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You're completely wrong, Pils.

Most likely not your fault. Most likely you have bad examples your working with that have skewed your perceptions, or you've yet to be with enough girls to be able to make an informed opinion. I assure you, there are plenty of girls out there who have real breasts, and shower, shave their legs and everything else, excercise, and care about their appearance.

You're doing yourself a disservice and coming off extremely shallow at the moment.

Legs did I mention I love you

Soreali wrote:Legs did I mention I love you

Legs needs no other man besides Dreat.

A poll about real and fake boobs, and yet no pictures of either.

You people are slipping!

Legenae wrote:Congrats Pils, you've rendered me speechless. Your logic is so very wrong.

I agree with Sirensa. No wonder you are having trouble finding a date.

But its so much easier to think its because you are a "nice guy" and only assholes get the girls.

I have B-cup breasts, and as much as I'd like a C-cup (no more!) just to fill out a bikini a tiny bit more, I love the shape and firmness of mine too much to jack with them. Its one of the parts of my body I'm actually pretty satisfied with. Plus I can think of better things to do with my money. I don't have a problem with plastic surgery at all, but I think women shouldn't go overboard. Someone with a small frame should not be getting D cup implants.

I could give a flying fuck what guys like. If you want your woman's tits pointing to the sky when she's fuckin 65 then by all means, have at it. I'd rather have a reduction and have the nerve endings to actually be able to feel a guy touching my tits. thanks

Hayley wrote:I could give a flying fuck what guys like. If you want your woman's tits pointing to the sky when she's fuckin 65 then by all means, have at it. I'd rather have a reduction and have the nerve endings to actually be able to feel a guy touching my tits. thanks

Not like their dicks will be pointing to the sky at 65! LOL

Lalanae wrote:

Hayley wrote:I could give a flying fuck what guys like. If you want your woman's tits pointing to the sky when she's fuckin 65 then by all means, have at it. I'd rather have a reduction and have the nerve endings to actually be able to feel a guy touching my tits. thanks

Not like their dicks will be pointing to the sky at 65! LOL

LMAO!

Soreali!!!

ROFL!!

true dat!

Fesuni Chopsui wrote:Soreali!!!

Omg hi!

Lalanae wrote:

Hayley wrote:I could give a flying fuck what guys like. If you want your woman's tits pointing to the sky when she's fuckin 65 then by all means, have at it. I'd rather have a reduction and have the nerve endings to actually be able to feel a guy touching my tits. thanks

Not like their dicks will be pointing to the sky at 65! LOL

As long as you and Hayley are still around mine will be.

Pilsburry, your view of women is so warped it's unreal. You prefer fake boobs, fake tans and fake faces...I think the strip club girls are even too good for you. Go buy a blow up doll.

Brittney wrote:

Lalanae wrote:

Hayley wrote:I could give a flying fuck what guys like. If you want your woman's tits pointing to the sky when she's fuckin 65 then by all means, have at it. I'd rather have a reduction and have the nerve endings to actually be able to feel a guy touching my tits. thanks

Not like their dicks will be pointing to the sky at 65! LOL

As long as you and Hayley are still around mine will be.

Seconded. Oh and... Amen.

Is Pilsburry for real? I don't mean to be rude but this guy should invest in a blow up doll and spend his time thinking about other things. I can only imagine what it's like to be a female in a bar and listen to this guy's logic. Pils thinks his furniture has more to do with getting laid then his personality. Oh my.

A bit of advice:

You can live in a trailor with your mother and still get a woman if you actually had a personality. If woman have the same expectations that you have of them, you may as well sign up for monk school right now.

Real, but I don't discriminate!

Aranuil wrote:

Brittney wrote:

Lalanae wrote:

Hayley wrote:I could give a flying fuck what guys like. If you want your woman's tits pointing to the sky when she's fuckin 65 then by all means, have at it. I'd rather have a reduction and have the nerve endings to actually be able to feel a guy touching my tits. thanks

Not like their dicks will be pointing to the sky at 65! LOL

As long as you and Hayley are still around mine will be.

Seconded. Oh and... Amen.

Well put!

