Convenience Store Follies

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 5, 2005, 4:54 am

mia wrote:swallow.

executive summary

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 5, 2005, 10:21 am

miir · Post by **miir** » September 5, 2005, 11:47 am

Do you actually talk during the course of the day, Kwon, or just carry around a stack of pictures to convey your view of the world?

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » September 5, 2005, 11:50 am

kyoukan wrote:
Chidoro wrote:maybe, but the store made less. Since you don't seem to know, they don't actually make money running the lottery machines. It's fitting I guess since the idiots spending $30 a day for the chance to win $300 don't make money either
you think shop owners do it out of a sense of altruism to the state? most places make 5 cents on the dollar for tickets they sell. a friend of mine in alberta owns a video store and he sells lotto tickets. money he makes from that machine alone pays his lease and his utility bills.

5% sales plus 1.25% for payout of prizes
$750 Bonus for each top prize Jersey Cash 5 ticket sold
$2,000 Bonus for each top prize winning Pick-6 Lotto ticket sold
$500 Bonus for each second prize winning MEGA MILLIONS ticket sold
$10,000 Bonus for each top prize winning MEGA MILLIONS ticket sold

Those are the benefits in NJ.

Big deal. The point was waiting forever watching someone who's broke piss away whatever earning they have. All to win a lousy $300 on every $500 spent.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » September 5, 2005, 12:53 pm

Funkmasterr wrote: To be honest with you. I would post a nude pic of the two of us together if mia would let me (you will see the second coming of your non existent christ before this happens) just to show you that she has no bruises (for all the people that say I beat on women. That she is in fact attractive, and to basically prove all the stereo types that have been thrown my direction wrong.

I'm far more concerned for Mia on the basis of you exhibiting tendancies to be a violent sociopath than Aslanna offending her (apparently not) delicate sensibilities.

Perhaps she can give you some lessons in how to defuse a situation instead of escalating everything beyond reason, you sad, angry child.

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 5, 2005, 1:29 pm

miir wrote:
Do you actually talk during the course of the day, Kwon, or just carry around a stack of pictures to convey your view of the world?

Thats what i do! A Picture says more than a thousand words i heard!

As long as people dont think im doing a Rorschach-test on them!

-

Oh, and...

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 5, 2005, 6:33 pm

Yeah now that she knows you have anger management issues perhaps she will want to reconsider.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 5, 2005, 8:30 pm

Zaelath wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote: To be honest with you. I would post a nude pic of the two of us together if mia would let me (you will see the second coming of your non existent christ before this happens) just to show you that she has no bruises (for all the people that say I beat on women. That she is in fact attractive, and to basically prove all the stereo types that have been thrown my direction wrong.
I'm far more concerned for Mia on the basis of you exhibiting tendancies to be a violent sociopath than Aslanna offending her (apparently not) delicate sensibilities.

Perhaps she can give you some lessons in how to defuse a situation instead of escalating everything beyond reason, you sad, angry child.

Actually buddy, I don't need any lessons from her, you or anyone else. The point is, you cannot hear someones voice on a message board to tell if they are joking or not. So maybe people will learn my lesson which is keep your fucking joking to yourself, cause im not interested. Or I can just irritate them until they put me on ignore and solve the problem that way.

When someone posts something like

"God you are a fucking fag"

for example. How is one supposed to go about discerning whether they are joking or serious ? I don't know any one person on this board well enough to make that call, so I assume any comment directed at me is an insult. And I see no reason why I should think otherwise.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » September 5, 2005, 9:07 pm

Lordy, its jest lahk shewtin' fish inna barrel! Could you BE any more easily baited?...

And Hi Mia! Jackass!

*Hugs*
Varia

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » September 5, 2005, 9:37 pm

mia wrote:swallow.

secondly, i have decided to read/post on veeshan on my own.

and lastly...what is the difference who's girlfriend i am or am not. if you want to jackass me or whateter, that is fine. i can take it. i obviously have my own life, as well as my own opinions. i can post what i want and do not agree with funk on everything...who does?... but regardless, that has nothing to do with posting here...our opinions...nor sex life.

Thread summary:

Mia has more of a backbone than funk.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 5, 2005, 10:35 pm

I agree. Mia seemed to take pretty well with her post and didn't resort to defensive maneuvering nor violence!

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » September 6, 2005, 12:25 am

Mia > funk

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » September 6, 2005, 2:37 am

Sabek wrote:
mia wrote:swallow.

secondly, i have decided to read/post on veeshan on my own.

and lastly...what is the difference who's girlfriend i am or am not. if you want to jackass me or whateter, that is fine. i can take it. i obviously have my own life, as well as my own opinions. i can post what i want and do not agree with funk on everything...who does?... but regardless, that has nothing to do with posting here...our opinions...nor sex life.
Thread summary:

Mia has more of a backbone than funk.

