VeeshanVault

Getting head while playing EQ is a bad thing.

Exp durring raids.
I end up spamming my instaclick buff, almost every time.

Can we stop with the useless stupid ass flames in this thread? Its getting old, fast. Who gives a fuck if someoen doesnt like something. Doesnt give anyone a right to belittle them. Unless of course I do it.

......priceless

Edit: Raistin sucks~

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Zz, STFU. I'm serious. For the third time, shut up, and stop flaming on this thread. Teeny has STFU, so I'm not saying it to him at the moment.

I've talked to several guys who initially told me that receiving oral was not their thing or that they couldn't cum with oral. Turns out they just never had a decent blow job, because they certainly changed their tune after I had a go.

I was fortunate enough to have an older lover when I was young who showed me how to give a perfect blow job and I learned then that its a skill that has to be taught. Women don't have penises so they aren't going to automatically know what should be done to maximize male pleasure. Teach your ladies how to utilize their hands for pressure during felatio, how to maintain and yet steadily increase rythym, and most importantly how to listen to what you like. Every guy is different.

As far as the initial question, yes, of course I like to receive oral and I have no patience for men who are squeemish about giving it. I would never let a guy go down on me unless I was 100% sure I was clean and fresh as a whistle down there, so any hesitation would be purely because of his own hang ups.

ZZ, your taking this a bit thick. You need to chill the fuck out, maybe some head would do you good.



Sorry Aranuil, too easy^^

I was fortunate enough to have an older lover when I was young who showed me how to give a perfect blow job and I learned then that its a skill that has to be taught.

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I love to give AND recieve, I'm not squeamish about either that's for damn sure!

Why do you give a shit that I dont like head? I mean it is my choice.

I fully support your choice not to like head. Unfortunately, as not liking head is clearly devient sexual behavior, we cannot permit you to adopt.

I usually don't want food for my midnight snacks, that's for sure.

PS: Voted a don't stop for my fiancee, who as of yet, does not post here. =p

Akaran_D wrote:I usually don't want food for my midnight snacks, that's for sure.

PS: Voted a don't stop for my fiancee, who as of yet, does not post here. =p

I don't think its "Dont Stop" but "Don't" then "Stop" and THEN "Dont Stop" (note teh punctuation) signifying some hesitancy or confusion about what they really want.

Aaeamdar wrote:

Why do you give a shit that I dont like head? I mean it is my choice.

I fully support your choice not to like head. Unfortunately, as not liking head is clearly devient sexual behavior, we cannot permit you to adopt.

Difference here being I enjoy women, but I dont enjoy head. "Shrug" just one of those things I never developed an affinity for. Alittle poon every now and then doesn't hurt, but bj's arent a turn on. Difference here being, why would I adopt when I can actually make my own and care about the woman I make it with?

No I didnt take it abit thick. This has nothing to do with liking the same gender, it has to do with not liking blowjobs. I fully understood what your point was but it was fucking bullshit because this topic has nothing to do with the topic your bringing this hate from.

Oddly, I never seem to have any confusion about what to do when I go down there. =p Maybe yer dating the wrong guys, lol.

Akaran_D wrote:Oddly, I never seem to have any confusion about what to do when I go down there. =p Maybe yer dating the wrong guys, lol.

Who are you talking to? If me, you didn't read/understand what I said. I was clarifying that you misunderstood the option. You shoul have selected Yes.

Feh, day of the misreads.. misread the option, misread yer comment.. feh.

Awwww. ZZtop where's the love? I am not the one who brought the hate here. Your response was as funny as ever though.

Difference here being, why would I adopt when I can actually make my own and care about the woman I make it with?

So, since in your world gays cannot adopt and married folk who can produce their own wouldn't adopt, the thousands of homeless newborns each year should all be orphans, expect for the hand full each year that can go to married folk who cannot have children. Nice.

BTW, are you married? I don't think you are from your eariler posts. If not, what did Jesus think when you first discovered you did not like head. How does Jesus feel when you are getting "a little poon every now and then?"

Doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do to Jesus (he's with you all the time, right?).

Well, the one thing this thread has taught me. You and I have something in common. We are both Sodomites. You just profess not to enjoy it.