Well, I'm more of an assman myself, but since the poll is about boobs, I would have to say real. However, if the fake boobs look real, then I can't say I would care either way.

So! I vote #3.

My priorities for good lookig qualities are:

1.Ass
2. Legs
3. Body
4. Hair
5. Eyes
6. Tits (dead last)

Pilsburry wrote:A woman who ranks a 1 is unlikey to get implants, unlikely to go to the gym, unlikely to go to the tanning bed, unlikley to spend time grooming, and likey to eat anything she wants.

Pils doesn't surprise me at all with this one. The kind of girl you're looking for (as it would appear by your innane posts) would NEVER be caught dead by your side because what they're looking for is the same thing you are and unfortunately, you don't fit the bill... Not to be rude, but you're no Brad Pitt or Marcus Schenkenberg.

Secondly, do you seriously think that women go to the gym because they care for their looks? I go to the gym regularly and do yoga daily and guess what? It's not to impress people like you. It's because I enjoy feeling healthy and I have fun doing it. Can you imagine that?!

On a scale from 1-10 on superficial assholishness, you rate an 8. You should seriously check yourself. You just started going to the gym and tanning beds (which make you oh so cool btw) about 4 months ago if memory serves me. You're not exactly on expert on the 'beautiful people' lifestyle...

Tanning beds, just like any UV exposure, ultimately makes you look older anyway. People who tan via UV exposure are just building the foundation for a wrinkly face later in life. Thats why my tan comes from a bottle (when I feel like having a tan that is).

Lalanae wrote:

Legenae wrote:Congrats Pils, you've rendered me speechless. Your logic is so very wrong.

I agree with Sirensa. No wonder you are having trouble finding a date.

But its so much easier to think its because you are a "nice guy" and only assholes get the girls.

I have B-cup breasts, and as much as I'd like a C-cup (no more!) just to fill out a bikini a tiny bit more, I love the shape and firmness of mine too much to jack with them. Its one of the parts of my body I'm actually pretty satisfied with. Plus I can think of better things to do with my money. I don't have a problem with plastic surgery at all, but I think women shouldn't go overboard. Someone with a small frame should not be getting D cup implants.

That's what I said, see a girl with high concern for physical appearance, that feels her boobs are oen of the things she is satisfied with.

I didn't ever say girls with real boobs don't shave etc...you guys are not too quick on the uptake, I said girls with fake boobs are a little more likely to...just because they are obviously concerned with physical appearance.

None of the girls I hang with have fake boobs to my knowledge and all of them are clean girls. But if I was to go to walmart at 4am and select 10 girls with real or fake boobs from the crowd...statistically the fake boobs are more likely to have higher levels of grooming done. Not that the real boobs girls couldn't possibly be well groomed, as a matter of fact they are LIKELY to be groomed, just not as likely as the fake boobed ones.

If you wish to dispute this fact feel free to fund a study or something.

You sound like you are talking about horses... "clean" "well groomed"

Its pretty insulting to be discussed like farm animals Pils.

statistically the fake boobs are more likely to have higher levels of grooming done.

And what statistic is that?

edit: nevermind.

One time, I was at little rico's house and I accidently saw his mom Conchita naked. LR was mad at me, so I told him he could see my mom naked. So, we went back to my house. I held my moms hands behind her back while he lifted her shirt and looked. Then, little rico had a talk with me about how messed up that was and then he hit me. Ever since then, I dont hold girls hands behind their back so others can look at their boobies. I just slip drugs in their drinks.

On a side note. Beware, there have been Littlerico sightings in EQ on Veeshan =)

I am, therefore sparty

Edit: Evermind

Pilsburry wrote:As a whole I prefer fake boobs....

Because real boobs don't necesarily look good all the time, like Ahmik said, some have saggy cow boobs where thier nipples point at thier feet and when they lay an thier back they slide around to the sides.

With fake boobs you know what your getting into....if they don't look decent someone needs thier money back.

Plus a girl with fake boobs is more likely to groom themselves below, or go to a tanning bed...because they are concerned with thier outward appearance.

And fake boobs will still look good when they are 50.

