[Mafia]...Over
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nobody
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i know it's not much but i will divide up ALL my vv's with anyone that votes innocent! (on the condition that i live) 
My goal is to live forever. So far so good.
The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
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Day 5 - Sentencing
By unanimous vote of the Jury, nobody was found guilty of the murders.
nobody is lead by the bailiff out of the court and into a hallway.
"We have a special treat for you my friend." the bailiff says.
"Hey can we not do this? I can make it worth your while." nobody asks.
"Oh ho ho ho no boy! Justice is about to be served - in one of the most painful ways possible."
nobody and the bailiff walk into a large room with a seat in the middle (with straps and restraints) and a projection screen.
"This can't be too bad. A movie?" nobody thought.
The bailiff straps nobody into the chair, and starts walking for the door.
"I hope you like pain boy! You are going to answer for your crimes now!" The bailiff says as he leaves the room.
About 2 minutes later, the screen comes alive - with...
On loop.
Anyone who was still in the courthouse could hear the screams for hours until nobody's brain was turned to jello.
RIP nobody.
... the mafia.
By unanimous vote of the Jury, nobody was found guilty of the murders.
nobody is lead by the bailiff out of the court and into a hallway.
"We have a special treat for you my friend." the bailiff says.
"Hey can we not do this? I can make it worth your while." nobody asks.
"Oh ho ho ho no boy! Justice is about to be served - in one of the most painful ways possible."
nobody and the bailiff walk into a large room with a seat in the middle (with straps and restraints) and a projection screen.
"This can't be too bad. A movie?" nobody thought.
The bailiff straps nobody into the chair, and starts walking for the door.
"I hope you like pain boy! You are going to answer for your crimes now!" The bailiff says as he leaves the room.
About 2 minutes later, the screen comes alive - with...
On loop.
Anyone who was still in the courthouse could hear the screams for hours until nobody's brain was turned to jello.
RIP nobody.
... the mafia.
Waran drinks to his new fortune!
Comming home in a good mood from the trial, Waran decided to hit the local bar for a little binge drinking. He stopped at his favorite club, "The Download." He always thought the name of the club and the drinks wer kinda dumb, but the drinks they sold were always exquisite, and the babes were very hot. He chose a booth alone, and ordered a "cyberspacer."
He was chilling out for about 20 minutes, listening to the music, and checking out the girls in the club, when he noticed one was looking at him. Waran looked a little stunned at first, but then smiled and made a "come over here" hand gesture. She smiled, and walked over and sat down in his booth, but across from him.
"Hi! I'm Stephanie!" She said.
"Waran! Very very nice to meet you!" Waran said flustered.
Waran ordered them both 2 "GIGO"s (a relatively cheap but good drink), and they talked. He told her of all the troubles he was having lately, and the mafia wanting to kill him. She listened quietly, and suggested that they dance and drink and maybe he could forget his problems. So they did.
After about one hour, Waran was suddenly reminded why they called them GIGOs. GIGO is an ackronym for Garbage In Garbage Out, and he had to piss like a racehorse.
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Waran excuses himself, and Stephanie smiles. Waran Maneuvers quickly through the crowd.
When Waran gets back, he finds that Stephanie is gone. There is a note left at the table for him.
"I had to go home, the noise started to give me a headache! Here's my number if you want to get together in a more quiet place!"
Waran was excited, so he slammed 40 bucks on the table, and quickly downed the rest of his drink.
Waran left the club and headed for his car to make a phone call and actually be able to hear who he was talking to. As he got outside, and to the back where the parking lot was, he started to feel a little dizzy. He thought he probably should have drank a little less. If a police officer had seen him stagger to the car he would have surely been arrested. As it turns out, they will have other business with him.
Waran staggered drunkly, and got halfway across the parking lot.
"Erm..*burp* which one was mine again?"
Waran walked along scanning the cars with his eyes trying to find his. He was suddenly hit with a dire thirst, and nausea. As he got to the end of the row, his vision doubled, and he became too weak to do anything other than what he did - pass out in the middle of the parking lot.
It seems that luck was not with Waran however. The police would find Waran the next day face down in the parking lot. Dead of aparent poisoning.
RIP Citizen Waran.
