Please moderate more

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 9:00 pm

Look, Dev... you just said, "hip replacement that your face needs"

Seriously, read that and tell me it makes sense to you. If we have to play six degrees of separation again to understand it, it's not a valid flame. I'm sorry man, your material just sucks. I can't even respond to your posts with flames. All I can do is pity you.

Hopefully, you'll get that METACARPAL replacement your FEMUR needs you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES!

Kaluden Stormblade · Post by **Kaluden Stormblade** » April 21, 2003, 9:05 pm

Understandable, take as long as you need to recover from the the web's version of a Singapore paddlin' that you just received. You needed it bad you silly fuck.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » April 21, 2003, 9:07 pm

devereaux wrote: it was my comments about their sexual reputation. You seem to find some offense to me making fun of their sexual behavior based on events leading to their current status in the game.

....and exactly what events are those? Please enlighten us. I'm sure you know these firsthand.

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » April 21, 2003, 9:12 pm

Aranuil wrote:Look, Dev... you just said, "hip replacement that your face needs"

Seriously, read that and tell me it makes sense to you. If we have to play six degrees of separation again to understand it, it's not a valid flame. I'm sorry man, your material just sucks. I can't even respond to your posts with flames. All I can do is pity you.

Hopefully, you'll get that METACARPAL replacement your FEMUR needs you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES!

What do doctors do when you have a crater in your face? They take pieces of your hip bone, and fill-in the craters. What do you think I meant by "hip replacement that your face needs"? Do you think it would've been more clear had I said,"get a face replacement from your hip?" I mean, do the craters in your face go so deep into your head that they expose parts of your brain to air pollutants that prevent them from functioning properly? Does your FEMUR need a METACARPAL replacement you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES? HEE-HAW!!!!! IT MEANS GET A FACE-LIFT YOU EGOTISTICAL BRAD PITT WANNABE ASSHOLE!!!

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 9:16 pm

devereaux wrote:
Aranuil wrote:Look, Dev... you just said, "hip replacement that your face needs"

Seriously, read that and tell me it makes sense to you. If we have to play six degrees of separation again to understand it, it's not a valid flame. I'm sorry man, your material just sucks. I can't even respond to your posts with flames. All I can do is pity you.

Hopefully, you'll get that METACARPAL replacement your FEMUR needs you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES!
What do doctors do when you have a crater in your face? They take pieces of your hip bone, and fill-in the craters. What do you think I meant by "hip replacement that your face needs"? Do you think it would've been more clear had I said,"get a face replacement from your hip?" I mean, do the craters in your face go so deep into your head that they expose parts of your brain to air pollutants that prevent them from functioning properly? Does your FEMUR need a METACARPAL replacement you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES? HEE-HAW!!!!! IT MEANS GET A FACE-LIFT YOU EGOTISTICAL BRAD PITT WANNABE ASSHOLE!!!

Ell Ohh Ell... Who says I'm running out of bait!

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » April 21, 2003, 9:19 pm

Aranuil wrote:
devereaux wrote:
Aranuil wrote:Look, Dev... you just said, "hip replacement that your face needs"

Seriously, read that and tell me it makes sense to you. If we have to play six degrees of separation again to understand it, it's not a valid flame. I'm sorry man, your material just sucks. I can't even respond to your posts with flames. All I can do is pity you.

Hopefully, you'll get that METACARPAL replacement your FEMUR needs you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES!
What do doctors do when you have a crater in your face? They take pieces of your hip bone, and fill-in the craters. What do you think I meant by "hip replacement that your face needs"? Do you think it would've been more clear had I said,"get a face replacement from your hip?" I mean, do the craters in your face go so deep into your head that they expose parts of your brain to air pollutants that prevent them from functioning properly? Does your FEMUR need a METACARPAL replacement you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES? HEE-HAW!!!!! IT MEANS GET A FACE-LIFT YOU EGOTISTICAL BRAD PITT WANNABE ASSHOLE!!!
Ell Ohh Ell... Who says I'm running out of bait!

You've also run out of ideas and used your lifelines. Kindly fuck off and die now.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 21, 2003, 9:20 pm

devereaux wrote:
Aranuil wrote:Look, Dev... you just said, "hip replacement that your face needs"

Seriously, read that and tell me it makes sense to you. If we have to play six degrees of separation again to understand it, it's not a valid flame. I'm sorry man, your material just sucks. I can't even respond to your posts with flames. All I can do is pity you.