Yay Sodomites!

thx new addition to my sig

While i dont mind receiving oral its not something i will go for. Not really a turn on. But hell, i dont mind giving at all! In sex ya gotta try and make it as good as possible for your partner, they will do the same for you

Getting some poon and a BJ, what an entirely christian outlook on things.
I follow the old testement, and no where in the old testement does it say "Getting some poon", especially when unwed, is wrong.
/sarcasm off

Comes back to what Kyou said. Its nice to pick just the pieces out that you want and like.

Kinda like when people quote the bible and say "Bible says 'eye for an eye'".
They just like to leave the "Thou shalt not take an..." portion of the scripture out when it serves a purpose.

Lalanae wrote:

Akaran_D wrote:I usually don't want food for my midnight snacks, that's for sure.

PS: Voted a don't stop for my fiancee, who as of yet, does not post here. =p

I don't think its "Dont Stop" but "Don't" then "Stop" and THEN "Dont Stop" (note teh punctuation) signifying some hesitancy or confusion about what they really want.

No. It's DON'T STOP... as in ... you are enjoying receiving oral so much you are begging him not to stop.

Legenae wrote:

Lalanae wrote:

Akaran_D wrote:I usually don't want food for my midnight snacks, that's for sure.

PS: Voted a don't stop for my fiancee, who as of yet, does not post here. =p

I don't think its "Dont Stop" but "Don't" then "Stop" and THEN "Dont Stop" (note teh punctuation) signifying some hesitancy or confusion about what they really want.

No. It's DON'T STOP... as in ... you are enjoying receiving oral so much you are begging him not to stop.

If that is true, then it would be punctuated differently.

Also, why have two options that basically mean the same?

Edit: For you slow people, "!" means the end of a sentence, hence "DONT!" and then another sentence "STOP!" Then eventually the IRONY of the two sentences merging "DONT STOP!" Sheesh...People on this board have basic reading comprehension problems.

69 is a beautiful number

Lalanae wrote:If that is true, then it would be punctuated differently.

Also, why have two options that basically mean the same?

Edit: For you slow people, "!" means the end of a sentence, hence "DONT!" and then another sentence "STOP!" Then eventually the IRONY of the two sentences merging "DONT STOP!" Sheesh...People on this board have basic reading comprehension problems.

Because some women like it, and then there's Hayley. J/K I did it just to make people laugh, and because some people like it more than others. The way I put it should read Don't! (pause) Stop! (pause) etc.

Edit: you edited. you are correct.

not again....pls

Welp I had written out a rather lengthy reply, then I came to the conclusion who gives a fuck. Too many hateful pricks because a guy doesnt like to get a blowjob or because I have something against gay people adopting.

I tried to be civil at the begining and have a nice discussion, it rather quickly turned into flames against me because I brought up abuncha stuff as to why gay people shouldn't be able to adopt in a previous thread. I know some of you were just trying to make me out to be a hypocrit but whatever, maybe I am maybe I'm not.

This all points back to one thing - god didn't create Adam and Steve because if he had we would all have both reproductive organs. You made your fucking choice now deal with it you insecure asshole.

If you dont believe in god, just fucking ignore me. If you do then great. Either way dont flame me because I dont like getting my dick sucked.

Hell at least I enjoy the company of women.

Oh and Aaeamdar, we have nothing in common. Sodomy = anal fucking, while you may dig that because you like to do things in reverse order, I do not. Now kindly go fuck yourself.

Lalanae wrote:

Legenae wrote:

Lalanae wrote:

Akaran_D wrote:I usually don't want food for my midnight snacks, that's for sure.

PS: Voted a don't stop for my fiancee, who as of yet, does not post here. =p

I don't think its "Dont Stop" but "Don't" then "Stop" and THEN "Dont Stop" (note teh punctuation) signifying some hesitancy or confusion about what they really want.

No. It's DON'T STOP... as in ... you are enjoying receiving oral so much you are begging him not to stop.

If that is true, then it would be punctuated differently.

Also, why have two options that basically mean the same?

Edit: For you slow people, "!" means the end of a sentence, hence "DONT!" and then another sentence "STOP!" Then eventually the IRONY of the two sentences merging "DONT STOP!" Sheesh...People on this board have basic reading comprehension problems.

I can read just fine thank you. When I saw the poll I actually asked him what he meant by the third option, and he gave the meaning I just gave you.

The reason for having 2 options nearly the same is quite easy to understand. You can enjoy getting oral sex, and you can REALLY enjoy it.

