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Posted: February 17, 2004, 10:20 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
A Pic Says more than a thousand words Seebs!
Did i win?

Posted: February 17, 2004, 10:23 pm
by murr
too bad goatse is gone, hahaha
do we dare go into pseudo-racist jokes?
Posted: February 17, 2004, 10:25 pm
by Arundel Pajo
Posted: February 17, 2004, 10:27 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
Takayama "Teh Hot" AND Bob Sapp in teh same pic!
Clearly i must have won NOW Seebster!

Re: 1,000,000 VV's for the person that can offend me the mos
Posted: February 17, 2004, 10:32 pm
by Chidoro
Seebs wrote:Do your worst assholes!
You try too fucking hard. I'm sure you sit around jerking off about some man you had to "handle" at the fucking bar the night before, but noone gives a shit except your tramp of a wife. Let me ask you this, did she order that hair out of the Cancer Association's catalog or did God "bless" her with such a mop? If it's the latter, how the fuck do you gargle out all of that bleach after spending an evening chewing on that labia?
Posted: February 17, 2004, 11:10 pm
by Akaran_D
You voted for Gore.
And endorsed Dean.
edit: YOU are the girl Kerry was rumored to have an affair with.
Posted: February 17, 2004, 11:35 pm
by devereaux
Aranuil wrote:Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.
That would be funny if not for the fact that you don't need to enter any contests to win a million VV's. You post so much garbage that people pay you to shut the fuck up. If corporate America could tap into that potential somehow, you just might be able to give Bill Gates a run for his money.
Posted: February 17, 2004, 11:50 pm
by Tyek
Seebs I have secretly arranged to put you in the middle of a Aranuil and Atokal Sandwich. I have Cartalas taking photos and posting it here.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 12:27 am
by Mplor
I assfucked dead Jesus.
Hm, I think I just offended
myself.

Posted: February 18, 2004, 12:40 am
by noel
devereaux wrote:Aranuil wrote:Devereaux should win a million for posting the stupidest shit I've ever seen on a message board ever.
That would be funny if not for the fact that you don't need to enter any contests to win a million VV's. You post so much garbage that people pay you to shut the fuck up. If corporate America could tap into that potential somehow, you just might be able to give Bill Gates a run for his money.
I stand corrected.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 1:02 am
by Vannoth
Posted: February 18, 2004, 1:07 am
by Marbus
You got that anal episiotomy a couple of years ago trying to entice me that you could "take more of a man" with out crying like a little girl but it just didn't help did it? You still cry like a little brat when your wife puts on the 12 inch strap on and fucks you silly with it as she knees you balls just trying to get them to work after all these years of masturbaiting with a cheese grator.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 1:32 am
by Gnomies
you can't read well!
Posted: February 18, 2004, 2:20 am
by Trias
Mplor wrote:I assfucked dead Jesus.
nice!
Posted: February 18, 2004, 3:40 am
by Cracc
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Posted: February 18, 2004, 3:44 am
by Zamtuk
just think, if your mom would have swallowed, you wouldn't be wasting my time by posting in this stupid thread....
Posted: February 18, 2004, 3:48 am
by noel
What the fuck is this thread about anyway? I couldn't hear a thing Seebs said with all the sperm gurgling in his throat...

Posted: February 18, 2004, 9:45 am
by Kilmoll the Sexy
Seeber was the first character that Xanupox played and Ebayed.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 11:36 am
by Gurm
Is the rumor true that you own all of Mariah Carey's CDs and watch Glitter at least once a week?
Posted: February 18, 2004, 12:01 pm
by vn_Tanc
Q: How many fucks does it take to shit a cunt?
A: Four. 3 to shit the cunt and one to lick the pissfuck off my spastic
Posted: February 18, 2004, 12:27 pm
by Trek
I care enough to post this much for you.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 12:36 pm
by Atokal
Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

Posted: February 18, 2004, 12:57 pm
by cid
Seebs, you could not get with the women in my avatar. Even if you where the only male left on the planet.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 2:43 pm
by xZiBiT
Seebs, your heterosexual and fashion sense is tasteless.

Posted: February 18, 2004, 3:05 pm
by Cartalas
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

Im sorry that is funny.
Posted: February 18, 2004, 3:51 pm
by noel
Cartalas wrote:Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

Im sorry that is funny.
Totally agree. More pics of me please!
Re: 1,000,000 VV's for the person that can offend me the mos
Posted: February 18, 2004, 4:21 pm
by Jarori Bloodletter
Seebs wrote:Do your worst assholes!
Today, I went an got me a "Beaker" doll
Then shoved its mouth around my BIG hard cock and squirted cum for 3 mins straight...
That is all..
Posted: February 18, 2004, 8:18 pm
by Nilaman
Halflings suck!
Posted: February 19, 2004, 2:30 am
by Asheran Mojomaster
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

Haha, its funny because its true.
Posted: February 19, 2004, 5:14 am
by Noysyrump
Seebs. get a haircut you hippy.
Posted: February 19, 2004, 7:46 am
by Spang
i puked so hard once i shit myself.
Posted: February 19, 2004, 9:19 am
by Knibble
Seebs your a piss infected cum bubble with a side of vaginal blood fart

Posted: February 19, 2004, 5:56 pm
by Arborealus
Bunsen Honeydew is God!
Posted: February 19, 2004, 6:09 pm
by archeiron
Seeb's mother has a gaping rectovaginal fistula from excess bestial sessions with a horse. As a result, Seeb's "birth" is logged in medical journals as the first viable human organism produced from an anal miscarriage.
This may be the origin of Seeb's fetish for mucus encrusted gaping corn holes, which would not be so offensive if not for his penchant for paedophilic necrophilia

Posted: February 20, 2004, 2:13 pm
by Shaerra
Joseph P. Smith grabbed Carlie Brucia's arm and dragged her into the dark woods. She started crying and said, "I'm scared".
Joseph P. Smith says, "You're scared?!?! I'm the one that has to walk back alone!"
Posted: February 20, 2004, 2:41 pm
by Canoe
Atokal wrote:Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely.

hahahahahaha...
Atokal might not win for most offensive, but damn that was some funny shit!
Posted: February 20, 2004, 3:00 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Seebs, you're a fucking swede.
A tobacco chewing shrimp-salad-on-hotdog-eating ABBA-Loving accordion-playing buck-toothed dumbass gimplegged fucking swede.
and i h8 u irl.
Posted: February 22, 2004, 7:42 pm
by Coraz
And may a thousand tubgirls haunt your nightmares for eternity!
Posted: February 22, 2004, 9:40 pm
by Asheran Mojomaster
Coraz wrote:
And may a thousand tubgirls haunt your nightmares for eternity!
OMG, WTF, that is so sick. Ugh, please tell me thats not real heh.