Madonna & Britney!

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Hell, I'd let Madonna strap one on and fuck ME!
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I wonder where I am in line now to bang Madonna? She should be getting close to the midwest by now.
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it was pretty goddam staged. you could see spears stop dancing and wait for the kiss to happen. you think it would be harder to make the news.
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Garth Brooks and Willie Nelson, then it would have been news.
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50 cent and M&M would have knocked the earth off of its natural rotational axis, plummetting us into an early ice age.
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M&M? :lol:
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brittney spears rules !

reminds me, i have to sing more often in ooc.

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Post by Dexail »

of course it was staged. It wouldn't have done for Madonna to try and plant one on either Brittney or Christina, and had them pull away. I bet it was a fun little backstage talk.

with that being said, I'd like to add....

I'd hit it to the best of my ability
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If that was staged or not, then what if the rumors of Britney and Jenna Jameson getting it on were true? :shock:

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masteen wrote:Hell, I'd let Madonna strap one on and fuck ME!
banging madonna would most likely be like throwing a toothpick down a volcanoe
madonns too godamn old to be trying ot pull that off, she really needs to put on more clothes and just go away
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Xzion wrote:banging madonna would most likely be like throwing a toothpick down a volcanoe
I've always preferred, "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
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I despise every aspect of 50 cent's existance.
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HE WAS SHOT 9 TIMES
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That is so fake and staged it disgusts me.
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It's so fake and staged and doesn't disgust me in the slightest :)

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MTV as a network is a pile of stinky poo. Anyone who watches it for any reason is either 12-17 or socially deluded.
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Stragi wrote:I despise every aspect of 50 cent's existance.
HE'S LEGIT. HE SOLD CRACK TO KIDS. THAT'S PRETTY HARDCORE.
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Stragi wrote:I despise every aspect of 50 cent's existance.
Because he's a P.I.M.P. and you suck? :lol:
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ahh the hollywood sluts.

Where is the dog in all that sheesh.
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Stragi wrote:I despise every aspect of 50 cent's existance.
He's ok. I wish he had killed a cop or molested kids though. He just doesn't compare to our more legit priest bad types out there. We need a terrorist to start rapping. He'd be a hit and super cool with the people that like evil doers as their singers.

I know the teenyboppers out there like the thrill of associating themselves with bad people. Rebels!

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Winnow wrote:I know the teenyboppers out there like the thrill of associating themselves with bad people. Rebels!
Get my wallet out of the bag, it's the one that says "Bad Motherf**ker" (on the front and my little pony on the back)

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Zaelath ninja'd a Furor quote =( Unoriginal bastard.
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Sad times when people think the bad motherfucker wallet is a Furor quote.
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I think Janx meant the quote with the added part of (on the front and my little pony on the back). I don't think Samuel L. Jackson said that part ;).
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Post by Deneve »

christina=skanky ho

IMO: skanky ho>Brit or Madonna
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Post by Zaelath »

Crav wrote:I think Janx meant the quote with the added part of (on the front and my little pony on the back). I don't think Samuel L. Jackson said that part ;).
When did Furor say anything about My Little Pony... eh
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