Hopefully, you'll get that METACARPAL replacement your FEMUR needs you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES!
What do doctors do when you have a crater in your face? They take pieces of your hip bone, and fill-in the craters. What do you think I meant by "hip replacement that your face needs"? Do you think it would've been more clear had I said,"get a face replacement from your hip?" I mean, do the craters in your face go so deep into your head that they expose parts of your brain to air pollutants that prevent them from functioning properly? Does your FEMUR need a METACARPAL replacement you VENDING MACHINE REPAIRMAN on CRUTCHES? HEE-HAW!!!!! IT MEANS GET A FACE-LIFT YOU EGOTISTICAL BRAD PITT WANNABE ASSHOLE!!!

Okay, crater face either regards, in my mind, to:
A) Acne
b) Having a huge gash in your head in which case you are about to die from blood loss/trauma.

Eitherway, I fail to see why bone from the hip would be taken to repair the huge gash, if, by some act of god you live through the act of getting cleaved in the dome.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 21, 2003, 9:23 pm

hey Dev!!! flame me again!!1

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » April 21, 2003, 9:40 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:hey Dev!!! flame me again!!1

Out of all the Spangaloids I know, you top the Most Wanted List for screwing dead animals and setting their furry corpses on fire.

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 21, 2003, 9:55 pm

This thread is nearing critical mass for the retard forum very quickly.

You bunch of... edit: violation of ToS and licking sacks, or lack thereof

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 21, 2003, 10:03 pm

devereaux wrote:
Spangaloid_PE wrote:hey Dev!!! flame me again!!1
Out of all the Spangaloids I know, you top the Most Wanted List for screwing dead animals and setting their furry corpses on fire.

Atleast he doesn't fuck the dead animals before he sets them of fire, you sick twisted fuck

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 10:06 pm

Xouqoa wrote:This thread is nearing critical mass for the retard forum very quickly.

Eggsellent!

Wouldn't want to disappoint anyone (HI ASLANNA!).

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 21, 2003, 10:15 pm

wtf pyrella censored me

THIS MEANS WAR

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 21, 2003, 10:16 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Xouqoa wrote:This thread is nearing critical mass for the retard forum very quickly.
Eggsellent!

Wouldn't want to disappoint anyone (HI ASLANNA!).

it's apple pie you dumb shit!1!

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » April 21, 2003, 10:17 pm

Yes, in a thread titled "Please Moderate More" I love how you see the big picture such as the blinking blue "!'s" that Aranuil must be spamming you right now. Go ahead and moderate a thread that screams for less favoritism and and intervention from the Mod's.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 10:18 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:it's apple pie you dumb shit!1!

What's apple pie?

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 10:24 pm

devereaux wrote:Yes, in a thread titled "Please Moderate More" I love how you see the big picture such as the blinking blue "!'s" that Aranuil must be spamming you right now. Go ahead and moderate a thread that screams for less favoritism and and intervention from the Mod's.

What the fuck are you talking about? Pyrella is no longer allowed to fuck with Xouqoa on THEIR FUCKING BOARD?!?! You know, the one they slave over to administrate BY THEMSELVES? You're an ingrate.

I've never clicked a blue exclamation mark you dumbshit. I just pick up this red phone sitting right here next to my desk, and Pyrella or Xo picks up immediately. Exclamation marks are only for newbs like you who aren't in the fnord.

Believe it or not, this board has existed for a LONG ASSED TIME without you supervising the mods, and they've done just fine, kthx. Posts have been edited, locked, and retarded WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION, and they will continue to be WITHOUT YOUR CONSULTATION. If you don't like it, post somewhere else.

I don't really have the energy to 'bring the pie' at the moment, but who knows... could happen.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 21, 2003, 10:25 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Spangaloid_PE wrote:it's apple pie you dumb shit!1!
What's apple pie?

read the context clues smart guy

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 21, 2003, 10:25 pm

devereaux wrote:Yes, in a thread titled "Please Moderate More" I love how you see the big picture such as the blinking blue "!'s" that Aranuil must be spamming you right now. Go ahead and moderate a thread that screams for less favoritism and and intervention from the Mod's.

I don't think you seem to get it Deve...

Let me spell it out for you...