Comming home in a good mood from the trial, Waran decided to hit the local bar for a little binge drinking. He stopped at his favorite club, "The Download." He always thought the name of the club and the drinks wer kinda dumb, but the drinks they sold were always exquisite, and the babes were very hot. He chose a booth alone, and ordered a "cyberspacer."
He was chilling out for about 20 minutes, listening to the music, and checking out the girls in the club, when he noticed one was looking at him. Waran looked a little stunned at first, but then smiled and made a "come over here" hand gesture. She smiled, and walked over and sat down in his booth, but across from him.
"Hi! I'm Stephanie!" She said.
"Waran! Very very nice to meet you!" Waran said flustered.
Waran ordered them both 2 "GIGO"s (a relatively cheap but good drink), and they talked. He told her of all the troubles he was having lately, and the mafia wanting to kill him. She listened quietly, and suggested that they dance and drink and maybe he could forget his problems. So they did.
After about one hour, Waran was suddenly reminded why they called them GIGOs. GIGO is an ackronym for Garbage In Garbage Out, and he had to piss like a racehorse.
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Waran excuses himself, and Stephanie smiles. Waran Maneuvers quickly through the crowd.
When Waran gets back, he finds that Stephanie is gone. There is a note left at the table for him.
"I had to go home, the noise started to give me a headache! Here's my number if you want to get together in a more quiet place!"
Waran was excited, so he slammed 40 bucks on the table, and quickly downed the rest of his drink.
Waran left the club and headed for his car to make a phone call and actually be able to hear who he was talking to. As he got outside, and to the back where the parking lot was, he started to feel a little dizzy. He thought he probably should have drank a little less. If a police officer had seen him stagger to the car he would have surely been arrested. As it turns out, they will have other business with him.
Waran staggered drunkly, and got halfway across the parking lot.
"Erm..*burp* which one was mine again?"
Waran walked along scanning the cars with his eyes trying to find his. He was suddenly hit with a dire thirst, and nausea. As he got to the end of the row, his vision doubled, and he became too weak to do anything other than what he did - pass out in the middle of the parking lot.
It seems that luck was not with Waran however. The police would find Waran the next day face down in the parking lot. Dead of aparent poisoning.
RIP Citizen Waran.
At first I didn't really buy into the theories you put out there regarding nobody, but after I thought about it a bit I saw that what you deduced made sense. That and after all nobody's alibi was as flimsy as anything.Lohrno wrote:Day 6 - Detective has a couple questions:
Tenuvil
Why did you vote guilty?
Day 6 Trial
Tenuvil is hauled out of his bed and onto the stand today.
The detective has posted some evidence. Again, the words you are about see have been reworded.
Detective says:
Well, we're down to only a small few people now. I was hoping the last mafioso would commit suicide in shame for not finding me out.
So there's only a few people it could be. Noel was found innocent once. He could be guilty, but there is little time to bring him to the stand again. Chances are he isn't.
So, that leaves Akaran, Canoe, Deneve, Nali and Tenuvil.
Deneve really isn't paying attention - (he only voted in one trial). If he was, he would have answered my question. He only has 671 posts total, so he probably isn't even playing much.
That leaves Akaran, Canoe, Tenuvil and Nali. Akaran has been active, but he's too much of a troll not to. He could be the mafia, but his style is consistent with his posting style in the past, so I tend to think he isn't.
That leaves 3 suspects. Canoe, Tenuvil and Nali.
I don't suspect Canoe for the same reason I don't suspect Deneve. He doesn't post enough...bringing it down to 2 - Tenuvil and Nali.
Nali hasn't done anything in the whole game except post "I'm in." Probably he has forgotten there is even a game going on.
So that leaves Tenuvil.
Tenuvil has recently become more active. Not as active as Akaran, but still he especially posts within the confines of this game. Even better - he responded to my question, which makes me think he is taking a particular interest here.
Cut him down citizens. He's guilty. You know it, I know it. Make him pay for the citizens has has slain!
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Tenuvil, post your defense.
Tenuvil is hauled out of his bed and onto the stand today.
The detective has posted some evidence. Again, the words you are about see have been reworded.
Detective says:
Well, we're down to only a small few people now. I was hoping the last mafioso would commit suicide in shame for not finding me out.
So there's only a few people it could be. Noel was found innocent once. He could be guilty, but there is little time to bring him to the stand again. Chances are he isn't.
So, that leaves Akaran, Canoe, Deneve, Nali and Tenuvil.
