Can't find your cat?

[miir]

Adela already posted his IRL pic on the appropriate thread.

I figured that ALL CAPS, 3 exclamation points, 5 question marks and a reference to cybersex would have indicated to most non-retarded people that I WAS FUCKING JOKING


duh

If I remember Millie kept protesting she was an IRL female hottie.

Um, everybody knew that millie was mangina.

[masteen]

We knew you were joking, but chose to give you crap about your ambiguous sexuality anyway

[Hayley]

I despise cats. Mainly because I'm allergic to their dander and I can almost immediately start getting watery eyes/sneezing within moments of being around them. I guess another reason I dislike them so is that they are so independant and have a greater capacity to be unloyal, unlike a dog. Cats want attention on their own terms and only when they're in the mood. Dogs will adore each and every bit of attention that you give to them.

Dogs > cats

[Aabidano]

Cats want attention on their own terms and only when they're in the mood.

Reminds me of many women

[Hayley]

Hence the term, "catty women."

[miir]

Explain 'bitch'

[Hayley]

I think 'bitch' is pretty self-explantory.

[Pilsburry]

Miir, if that's your idea of a joke......try to steer away from telling any at parties.

[Millie]

If I remember Millie kept protesting she was an IRL female hottie. Of course she might still be...but that would be another story, and possibly a web cam.

Now what'll really cook your noodle later on is the fact that my ex-girlfriend (who ran Millie from time to time) is an IRL female hottie, and bisexual. So she could very well have posted the same statement I just did about her girlfriend's cat, and she wouldn't be lying. Of course, she didn't post it, but she very well could have.

Of course, there will be no web cam involved there. Even I have my moral standards.

Um, everybody knew that millie was mangina.

It's a pretty funny situation, actually. Everyone who's ever been in or involved with FoH knows as much, but a surprising amount of people don't (or just refuse to admit it to themselves). All of which made the whole game so more much amusing.

[emmer]

Chinchillas > All

Truer words were never spoken! I used to have a little chinchilla clan going on a while back when a black velvet female I had bred with a pure white... the offspring was this tiny black and white spotted cow-kangaroo thing that was quite possibly the coolest looking animal ever created, and lightning fast. He could run at a wall at 275mph, jump about 30 times his height, and ricochet back at a 90 degree angle all the while with the pencil with in his mouth I was trying to do homework with... which was taller than he was.

Plus we both had the same sleep schedule so it worked out nice.

[Dregor Thule]

I'm definitely not a cat person, can't trust them. I've known a few really nice cats, but for the most part they've been little creatures that were all claws and teeth that wanted to rake your skin for trying to be friendly with them. The best cat I knew was the neighbors cat 3 doors down from where I lived when I was a kid. The thing was the sweetest thing, adored attention. She'd come up to the kids as they were walking to/from school and just rub herself along your legs and let you pet her and scratch her. If most cats were like that, I'd sing a different tune.

Dogs on the other hand... I like dogs. Yes, I treat my dog like a part of my family, like a person, and when she passes on, which will probably be soon unfortunately given her age and health problems, I will mourn her like I lost my own brother.

[masteen]

Terriers are the best dogs. An old friend of mine had one that would do bong hits (with a little assistance making a seal).