Cunnilingus and men

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How do you feel about cunnilingus

I am a guy and I love performing oral sex on a woman
59
69%
I am a guy and I will perform oral sex on a woman but I don't really get much out of it
14
16%
I am a guy and will perform oral sex on a woman if pressured but I don't like doing it
2
2%
I am a guy and I won't perform oral sex on a woman
0
No votes
I am a woman or gay man, so this poll doesn't apply to me
10
12%
 
Total votes: 85

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Ashur wrote:No one here said No, Lala - I think you either have your answer or are missing your audience. ;)
I think it's mostly the former, a little the latter. I think religion has something to do with some of the cases (and I know had something to do with one of my 2 pussy haters). This community is hardly religious lol. The other factor is age. I know some of the girls in my community who post about it are quite young, so assumably their men are on the young side. I guess

I was more curious about how many men "love" it and how many men just tolerate it. I'm lucky to have a man who begs for it. :)
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Lalanae wrote:
Ashur wrote:No one here said No, Lala - I think you either have your answer or are missing your audience. ;)
I think it's mostly the former, a little the latter. I think religion has something to do with some of the cases (and I know had something to do with one of my 2 pussy haters). This community is hardly religious lol. The other factor is age. I know some of the girls in my community who post about it are quite young, so assumably their men are on the young side. I guess

I was more curious about how many men "love" it and how many men just tolerate it. I'm lucky to have a man who begs for it. :)
And she has Eric too.
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shhhh. I told you know one can know!
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Oh please, we ALLLLLLL know.
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I'm Lutheran and I love the pussy.

Does that make me "unique"? :D
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Oh Lutheran's don't count :P
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I think Lala is grossly underestimating the number of females who don't properly wash their coochies. I've encountered more than a few stinky pussies, it's kinda nasty, but it's better than jamming Captain Weinkie into an unclean hole.
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Seriously, you are one self righteous scarred woman aren't you? You seem to be in some self induced state of denial that women can indeed stink, it's not always a cop-out. You also don't seem to understand that not everyone views sexuality like you do, there are indeed people that think sex as a whole is gross. That's not wrong, it's their belief. Do you think the majority of people view alternative lifestyle clubs the same way you or I do? Who are you to say they're wrong just because you don't agree? Some people think sushi is disgusting, I could personally eat it all day every day. I on the other hand think beer is disgusting and don't much care if anyone disagrees. I'm still not drinking the shit.
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whats goin on itt
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Love it, its the entire reason I got my tongue pierced too.
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Ashur wrote:The VV men <3 the poontang
For a large number of them, it's the idea of the poontang they <3. The chances of them ever seeing one in person much less being in a position to stick their lips and tongue near it are remote - at least free of charge.

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SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW
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I am not sure if guys know it, but we are not always spring fresh down there either.

I always found if I was with a women who was a little ripe that a quick suggestion we take a bath together or a very hot shower always did the trick. I am not saying go down lick once and say lets take a bath, but you can tell if it is strong just getting close...start rubbing her legs, nibbling behind her knees and up her thigh, tease the outside of her pussy and then say how hot it would be to go play in the tub for a bit.

Just my 2 cents.
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break out a brillo pad for a quick scrub down.

see the movie, "Gattaca" for a proper daily cleaning routine.
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At first, glancing at Winnow's post, I thought he advised watching Battlestar Galactica as a way to turn her on. I think images of Michael Trucco and Jamie Bamber would do wonders for women, and also introduce them to sci-fi!
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Siji wrote:Seriously, you are one self righteous scarred woman aren't you? You seem to be in some self induced state of denial that women can indeed stink, it's not always a cop-out. You also don't seem to understand that not everyone views sexuality like you do, there are indeed people that think sex as a whole is gross. That's not wrong, it's their belief. Do you think the majority of people view alternative lifestyle clubs the same way you or I do? Who are you to say they're wrong just because you don't agree? Some people think sushi is disgusting, I could personally eat it all day every day. I on the other hand think beer is disgusting and don't much care if anyone disagrees. I'm still not drinking the shit.
I never said women NEVER have hygeine problems and that smell is ALWAYS a cop out, just that it's over-used. Settle down and don't put words in my mouth. You sound pretty riled up for some reason.
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I will stand by my claim that if the first thing you think about when someone brings up cunnilingus is bad smell, then you have issues.
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I had a stinky girlfriend and a few non-stinky. I love doing it. I just chose not to do it on the first, and did far too much on the others.
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