Deneve really isn't paying attention - (he only voted in one trial). If he was, he would have answered my question. He only has 671 posts total, so he probably isn't even playing much.
That leaves Akaran, Canoe, Tenuvil and Nali. Akaran has been active, but he's too much of a troll not to. He could be the mafia, but his style is consistent with his posting style in the past, so I tend to think he isn't.
That leaves 3 suspects. Canoe, Tenuvil and Nali.
I don't suspect Canoe for the same reason I don't suspect Deneve. He doesn't post enough...bringing it down to 2 - Tenuvil and Nali.
Nali hasn't done anything in the whole game except post "I'm in." Probably he has forgotten there is even a game going on.
So that leaves Tenuvil.
Tenuvil has recently become more active. Not as active as Akaran, but still he especially posts within the confines of this game. Even better - he responded to my question, which makes me think he is taking a particular interest here.
Why would the guilty person want to buy into theories? While nobody's alibi was completely bogus, Tenuvil's vote was the third, and posts were slow that night. He thought that by voting guilty he could take some blame off of his neck as I my deductions had fingered him last trial pretty well.Quote: At first I didn't really buy into the theories you put out there regarding nobody, but after I thought about it a bit I saw that what you deduced made sense. That and after all nobody's alibi was as flimsy as anything.
Cut him down citizens. He's guilty. You know it, I know it. Make him pay for the citizens has has slain!
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Tenuvil, post your defense.
I am not mafia.
The detective makes a pretty weak argument identifying me as Mafia. If the detective as he stated had ..."fingered me pretty well," then why didn't he put me on trial then?
The theories you assembled yesterday made some sense, but you have gotten even more outlandish today and what yesterday was plausible today is a house of cards. I still don't buy into the reasons why you surmised the mafia made the choices they have, and the deductive leaps you make to assign these patterns to me in particular make me laugh. Yes I am taking an interest in the game, but then again I have been since the start, and no, my posting pattern has not increased or decreased since the beginning of this event. As far as answering the question you posed to me, why not? I have nothing to hide in plainly stating why I voted the way I did.
As far as an alibi for last night...I was in home improvement hell, wiring up my house for network connectivity and putting my foot through the bathroom ceiling via the attic whilst stringing Cat 5 wiring. Attached are pictures as evidence to support my plea of not guilty.
In accusing me you charge an innocent citizen with cold blooded murder while the real killer remains free.
The detective makes a pretty weak argument identifying me as Mafia. If the detective as he stated had ..."fingered me pretty well," then why didn't he put me on trial then?
The theories you assembled yesterday made some sense, but you have gotten even more outlandish today and what yesterday was plausible today is a house of cards. I still don't buy into the reasons why you surmised the mafia made the choices they have, and the deductive leaps you make to assign these patterns to me in particular make me laugh. Yes I am taking an interest in the game, but then again I have been since the start, and no, my posting pattern has not increased or decreased since the beginning of this event. As far as answering the question you posed to me, why not? I have nothing to hide in plainly stating why I voted the way I did.
As far as an alibi for last night...I was in home improvement hell, wiring up my house for network connectivity and putting my foot through the bathroom ceiling via the attic whilst stringing Cat 5 wiring. Attached are pictures as evidence to support my plea of not guilty.
In accusing me you charge an innocent citizen with cold blooded murder while the real killer remains free.
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Guilty Not Guilty
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Canoe Noel
Akaran_D
Deneve
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Akaran_D
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Not guilty.
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan
I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
...
Setting: A beach in Fiji.
Nali is sitting at a table sipping a cocktail.
"Hah those dumbasses. Why would you stay around in a town with Mafia?" thought Nali.
Dark clouds started to gather. Nali grabbed his(her?) cocktail and stood up to make a run back to the hotel.
"Dance bitch!" A very loud deep voice from the clouds bellowed.
Lighting bolts from the clouds start shoot at his(her?) feet.
"AY!" Nali shouts, jumping around wildly.
After about 1 minute, the lightning storm stops.
"God?!? What the holy hell is this for?"
Electrical charges could literally be heard builing up in the clouds above, making loud popping noises.
"Oh shit!"