U-N-L-E-S-S Y-O-U A-R-E W-I-L-L-I-N-G T-O G-I-V-E U-S A-N-O-T-H-E-R P-L-A-C-E T-O H-A-V-E A F-O-R-U-M L-I-K-E T-H-I-S, S-H-U-T T-H-E F-U-C-K, A-N-D I-F Y-O-U D-O-N-T L-I-K-E I-T T-H-E-N G-E-T T-H-E F-U-C-K O-U-T

Oh ya and btw, who the fuck are you to expect Pyrella and Xou to "intervene" in a situation where YOU, fuckshit, are accusing them of favoritism and corruption - go back to wasting away perfectly good Oxygen, you fucking worthless sack of shit

Have a Nice Day!

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 21, 2003, 10:41 pm

I think he was talking more about my comment to move the thread to retards than py's funnay edit. (BUT I COULD BE MISTAKEN.)

If I am correct though, I will leave this thread in this forum for all eternity ... just for devereaux so he doesn't get upset. (Even though it's a really lame thread with almost no content past page 3 or so.)

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 10:46 pm

Xouqoa wrote:(Even though it's a really lame thread with almost no content past page 3 or so.)

I thought the red phone thing was kind of funny.

On an unrelated note, this post would have been up a lot sooner had I not been mesmerized by the staggering number of smilies.

Like this one rules:

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 21, 2003, 10:55 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Xouqoa wrote:(Even though it's a really lame thread with almost no content past page 3 or so.)
I thought the red phone thing was kind of funny.

nothing you say is funny.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 21, 2003, 11:03 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:
Aranuil wrote:
Xouqoa wrote:(Even though it's a really lame thread with almost no content past page 3 or so.)
I thought the red phone thing was kind of funny.
nothing you say is funny.

I'm hoping that in a few weeks, Atokal can re-run his 'Most Despised Poster' thread, and maybe I'll be ahead of Kyoukan this time.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » April 21, 2003, 11:49 pm

Spam some more pictures of pie Aranuil. I just love those.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » April 21, 2003, 11:50 pm

Wulfran wrote: Do more threads need to be retarded? Sometimes yes. Atokal's little gem taunting Gak, while the other thread was still live should have been, IMO. No reason to start another thread, when it was on the same topic.

Hi Wulf,
Is this cause I kicked yer ass in the Hockey Pool?

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » April 22, 2003, 12:13 am

Why does this thread sound like the unpopular geeks in whining about not being able to date the cheerleaders in high school, or not being considered "cool"?

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 22, 2003, 12:17 am

Axien_Dellusions wrote:Why does this thread sound like the unpopular geeks in whining about not being able to date the cheerleaders in high school, or not being considered "cool"?

You just described the entire population of Veeshan - save a few *winks at Aranuil mr. popular*

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 22, 2003, 12:20 am

Fesuni dates the 2nd string quarterback of his high school.

Kaluden Stormblade · Post by **Kaluden Stormblade** » April 22, 2003, 12:22 am

Axien_Dellusions wrote:Why does this thread sound like the unpopular geeks in whining about not being able to date the cheerleaders in high school, or not being considered "cool"?

Because reading comprehension has a conspiracy against you.

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 22, 2003, 12:24 am

Spangaloid_PE wrote:Fesuni dates the 2nd string quarterback of his high school.

Omg you bitch, I thought you didn't want anyone to know about us!

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 22, 2003, 12:28 am

Fesuni Chopsui wrote:
Spangaloid_PE wrote:Fesuni dates the 2nd string quarterback of his high school.
Omg you bitch, I thought you didn't want anyone to know about us!

eh?

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 22, 2003, 12:30 am

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » April 22, 2003, 12:34 am

Well I humbly apologize for my lack of grammar and sentence structure atm but I just finished working a 12 hour shift and firing 2 people so I'm trying to think as little as possible.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » April 22, 2003, 1:24 am

Xyun you fucking retard....

Xyun said:

Maybe you should Relize that a high school diploma is a good thing to have.

Reread this one genious and tell me where you got your diploma from, a book of matches?

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » April 22, 2003, 1:30 am

Hukt on fawniks wurked fer me!!!

Post by **Sylvus** » April 22, 2003, 1:59 am

Hammerstalker PE wrote:Xyun you fucking retard....

Xyun said:

Maybe you should Relize that a high school diploma is a good thing to have.
Reread this one genious and tell me where you got your diploma from, a book of matches?

Actually, genious, read what he quoted a couple more times and see if you relize exactly what he was doing in that post.

