Bubba Grizz wrote:It's true. I admit it. I let people die all the time because there was some nice Titty on Cinemax. Just ask Revs. I'd turn back to the screen and see nothing but corpses and text reading "DAMNIT DOHRUM HEAL ME"!
I think I will go crawl into a fetal position and cry.
Ah, memories. I seem to remember Zeddic dying a ton as well when you were watching porn. In fact, it became a standard question before starting a group.
I spent a lot of time leveling in Lguk. In those days the FBSS was the creme of the crop when it came to loot. I hoarded 5 of those damn things and sold them all. Yes there were melee in my group that could use it, and yes some were even in my guild (OG), but I can't help it if I can roll better than they can.
Another time Masumy and I went down to seb for some xp. Diae or Xiae (not sure which one, because he was 3-boxing) was there and we headed down to the crypt. Hiero cloak dropped. Diae had been campin that spot for a week or so trying to get the damn thing, but guess who won the roll? I sold it for 60k and some crappy robe, which I ended up replacing 3 days later. hahah.
Oh and as far as fuckin up raids, I've done my fair share of that. When I was a legion recruit we were going after Trakanon. My first time to see the dragon. But oops, I left my resist gear in the bank. I didn't even get one spell off before he mutilated my weak ass. The rest of the guild got him down to 1% before finally failing. They were pissed at me but oh well, marxes told them to eat a dick. I respectfully resigned as a recruit and started my own guild.
As the leader of Ixtlan, I hoarded as much loot as possible. I had seen Elex do so well at whoring loot without even putting any effort into running the guild, and I just knew I could do better. My moronic officers threatened mutiny but it was hard for them to speak with my cock in their mouth. I laughed gleefully as I looted the Robe of Inspiration. Finally, after achieving my goal of being the biggest loot whore and worse guild leader in the history of EQ, I had nothing left to prove. I left the guild in the hands of Devereaux, another guy with the same attitude and moral convictions as I.
ahh those were the days.
I tell it like a true mackadelic.
Founder of Ixtlan - the SCUM of Veeshan.
Sad thing is, playing in the same room as Grizz was no garuntee that you would not die to porn distraction.
War is an option whose time has passed. Peace is the only option for the future. At present we occupy a treacherous no-man's-land between peace and war, a time of growing fear that our military might has expanded beyond our capacity to control it and our political differences widened beyond our ability to bridge them. . . .
Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
--RICHARD M. NIXON, "REAL PEACE" (1983)
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."
Oh, I almost forgot about the time I ninja looted [you], was funny shit. [you] kept whining and crying, and even petitioned a GM, but alas, [you] didn't know I was blowin the GM for favors and phat loot.
I tell it like a true mackadelic.
Founder of Ixtlan - the SCUM of Veeshan.
Bubba Grizz wrote:It's true. I admit it. I let people die all the time because there was some nice Titty on Cinemax. Just ask Revs. I'd turn back to the screen and see nothing but corpses and text reading "DAMNIT DOHRUM HEAL ME"!
I can testify that people die every 12 seconds (on average) every time Bubba turned on Cinemax
Can't forget about his alcohol tolerance....
aka Trake Daddy 65 Overlord, Cestus Dei [retired] Diamonds are a girl's blow job enabler