Nali tried to bolt for the holel. A split second however is not enough to save your life sometimes. A huge lightning bolt bright enough to burn out anyone's eyeballs who would be unfortunate enough to look at it, wide enough to level a swimming pool, and powerful enough to send bits of Nali flying across the beach, into the ocean, on top of the hotel, and everywhere within a 500 foot radius. Struck Nali in the head, doing so.
"Thanks for playing." or should I say "NOT PLAYING! MWAHAHAHA!"
The clouds cleared, and life in Fiji returned to (somewhat) normal.
Setting: A beach in Fiji.
Nali is sitting at a table sipping a cocktail.
"Hah those dumbasses. Why would you stay around in a town with Mafia?" thought Nali.
Dark clouds started to gather. Nali grabbed his(her?) cocktail and stood up to make a run back to the hotel.
"Dance bitch!" A very loud deep voice from the clouds bellowed.
Lighting bolts from the clouds start shoot at his(her?) feet.
"AY!" Nali shouts, jumping around wildly.
After about 1 minute, the lightning storm stops.
"God?!? What the holy hell is this for?"
Electrical charges could literally be heard builing up in the clouds above, making loud popping noises.
"Oh shit!"
Nali tried to bolt for the holel. A split second however is not enough to save your life sometimes. A huge lightning bolt bright enough to burn out anyone's eyeballs who would be unfortunate enough to look at it, wide enough to level a swimming pool, and powerful enough to send bits of Nali flying across the beach, into the ocean, on top of the hotel, and everywhere within a 500 foot radius. Struck Nali in the head, doing so.
"Thanks for playing." or should I say "NOT PLAYING! MWAHAHAHA!"
The clouds cleared, and life in Fiji returned to (somewhat) normal.
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Rivera Bladestrike
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Did the mafia pay the lightning bolt to make the hit or something?
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Rivera / Shiezer - EQ (Retired)
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Rivera / Shiezer - EQ (Retired)
What I Am Listening To
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Rivera Bladestrike
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I predict Akaran to be the detective and Noel to be the mafia!
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Rivera / Shiezer - EQ (Retired)
What I Am Listening To
Rivera / Shiezer - EQ (Retired)
What I Am Listening To
Night 6 - Silent Night...
Ladies and Gentlemen, as your narrator, I am at a loss for words in trying to tell you what exactly happened to Akaran_D. I will try to describe the events that lead up to his aparent murder, and the scene afterwards.
Akaran_D was devastated. He had thought that he had brought a good case against Tenuvil today. But it seemed that Tenuvil had an airtight alibi. The jury thought so as well. So that left his choices at noel, canoe, and Deneve. Nali had skipped town long ago. He went over it in his head. canoe couldn't be the mafia...noel was let go, could he be the mafia? Deneve is kind of quiet...On the way home, he was going to stop at the local Blockbuster video to pick up some movies. He didn't have the cash on him, so he went home to watch some movies on the USA channel. Maybe he could get some ideas about his cases there, and might relieve the stress of knowing the mafia may be on his trail. He also took a pencil and paper and decided to write a "to rent" list.
The sound from the TV was quite loud (it would seem he was trying to drown out his thoughts with actual sound). So loud in fact that he did not notice the mafioso that had beaten him home coming quietly up behind him.
This was what happened before...
Now I will describe the scene 1 hour after these events.
Akaran_D is held in the arms of a female manequin in his house he used for visualizations. All of his hair stood on end as if he had been electrocuted. All of his hair had been dyed pink. His crotch reveals a gaping hole where his genitalia used to be. Had anyone pryed open his mouth, they would see his testicles dyed pink and coated with nair.
Hanging out of his mouth is a small list of movies to rent:
Titanic
Thelma & Louise
You got served
Cast Away
AI
Well that's how it looked. Not pretty...
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Tenuvil had just finished quietly robbing all of the townspeople of the most small valuable items he could find.
"Suckers! Mwaha! It's a shame no one's gonna find out what happened to Akaran...bawhahah that was fuckin hillarious!" he chortled.
With a bag of loot over his shoulder, and an arcane book in one hand, he headed to the town square.
Tenuvil dropped the bag, and ruffled through the book.
"Ahh yes...Ok here we go."
He read this from the book:
Caradrum zavitsa ordurgh Cthulu Deneve Canoe Noel!
After the reading, he hears and feels a deep rumble from beneath the earth. Being somewhat wise, he drops the book and bolts for the forest, never to be seen again.
Cthulu awakens, and bursts from the ground.