My thoughts exactly, Funk is trying to swoop in and be the big bad hero for her and ends up looking like an ass while she obviously can handle her self and seems to have done so nicely.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 6, 2005, 8:59 am

So can we get Funk to stop posting and have Mia continue? Especially in light of the fact that she is obviously going to dump him for someone worth a damn. Maybe one of your single guys can speed the process.

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 6, 2005, 9:26 am

Kylere wrote:So can we get Funk to stop posting and have Mia continue?

LOL!

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » September 6, 2005, 9:46 am

IIRC gas stations in general only make about 3-4 cents per gallon profit. So the person buying $20 in lottery tickets is probably more profitable for them than you buying your 12 gallons of gas for $39.

Food and drink is where the good margins are at.

You aren't going anyplace, and the clerk has all day.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 6, 2005, 9:48 am

Aslanna wrote:Is she a spitter too? Or does she prefer to be less confrontational and swallow?

I'm sorry but this is funny on so many levels.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 6, 2005, 12:24 pm

since mia has more of a backbone than funkmasterrrrrrr, i am guessing it is him who swallows.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 6, 2005, 4:05 pm

Kylere now on my ignore list. This is how I will take care of these situations instead of getting angry

P.S. I agree and am fully aware that mia is fully capable of taking care of herself. But I would defened any friend, especially her if I felt they were being disrespected, regardless of if they can defend themselves.

cid · Post by **cid** » September 6, 2005, 4:39 pm

Zamtuk wrote:since mia has more of a backbone than funkmasterrrrrrr, i am guessing it is him who swallows.

HAHAHAHA

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 6, 2005, 6:39 pm

Woot Funk is going to ignore me, that means one less pussy reading my posts, WOOT!

Man some people cannot handle the fact that in 3 posts his woman outclassed him.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » September 6, 2005, 9:04 pm

Yes, but if she's perfectly capable of defending herself, but you just automatically leap in and try to defend her without being needed or asked or seeing what her chosen response is, then you're really just imposing your desires over hers by getting in the way of and overriding her chosen response. Overriding and negating her preferred response is not exactly respectful of her, or the act of a friend... If she's capable of taking care of herself, then let her. If she needs your help, or if her choice is to let you do it even though she *could* do it herself, then I daresay she'll let you know. Just a thought...

*Hugs*
Varia

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 6, 2005, 9:11 pm

Kylere wrote:Woot Funk is going to ignore me, that means one less pussy reading my posts, WOOT!

Man some people cannot handle the fact that in 3 posts his woman outclassed him.

Only because your use to it!!! Hell Meth users outclass you everyday of the week.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 6, 2005, 9:12 pm

I think it's entirely possible that I am fully aware of what MY girlfriend does and does not want me to do, and that you do not. Just a thought..

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » September 6, 2005, 9:33 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:I think it's entirely possible that I am fully aware of what MY girlfriend does and does not want me to do, and that you do not. Just a thought..

You are right, we aresimply guessing from her reply that she could handle it fine on her own... if we are wrong about her being able to do that then so be it, but trust me when I say, everytime you post in this thread you look less and less like a man and more like a petulant child

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 6, 2005, 9:37 pm

Right,
So I cant post on the thread without it making me look childish, but all of you can sit here and badger me and say shit like my girlfriend should dump me for someone on the boards and no one says a word?

Right-o, welcome to my ignore list. please people, keep it up so I can get it down to the 8 or 10 people I am really interested in hearing from as quickly as possible.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » September 6, 2005, 10:05 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Right,
So I cant post on the thread without it making me look childish, but all of you can sit here and badger me and say shit like my girlfriend should dump me for someone on the boards and no one says a word?

Right-o, welcome to my ignore list. please people, keep it up so I can get it down to the 8 or 10 people I am really interested in hearing from as quickly as possible.

you gonna make her put everyone you have on ignore on ignore too? you are going to troll a messgae board to only have 8 people not on ignore... nice life

And yes, we all troll these boards in my opinion

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » September 6, 2005, 10:13 pm

Now, hold on. The more people he has on ignore, the less he responds, which means the less he posts; I'm sure there's a win-win there somewhere.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » September 6, 2005, 10:16 pm

Zaelath wrote:Now, hold on. The more people he has on ignore, the less he responds, which means the less he posts; I'm sure there's a win-win there somewhere.

I have seen the light!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 6, 2005, 10:19 pm

Come to think of it I like the fact that me posting bothers you too much to give it up.