P.S. Please don't point out the two words I spelled incorrectly, as I was attempting to use the same humorous device that Xyun was using. If you look closely you might find them; think of it as one of those fun little games you would find in your Highlights magazine.

Rekaar. · Post by **Rekaar.** » April 22, 2003, 2:20 am

message aside, bonus points for Highlights!

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » April 22, 2003, 3:13 am

Hammer, you are taking the fun out of flaming you. I feel like I'm the USA and you're Iraq. No challenge really.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » April 22, 2003, 3:23 am

Atokal wrote:
Wulfran wrote: Do more threads need to be retarded? Sometimes yes. Atokal's little gem taunting Gak, while the other thread was still live should have been, IMO. No reason to start another thread, when it was on the same topic.
Hi Wulf,
Is this cause I kicked yer ass in the Hockey Pool?

I recall kicking all your asses in teh hockey pool

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 22, 2003, 7:01 am

i like pie

lollroffozzlmao

so silly

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » April 22, 2003, 10:08 am

pharm?

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » April 22, 2003, 10:15 am

Ohh sorry I missed that cleverly hidden attempt at humor! Nicely done, mispell one word out of the entire sentence

I am sure you will soon be writting for SNL and letting the world marvel at your l33t sk33lz.

Carry on oh god of flames!

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » April 22, 2003, 10:22 am

All I can say at this point is...WTF?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 22, 2003, 11:13 am

Fesuni Chopsui wrote:
Spangaloid_PE wrote:Fesuni dates the 2nd string quarterback of his high school.
Omg you bitch, I thought you didn't want anyone to know about us!

I heard that y'all are planning to tie the knot in a Star Wars themed wedding...

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 22, 2003, 11:18 am

Kaluden Stormblade wrote:Since we can make RL flames under the umbrella of a joke, let me try my hand at one. It's all fun and good right? I'm sure Rek would agree with me. Let's see, I'm a first timer, so here goes:

Aranuil, your face looks like an errant Coalition cluster bomb fell on it. I bet the honies have to drink at least 10 mai thai's to even blow a vomit laced kiss in your general direction. Or the women must hurry there kids off the streets, covering their ears against the moaning "DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING THAT HAS EATEN HIS FACE?".

The above was all meant in jest.

Crow > Pie. Eat your fucking crow.

Aranuil doesn't eat crow, hun. He likes to have an empty stomach so he can swallow a full load after the money (or should I say monkey?) shot in his homemade gay pr0n.

And I'll bet hearing "DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING THAT HAS EATEN HIS FACE?" wouldn't affect him after hearing his parents say it every day of his life.

Now he's just a hollow shell of a...man? kinda? who can only find pleasure in hitting the "Retard this thread please" macro button that his older, non-mongaloid brother created to get him to stop playing with his pee-pee in front of guests...and cruising highway rest areas to give truckers oral through glory holes that he made in the bathroom stall walls.

Aranuil, you've got a bit of jizz on your chin...waste not, want not.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 22, 2003, 11:22 am

Shaerra sure knows a lot about gay pr0n...

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 22, 2003, 11:27 am

how much would i have to drink to find a funny post on this thread?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 22, 2003, 11:28 am

masteen wrote:Shaerra sure knows a lot about gay pr0n...

As much as she post about Swallowing,Strap-ons,and facials I want to meet this girl.

Kargyle · Post by **Kargyle** » April 22, 2003, 11:43 am

Vor, I think you would end up passing out before you were actually able to drink enough to find the funny here.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 22, 2003, 11:50 am

Xouqoa wrote:I will leave this thread in this forum for all eternity ... just for devereaux so he doesn't get upset. (Even though it's a really lame thread with almost no content past page 3 or so.)

No content? You think finding 50 different ways (project is not yet complete) to say "Aranuil is gay" is easy? Fuck you! You try it some time! It's dificult to come up with new angles, but I think in the end, it will all have been worth it.

Oh, and that tiny disclaimer thing wasn't funny? Shit, WTF does it take to entertain you? AND WTF have you done lately that's so amusing/entertaining/enlightening? Come on, Mr. "My posts are teh win, jam packed full o' content", you and Pyrella show us "Teh perfect thread".

And Voro, was that an attempt at humor? Again, you talk about how everyone else's posts lack humor, when yours is about as funny as a picture of Aranuil wearing nothing but his 6 inch patton-leather "fuck me" heels. (Is that how you spell that patton word? or is it patent? Bah, who cares...got another "Aranuil is gay" reference in there)