This thread is about GOING DOWN ON A WOMAN. It's not about anything else. If you want to post about something else, take it to your own god damned thread. Click the new post button and have a nice little circle jerk.

If you don't have something to contribute about eating pussy, or having your pussy eaten, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I hope that's clear.

Jesus. I can't even post a fucking cunnilingus poll without you people acting like fucking idiots.

EDIT: Too much oral for one day. I'm all flustered ><

Haha Zz

Well Aran, it IS VV
Well, despite Aranuil's warning about keeping this on subject, I have to deviate a bit here.
Don't you find it aggrivating when, right during your climax women feel the need to pay special attention the the head?
Ladies as a future reference: During the big O when going down on a guy, steer clear of ANY contact with the head, it makes us feel like our tip is going to explode and really ruins the orgasim.
That said, I think I would actually like to hear from the varied women what they like in the field of lickin',kissing, nibbling in their pretty pink spots.
Insight, ladies?

Yes, the more tips that can be given as to giving head, the better. Head is like the most perfect streak out there - you can ALAWAYS do a little somthing to make it just a little better..

I don't think a man exists that has ever gotten a proper blow job that doesn't like them.

maybe only on the intarnet.

Sam Kineson once said as a bit in one of his shows, something to the extent of the following:
"...when going down on a woman, just spell the alphabet with your tongue...etc.etc"

Well...oddly enough, it seemed to work on the ladies.

I suggest giving it a go guys, but don't tell her what your doing, makes you look like a stooge.

Prefer giving over receiving. Never met a man yet (and no there hasn't been a ton ) that made me go all wild. So, yea it feels good... just doesn't send me over the top. So I can't really vote... I like it, but can do without it.

As for giving... I've had a tongue ring for um about 2 years now and I think a guy really seem to like that.

/shrug

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dude, let me repeat it, because you obviously haven't gotten it yet.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

sex ...... the way it was intended

...sex was INTENDED to be a certain way? That presumes that sex is only for procreation. How boring that would be!


<edit removed my still-not-right sig>

Hmmm, I just voted, seems to be more than 20 or so chicks on Veeshan or do mangina votes count too?

I hope so.. *blush* :\

ZZ, first of all I have to say that when folks end up hating religion and Jesus, it's my guess that it's due largely to people such as yourself. Your intolerant tone and profanity laden judgements do no credit to the religion you have espoused and I think Christians everywhere would thank you to stop representing them.

Let me remind you of something. In the New Testament book of John there is a story about a group of Pharisees that bring an adulterous woman before Jesus for judgement. (Chapter 8 if you'd care to read along.) The group of men were accusing the woman of a sex crime, based on Levitical law, and wanted Jesus to condemn her. Instead, Jesus uttered a fairly well known response: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Perhaps you've heard it.

This story is one of the best examples of the true message of what Christ stood for. It wasn't about judgement- it was about mercy and love. What he was basically said was that the old ways (Old Testament, or the Age of Law) were to give way to the new era- the Age of Grace. So many people in their religious zeal forget the mercy and love part (that is supposed to be one of their foremost messages) and instead spend a great deal of time pushing the whole 'You're going to hell for...' This, obviously, will rarely accomplish the task you have been set to do.

For purposes of this discussion:

You = the angry mob.
Gay people = the adulterous woman.

What this means, essentially, is that even Jesus is telling you to STFU.

Learn a bit about love, and mercy, and grace before you think yourself worthy of passing judgement on anyone. And then after you've done that, realize that it is not your place to judge at all.

Mak wrote:ZZ, first of all I have to say that when folks end up hating religion and Jesus, it's my guess that it's due largely to people such as yourself. Your intolerant tone and profanity laden judgements do no credit to the religion you have espoused and I think Christians everywhere would thank you to stop representing them.

Let me remind you of something. In the New Testament book of John there is a story about a group of Pharisees that bring an adulterous woman before Jesus for judgement. (Chapter 8 if you'd care to read along.) The group of men were accusing the woman of a sex crime, based on Levitical law, and wanted Jesus to condemn her. Instead, Jesus uttered a fairly well known response: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Perhaps you've heard it.

