Superbowl half time show......Janet+Justin...*NWS?*

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 2, 2004, 1:09 pm

Pilsburry wrote:If it was only supossed to be the red bra she wouldn't have had that stuff on her nipple

What Janet has on was a Nipple Shield. It's a piercing. The nipple as well as the areola were clearly visible around it which leads me to believe that this wasn't a planned stunt even though circumstances look somewhat fishy. (I thought itwas a stunt and she was wearing some sort of pasty originally.)

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 2, 2004, 2:02 pm

Lynxe wrote:Janet is in great shape and if she wanted to "flaunt" it, she should wear sexy clothes, not dress up like a clown and then do some stupid publicity stunt that leaves her looking like a clown with a fake breast hanging out.

actually, it looked to me as if she put on a few pounds.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 2, 2004, 2:51 pm

Kelshara wrote:This is a tad bit typical American. If a movie shows a naked breast in this country, the age limit on it goes through the roof. If you see a person get disected with a chainsaw, you allow 13 year olds to watch it. Completely opposite of back home, but then again we also allow topless sunbathing.

IN NORWAY WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE WERE BETTER.

FUCKING DURRRRRRRRR

thanks for posting!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 2, 2004, 2:58 pm

Equipment malfunction would have been that shield piercing getting caught in the leather top and being ripped off as well. ouch.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » February 2, 2004, 3:48 pm

IN NORWAY WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE WERE BETTER.

Jealous much? Here is a hint: If you want to try to piss me off sound intelligent, and not like a 3-year old whining in all caps

Now come back with your usual, recycled trashy comment please. I'm bored today.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 2, 2004, 3:54 pm

I love boobs, so this was a big hit with me.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 2, 2004, 3:59 pm

Kelshara wrote:
IN NORWAY WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE WERE BETTER.
Jealous much? Here is a hint: If you want to try to piss me off sound intelligent, and not like a 3-year old whining in all caps

Now come back with your usual, recycled trashy comment please. I'm bored today.

The Danes have Danishes. The Swedes the Swedish Bikini Team and chainsaw genitalia warnings. What do the people from Norway have?!?

Norwegian Bikini Team just doesn't sound right!

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » February 2, 2004, 4:04 pm

Voronwë wrote:I love boobs, so this was a big hit with me.

I concur

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 2, 2004, 4:40 pm

chainsaw genitalia warnings

The hell?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 2, 2004, 4:54 pm

Akaran_D wrote:
chainsaw genitalia warnings
The hell?

Label found on a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 2, 2004, 5:05 pm

Swedish Chainsaw Massacre, indeed.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 2, 2004, 5:15 pm

I think the headline on the Toronto Sun summed it up: Breast Game Ever! Ah, the Sun, a class act through and through.

Maxxer - Valhall · Post by **Maxxer - Valhall** » February 2, 2004, 5:26 pm

Winnow wrote:
Label found on a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

It was targeted for the American market.

I can't find many swedes here.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » February 2, 2004, 5:49 pm

Aslanna wrote:
Xouqoa wrote:people are so uptight... OH NO A BOOB ON TV!

http://drudgereport.com/mattjj.htm
"It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime."

Oh darn. You mean MTV actually still does something music related? Do they even show videos on MTV anymore?

About fucking time they did this (stopping them from producing). Last thing I wanna see during halftime are screaming teenagers. The one they did three years ago was dumb in my opinion and now the FCC might slap a huge fine on someone's forehead: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... jackson_23

Off topic but Super Bowl related: anyone know if that party crasher guy made it in this year?

I forget his name...

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » February 2, 2004, 7:34 pm

Now if Janet could follow in the footsteps of Pamela Lee and Paris Hilton I would be a happier camper.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 2, 2004, 9:13 pm

Found this on the newsgroups earlier today. Haven't verified the newpaper's website(if they have one)

*edit* apparently it's a joke

California Man sues CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and
Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one
of Ms. Jackson's breasts.

Steve Bosell of Corona, California has filed a lawsuit claiming that
the incident left him physically ill, induced vomiting,
psychologically scarred his children and has ruined sexual relations
with his wife.

"I just couldn't believe what I saw during the Superbowl Halftime
Show. How could CBS allow Justin Timberlake to expose one of Janet
Jackson's breasts on the air?" Bosell said. "I had just eaten two
foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich
shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and
vomited before I could even make it to the restroom".

According to the lawsuit, filed within an hour of the incident by
Riverside attorney Delores Blasingame, Mr. Bosell claims his children
were psychologically scarred because they were first frightened and
then laughed at him.