Plus I need two more posts for this to be my most active topic.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 6, 2005, 10:19 pm

farm.

there.

miir · Post by **miir** » September 6, 2005, 10:28 pm

everytime you post in this thread you look less and less like a man and more like a petulant child

I don't think that's possible.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » September 6, 2005, 10:30 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Come to think of it I like the fact that me posting bothers you too much to give it up.

Plus I need two more posts for this to be my most active topic.

Bother me...no... more like I point and laugh, you are nothing if not amusing in a train wreck sorta way

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 6, 2005, 11:02 pm

DONT PISS ME OFF OR I'LL IGNORE YOU!!!

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » September 6, 2005, 11:19 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Right,
So I cant post on the thread without it making me look childish, but all of you can sit here and badger me and say shit like my girlfriend should dump me for someone on the boards and no one says a word?

PRECISELY!!!! By George, I think he's got it! Welcome to VV, noob!
Jackass!

*Hugs*
Varia

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » September 7, 2005, 12:05 am

Right-o, welcome to my ignore list. please people, keep it up so I can get it down to the 8 or 10 people I am really interested in hearing from as quickly as possible

.

Just go to the retard section now, I think that may be where the 8 or 10 people you were referring to are most active.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 7, 2005, 9:26 am

I love the drama. We need more people to spark up fun conversations like this.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » September 7, 2005, 9:30 am

Funkmasterr wrote:Right,
So I cant post on the thread without it making me look childish, but all of you can sit here and badger me and say shit like my girlfriend should dump me for someone on the boards and no one says a word?

Right-o, welcome to my ignore list. please people, keep it up so I can get it down to the 8 or 10 people I am really interested in hearing from as quickly as possible.

Please, do me a favor and put me on ignore as well you emasculated faggot

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 7, 2005, 1:11 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

Edit: Upon further thought, I just wanted to thank you further. It took me several months of her reading these boards to get her to post, because she was afraid she wouldn't be able to say anything without someone attacking her.

I told her that most of the time, that wouldn't be true. So there goes all my work. Not that you care. Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

i bet she's a fat rapper who spits on people for not putting away shopping carts in hopes of starting a fight so she can shoot them just like every other rapper in the world lolzolz

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 7, 2005, 1:19 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Aslanna crossed a line I have not once crossed on this board. She can say jackass or whatever else she wants.. But you do not take some pent up frustration you have for me out on someone you know nothing about. Insult me all you want, but keep me and her separate. Sorry I said anything.

GOD ASSLANA U X'D THE LINE UR GUNNA PAY

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » September 7, 2005, 1:22 pm

/ingnore Veeshanvault.org

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 7, 2005, 1:24 pm

NERDCORE COULD RISE UP
IT COULD GET ELEVATED
DODOD DOOT DOOTO DOOOTODO

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 7, 2005, 1:26 pm

I'd like to add that Gaymaster is just a big internet toughguy and given the chance I would curbstomp his stupid face and push like 30 shopping carts into his shitty run down chevy cavalier while he gurgles in protest, his face broken across the curb of STOMPING because i CURBSTOMPED HIM because he is just a pussy irl and I could so kick his ass.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 7, 2005, 1:29 pm

The funny thing is he thinks I have some 'pent up frustration' in regards to him. As if I'm thinking throughout the day "goddamn that Funkmasterr is such a moron.. I'll get him if it's the last thing I doooo!" I was simply reading the thread and a funny thought came into my head and I posted it. Other than that he's a non-entity during my daily life.

Congratulations on getting Apostate to flame you though. In the past 5 years I don't think I've seen him flame anyone. Evah! So that's a dubious achievement.

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

Thank you for the compliment. And you're right. I don't care.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 7, 2005, 1:31 pm

spam spam spam

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 7, 2005, 6:32 pm

Aslanna wrote:The funny thing is he thinks I have some 'pent up frustration' in regards to him. As if I'm thinking throughout the day "goddamn that Funkmasterr is such a moron.. I'll get him if it's the last thing I doooo!" I was simply reading the thread and a funny thought came into my head and I posted it. Other than that he's a non-entity during my daily life.

Congratulations on getting Apostate to flame you though. In the past 5 years I don't think I've seen him flame anyone. Evah! So that's a dubious achievement.

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.
Thank you for the compliment. And you're right. I don't care.

Aslanna I have not loved you this much since the last time you solo pulled a dragon that dropped phat mage loot

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 7, 2005, 7:36 pm

Only In America

Asheran Mojomaster · September 7, 2005, 8:28 pm

Drasta wrote:dude this is VV ... everyone is a target

and in saying that .... Auburn > Bama bitches!!!! =-D (lots of love sylvos) =-)

Didnt really read the rest of this post, but HELL YEAH!! War Damn Eagle!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 7, 2005, 10:47 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Only In America

That's awesome : )

I hate our sue happy society. He got what he deserved.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 7, 2005, 11:33 pm

snoped