I'm not saying everyone should go out and buy a set. I actually prefer small breasts as well....I like small firm tan breasts. But if they are going to be C cup or larger, the emphasis is on FIRM. I like my mattress firm, I like my pillows firm...obviously I want my boobies firm.

Wow, you are a fucking dumbass. I feel as if I wasted my time trying to explain why you can't get laid. I'll edit my post and just say that real women won't look twice at you because your are a shallow, orange colored, socially retarded moron.

Lalanae wrote:

statistically the fake boobs are more likely to have higher levels of grooming done.

And what statistic is that?

I can't believe he actually made that statement. ><

As an aside, my list of: what I look at first is similar to Fairweather's, but only if she's got her back to me. I'd much rather look at a girls face/eyes first, then hair. If she's turned around though, It's ass, legs, hair, etc. Breasts are just a bonus.

First off you think I think I'm hot...I don't....I'd rank myself a 6 1/2 or so on a 10 scale.

Secondly your wrong, I've been tanning for 5 or 6 years, not 4 months, but as usuall you think just what you read here is the whole story, it's not. I also used to be into working out a lot in college, I took my EQ years off from the gym..so yeah I've been to the gym maybe 3 months now....not that it really matters because like I said, I don't think I'm hot.

Thirdly, people keep bringing up the fat chick thing....if I was a chick and a fat alhoholic loser-mooch was pawing all over me after I said stop and then refused to tell me where I could drop them off at...not only would you probably avoid calling me a superficial asshole for venting....you probably would be suprised I didn't spray them her with mace, kick her in the groin, push her out of the car and call 911. But because I have a penis I'm obviously the one in the wrong.

Fouth....I can't get laid....mainly because I'm a superficial asshole...that's not true. I could have gotten laid 2x (edit: since january)...once by the fat chick/rapist and once by an attractive girl with a nice personality and a good work ethic. But I passed on it because I'm not into casual sex...and also because I didn't see a future relationship in it....because I watched a guy degrade her once and she was OK with it. But yeah I'm obviously all about sex.

Fith, that girl that said "she would think about it" referring to dating me....she ranked maybe a 5 or 6 out of 10. That's the only girl I've asked out really in a long time although I did "like" a couple others. I choose her because she had pretty eyes, nice smile, and we had a lot in common. Not because of her looks....she was less attractive then the girl I just mentioned in the last paragraph.

Sixth, I don't think I should be judged about being superficial because I made a comment about boob preferance on a thread about boob preferance....unless all these gys especially the original poster is also deemed superficial. I don't even really care about boobs much IRL don't notice them much when I talk to a girl....I have a preferance....I like average or small boobs, firm, tan and small nipples...but I don't think about a girls boobs when I talk to her or consider asking her out.

My favorite 3 body parts in order....
Eyes
Smile
Skin

But they have to be average-ish weight...Ill go skinny or chunky...but fat or anorexic is bad.

Not boobs, ass, legs...Why would I give a fuck about boobs and ass? I don't see them 95% of the time. As long as it's all averge-ish I don't care. Just don't give me a 100lbs of cottage cheese in the ass...then I've got an issue. All guys would, and even the least superficial of girls would have issues with a guy with a big cottage cheese ass. I'm not abnormal, I don't see why I should be singled out as being superficial for that.
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You can go ahead and form opinions based off my posts, but keep in mind I don't post 100% of my life here, there are a lot of things you don't know about me.....and you will never get an accurate understanding of the real Pilsburry via Veeshan Vault.

If you really think you know me enough to call me superficial....I think your pretty damn ignorant...

Pilsburry wrote: I didn't ever say girls with real boobs don't shave etc...you guys are not too quick on the uptake, I said girls with fake boobs are a little more likely to...just because they are obviously concerned with physical appearance.

None of the girls I hang with have fake boobs to my knowledge and all of them are clean girls. But if I was to go to walmart at 4am and select 10 girls with real or fake boobs from the crowd...statistically the fake boobs are more likely to have higher levels of grooming done. Not that the real boobs girls couldn't possibly be well groomed, as a matter of fact they are LIKELY to be groomed, just not as likely as the fake boobed ones.

Not as likely? Tell me, where did you find out this statistical information? Who did the research? Please tell me... I'd like to read it for myself.