"My own children ran away from me screaming like I was some sort of
puking boogeyman who was coming to get them. After I finished
vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a
weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the
process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a
strained voice.

"Later in the evening, my wife refused to be intimate with me after I
had cleaned up. When she finally agreed to be intimate and took her
top off in the dim light of our bedroom, all I could see was Janet
Jackson's big ugly breast with a metal star covering the nipple
staring back at me. Then to top it off, I swear that it morphed into
Michael Jackson's face! I suddenly realized I was still aroused with
Michael's face staring back at me. At this point my manhood totally
stopped working" Bosell said while breaking down sobbing. "I don't
think I'll ever be able to get it up again!"

CBS and representatives for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake did
not return calls regarding Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

"I demand compensation because CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin
Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a
fool" Mr. Bosell said. "I am asking other people to come foward and
join my lawsuit against CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake."

Mr. Bosell can be reached through his attorney Delores Blasingame at
1-800-449-8686.

Copyright 2004 - Corona Times

Revs · Post by **Revs** » February 2, 2004, 11:07 pm

Either we have him commited or dump his sorry ass in Afghanastan

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » February 3, 2004, 12:59 am

i vote afghanistan. that dude is so full of shit. he says he could see the star on her nipple. the cameras were barely close enough to see anything. hes just a stupid money grubber

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 3, 2004, 4:53 am

Kelshara wrote:
IN NORWAY WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE WERE BETTER.
Jealous much? Here is a hint: If you want to try to piss me off sound intelligent, and not like a 3-year old whining in all caps

Now come back with your usual, recycled trashy comment please. I'm bored today.

actually I'm just hoping you'll use my post as a template for all your future posts. you can just cut and paste it every time you want to bring up how fucking wonderful norway is. like anyone gives a flying fuck.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » February 3, 2004, 5:09 am

/props xyun on mumm-ra avatar

GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!!!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » February 3, 2004, 9:20 am

actually I'm just hoping you'll use my post as a template for all your future posts. you can just cut and paste it every time you want to bring up how fucking wonderful norway is. like anyone gives a flying fuck.

hum replace Norway with Canada there and guess what you got!

Of course you are probably too stupid to get it anyway heh.

Ogbar · Post by **Ogbar** » February 3, 2004, 10:12 am

I care about Norway ... and Canada.

Come on, folks - Hands Across the North Atlantic

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 3, 2004, 2:29 pm

Kelshara wrote:
actually I'm just hoping you'll use my post as a template for all your future posts. you can just cut and paste it every time you want to bring up how fucking wonderful norway is. like anyone gives a flying fuck.
hum replace Norway with Canada there and guess what you got! Of course you are probably too stupid to get it anyway heh.

For every post of mine you find where I compare my country to someone else's in some gay attempt to make myself look better, I will send you five thousand dollars. Come on, it'll be just like welfare! Norweigans love the welfare!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » February 3, 2004, 2:39 pm

Ah how I love having my own personal, jealous stalker

Gets boring after a bit though, kind of like a street beggar or a hungry stray dog that follows you around.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 3, 2004, 2:51 pm

I'm not really stalking you, just paying you back for all your petty little un called for commentary about me when I really could not have cared less who you even were. it's fun to watch you get all angry.

Does that mean you aren't going to play my game? Wow, so it's almost like you were talking out of your ass when you tried to compare your fucking dipshit "norway rulez" posts to the quality content I produce here on a daily basis.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » February 3, 2004, 2:51 pm

MUMM-RA!

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 3, 2004, 3:12 pm

The discussion seems to have strayed from that was really important here. Janet's right breast.

In an effort to re-rail, I re-port this.

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » February 3, 2004, 5:41 pm

kyoukan wrote:I'm not really stalking you, just paying you back for all your petty little un called for commentary about me when I really could not have cared less who you even were. it's fun to watch you get all angry.

Does that mean you aren't going to play my game? Wow, so it's almost like you were talking out of your ass when you tried to compare your fucking dipshit "norway rulez" posts to the quality content I produce here on a daily basis.

Watch out!! If you offend him he'll sick an administrator on you!!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » February 3, 2004, 6:36 pm

Sorry I have yet to see a quality post by you, except possibly the one stickied in the movies forum

Now if you were to post a quality post I would gladly respond to it!

Edit: That said, not sure what uncalled for comments you mean shrug.. not that I really care, even though your lack of all caps sentences in that last post was impressive.

Sartori · Post by **Sartori** » February 3, 2004, 8:54 pm

This is a thread about boobies!
So...SHUT THE FUCK UP with your lame posts

VeeshanVault

Superbowl half time show......Janet+Justin...NWS?

Man sues Janet, Justin and CBS...