feels like they're trying to give me flowers.
Dillon: But flowers that you're allergic to, so you're trying to blow them up.
Posted: December 29, 2004, 1:56 pm
by Dregor Thule
What kind of 11 year old says 'faux cars'?!
Posted: December 29, 2004, 2:05 pm
by Dregor Thule
Haha, thanks for pointing out there was a link to the oirignal.
EGM: Yeah, we use them to end our articles. They do kinda look like they're from Space Invaders, don't they?
Tim: They're going to sue you.
Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now.