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Canoe, already asleep is taken from his window by a long tentacle and promptly devoured.
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Noel heard the rumbling, and ran out to the street. Only to be running unsuccsessfully from Chtulu's mighty tentacles.
--
Deneve was outside sitting on a bench on a corner when a long tentacle grabbe him from behind and threw him into Chtulu's gaping mouth.
The town is quiet and will be for a long time. All it's current residents taken and eaten by Chtulu, and as for Tenuvil? Well, he skipped town and went to go live in Cancun on his ill gotten fortune.
Victory to the mafia! Congratulations Tenuvil!
Ladies and Gentlemen, as your narrator, I am at a loss for words in trying to tell you what exactly happened to Akaran_D. I will try to describe the events that lead up to his aparent murder, and the scene afterwards.
Akaran_D was devastated. He had thought that he had brought a good case against Tenuvil today. But it seemed that Tenuvil had an airtight alibi. The jury thought so as well. So that left his choices at noel, canoe, and Deneve. Nali had skipped town long ago. He went over it in his head. canoe couldn't be the mafia...noel was let go, could he be the mafia? Deneve is kind of quiet...On the way home, he was going to stop at the local Blockbuster video to pick up some movies. He didn't have the cash on him, so he went home to watch some movies on the USA channel. Maybe he could get some ideas about his cases there, and might relieve the stress of knowing the mafia may be on his trail. He also took a pencil and paper and decided to write a "to rent" list.
The sound from the TV was quite loud (it would seem he was trying to drown out his thoughts with actual sound). So loud in fact that he did not notice the mafioso that had beaten him home coming quietly up behind him.
This was what happened before...
Now I will describe the scene 1 hour after these events.
Akaran_D is held in the arms of a female manequin in his house he used for visualizations. All of his hair stood on end as if he had been electrocuted. All of his hair had been dyed pink. His crotch reveals a gaping hole where his genitalia used to be. Had anyone pryed open his mouth, they would see his testicles dyed pink and coated with nair.
Hanging out of his mouth is a small list of movies to rent:
Titanic
Thelma & Louise
You got served
Cast Away
AI
Well that's how it looked. Not pretty...
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Tenuvil had just finished quietly robbing all of the townspeople of the most small valuable items he could find.
"Suckers! Mwaha! It's a shame no one's gonna find out what happened to Akaran...bawhahah that was fuckin hillarious!" he chortled.
With a bag of loot over his shoulder, and an arcane book in one hand, he headed to the town square.
Tenuvil dropped the bag, and ruffled through the book.
"Ahh yes...Ok here we go."
He read this from the book:
Caradrum zavitsa ordurgh Cthulu Deneve Canoe Noel!
After the reading, he hears and feels a deep rumble from beneath the earth. Being somewhat wise, he drops the book and bolts for the forest, never to be seen again.
Cthulu awakens, and bursts from the ground.
--
Canoe, already asleep is taken from his window by a long tentacle and promptly devoured.
--
Noel heard the rumbling, and ran out to the street. Only to be running unsuccsessfully from Chtulu's mighty tentacles.
--
Deneve was outside sitting on a bench on a corner when a long tentacle grabbe him from behind and threw him into Chtulu's gaping mouth.
The town is quiet and will be for a long time. All it's current residents taken and eaten by Chtulu, and as for Tenuvil? Well, he skipped town and went to go live in Cancun on his ill gotten fortune.
Victory to the mafia! Congratulations Tenuvil!
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Rivera Bladestrike
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I gotta say, I wasn't even participating in this one and I thought it was really cool Lohrno. Keep it up man, it's definately worth it, and I think you'll be seeing a lot more people interested in doing it the second time around, including yours truly.
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Rivera / Shiezer - EQ (Retired)
What I Am Listening To
Rivera / Shiezer - EQ (Retired)
What I Am Listening To
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Akaran_D
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Nicely done bud. I knew it was you and Nobody, but your pics got the better of me. In all honesty, after your defense, it was a tossup between you and Canoe - do I go for the one that's posting, or th eone that isn't posting at all?
Well played.
Edit: I think the mafia and myself from last game needs to sit down with you and talk out a couple more things to make the next round a better game overall...
Well played.
Edit: I think the mafia and myself from last game needs to sit down with you and talk out a couple more things to make the next round a better game overall...
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan
I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.