This story is one of the best examples of the true message of what Christ stood for. It wasn't about judgement- it was about mercy and love. What he was basically said was that the old ways (Old Testament, or the Age of Law) were to give way to the new era- the Age of Grace. So many people in their religious zeal forget the mercy and love part (that is supposed to be one of their foremost messages) and instead spend a great deal of time pushing the whole 'You're going to hell for...' This, obviously, will rarely accomplish the task you have been set to do.

For purposes of this discussion:

You = the angry mob.
Gay people = the adulterous woman.

What this means, essentially, is that even Jesus is telling you to STFU.

Learn a bit about love, and mercy, and grace before you think yourself worthy of passing judgement on anyone. And then after you've done that, realize that it is not your place to judge at all.

Mak - Fuck off. As simple as I could put it!

Truant wrote:dude, let me repeat it, because you obviously haven't gotten it yet.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Seconded.

Fuck your beliefs and fuck you. We're all well aware of what you believe, and we're sick of fucking hearing about it.

MEMO TO YOU: The horse is dead, and though you said you're not into anal, you're anally raping the dead horse at this point. Whaaa whaa, a bunch of people didn't agree with you. Take your bible-quoting christian fundamentalism and run off to another board where you can sit with other bible thumping blind-faith drones and all laugh about how everyone who doesn't believe in God and Jesus Christ are going to hell. But on this thread on this board SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE. We're all sick of it.

I DON'T FUCKING CARE if you suck dick, if you don't or if you do or don't like getting you dick sucked. I don't care about you. I don't care about your opinions, and I don't care to see another post out of your pathetic little mind. I asked you 3 times nicely to STFU you didn't listen. Welcome to STFU.

Who the fuck is Reverend Smithers?

Am I missing something, or is this really a pathetic, and failed, attempt at a Simpsons reference? How could anyone make the mistake of combining Reverend Lovejoy and Waylan Smithers...

I've kept out of this till now, but when you can't make a proper reference to the Simpsons it is time to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm only going to say it wasnt a simpsons reference it concerned something else.

Btw Aran I'm not a bible thumper and made no reference about where anyone would go when they died. Re- read it or something

ZZtheAssassin wrote:I'm not trying to represent christian's.

You have claimed to be a Christian on this board. You therefore represent Christians whether you are trying to or not.

Angry mob = me? I'm not angry because hes gay, I could give a shit. I'm angry because of what he said. Please go gain some reading comprehension you fucking tool.

Look up the word analogy and then check back with me about reading comprehension. The point was that you are judging someone based on a sexual act, much like the angry mob.

Edit: Remembering from the ks thread what you had said, why don't you practice what you preach Reverend Smithers?

I've never once claimed to be religious in any of my discussions on this or any other board. If you made an inference, well, I suppose your lack of reading comprehension would apply to this as well.

No PMs please.

From: ZZtheAssassin
To: Aranuil
Posted: November 29, 2002, 2:38 am
Subject: Yeah I know I was wrong and all =/
I'm not a bible thumper and I wasnt making any references to where people go when they die. I simply said something that some didnt agree with and some didnt. I didnt care that they didnt agree, what I did care was how I was brought into the fucking arguement when I was trying to leave the shit alone. ok? Yeah I'll say I'm being an asshole about it and I'm not sorry for it. I'm only sorry for the way it came out, because I'm not usually so close minded.

Sorry for all the incorrect shit, but I didnt quote the bible once because I knew I'd be wrong. It's been acouple years since I have stepped inside a church.

Either way have a good one

Look Mak, go read all the posts at the begining, I was flamed for not liking something which didnt really matter, and I didnt start flaming Aaeamdar for his preference until he flamed me for mine. Ok?

ZZ- do you edit out every single post you make?

If you're man enough to have these opinions you should be man enough to stand by them.

Mak wrote:ZZ- do you edit out every single post you make?

If you're man enough to have these opinions you should be man enough to stand by them.

In all seriousness, edit for grammar or spelling, but never post an opinion that needs to be completely removed. If you're doing that, you shouldn't be posting in the first place.

No I edited it out because this is pointless, yeah I was incorrect at some stuff and wrote some things which I had no place saying. So out of coutesy I edited it, flame away do whatever.

Yeah I was wrong for turning this into what it turned into, but I dont like being accused of something then getting bitched at for correcting them in a somewhat crude manner.

You and Truant both said shut the fuck up, so to keep this from going any further I erased it so it wouldnt spark an even larger debate.