If you wish to dispute this fact feel free to fund a study or something.

A fact? Really? Again, SHOW ME THE INFORMATION! Show me how this is indeed a FACT.

If you really think you know me enough to call me superficial....I think your pretty damn ignorant...

If you really think you know women with real breasts enough to say that they are less likely to be as clean as women with fake breasts... I think you are pretty damn ignorant...

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my monthly shower.

*hugs* Legs

Legenae wrote: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my monthly shower.

Thanks for the image

Does it really matter what they LOOK like if you're humping in the dark? I don't really care what they look like but I do care about how they feel. Real boobs feel better than fake boobs.

Real, all the way.

I could make a really really long post about the proliferation of cosmetic surgery as a perfect example of the never-ending decadence spiral of our (western) civilization, but I can't be arsed.

Suffice to say, the vast majority of women who have breast surgery (implants, not reductions) done do not do so out of some deeply rooted self-image problem, they do it because cosmetic surgery has become a fashion accessory and they are slaves of said fashion. And that, I think, is beyond sad.

Always well spoken, sir dorf

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Real, all the way.

I could make a really really long post about the proliferation of cosmetic surgery as a perfect example of the never-ending decadence spiral of our (western) civilization, but I can't be arsed.

Suffice to say, the vast majority of women who have breast surgery (implants, not reductions) done do not do so out of some deeply rooted self-image problem, they do it because cosmetic surgery has become a fashion accessory and they are slaves of said fashion. And that, I think, is beyond sad.

Well said, Swede!


/wave Cane!
/wave Sore! (get yer mind out of the gutter there!!)

fake boobs are disgusting

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Real, all the way.

I could make a really really long post about the proliferation of cosmetic surgery as a perfect example of the never-ending decadence spiral of our (western) civilization, but I can't be arsed.

Suffice to say, the vast majority of women who have breast surgery (implants, not reductions) done do not do so out of some deeply rooted self-image problem, they do it because cosmetic surgery has become a fashion accessory and they are slaves of said fashion. And that, I think, is beyond sad.

Cite instances to prove your point. I have a hard time believing that more women get breast implants out of a fashion statement than a need to feel better about themselves. I don't see those points as entirely mutually exclusive.

Just a wave Legsy baby? I expect way more than that

Actually, the women in Texas talk about having implants, permanent cosmetic tatoos (ie permanent lipstick and eyeliner), lipo, nose jobs, and the like as if it were a simple, cheap, run to the grocery store. I'm sure discussions as 'light-hearted' as these take place elsewhere as well.

Hayley wrote:Actually, the women in Texas talk about having implants, permanent cosmetic tatoos (ie permanent lipstick and eyeliner), lipo, nose jobs, and the like as if it were a simple, cheap, run to the grocery store. I'm sure discussions as 'light-hearted' as these take place elsewhere as well.

I like women with tattoos Especially the cute little shamrock just above the waistline

Pilsburry wrote:First off you think I think I'm hot...I don't....I'd rank myself a 6 1/2 or so on a 10 scale.

lol... Who the hell is this "you"?

Canelek wrote:Just a wave Legsy baby? I expect way more than that

lol Aye only a wave. I'm almost a married woman you know!

Deveraux, my point was that there is a huge leap from having such a problem with your self image that you can hardly go out in public, and getting cosmetic surgery to change that, to equating breast implants with losing 6 pounds or dyeing your hair.

Edit: no coffee yet.
Edit 2: i sux at teh grammah~

Go figure I go to bed early and miss out on this one.

Real > Fake any day of the week and twice on sunday.

Smaller > Bigger - Take it from someone who's gonna have some back hurt.

Real ofcourse......

That being said, I like plastic. I had GI Joes and Lego's growing up so who am I too discriminate.


boobs > all

While I find his logic wrong, I find it incredibly funny...and I think it's rude to keep reminding him ad nausiem that he's not having luck in finding a good girl.

Pils, people aren't made up of 1's and 0's, hun.

Its pretty insulting to be discussed like farm animals Pils.

Thats why he can't get laid: until he starts treating women like people, it ain't gonna happen.