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Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » September 11, 2003, 5:16 pm

If we all took this statement to heart, there would be almost no jokes ever

If people joked about every topic without any regard for other people's feelings that would be just as bad. You are talking radical when there is a happy medium. I even said I understood he was trying to be funny and that I found it offensive because of my friends experiences. I'll bet 9/11 jokes would go over badly on this board because of the number of US people that read it and were effected that day.

Anyway, that is a different discussion.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 11, 2003, 5:21 pm

no one liked my child molestion joke

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 11, 2003, 5:31 pm

people here call atokal a pedophile because it pisses him off. not because they really believe he has sex with kids or think that's a cool thing to do.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 11, 2003, 5:34 pm

Speak for yourself. I have undeniable and irrefutable proof he is.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 11, 2003, 5:36 pm

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 11, 2003, 5:43 pm

I've seen the pictures of him outside 'La Petite' in Toronto. They are very disturbing.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » September 11, 2003, 5:49 pm

omfg that was funny.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 11, 2003, 5:54 pm

Plain and simple truth is. No jokes are 'too far' for VV.

This is stated very clearly before you enter the forum.

I will not change what I say for anyone. period.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 11, 2003, 5:54 pm

That guy in Kyoukans avatar from Do the Right Thing molest a kid or something?

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 11, 2003, 5:56 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:That guy in Kyoukans avatar from Do the Right Thing molest a kid or something?

Go rent 'The Big Lebowski' and all shall become clear, Lord Klaw.

Rivera Bladestrike · September 11, 2003, 6:07 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:That guy in Kyoukans avatar from Do the Right Thing molest a kid or something?

That's Johnathan Toturro. He plays Jesus in The Big Lebowski. His character is a great bowler, but he also speaks in third person, is a child molester, gloats like hell, all together, hilarious.

Quote:
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
"I will fuck you in the ass on wednesday!"

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 11, 2003, 6:11 pm

It's gotta be one of the best scenes evar!

Jesus:
Let me tell YOU something, pendejo! You pull any of you crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes "click!"

Dude:
Jesus!

Jesus:
You said man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 11, 2003, 6:12 pm

The actor was in "Do the Right Thing" as well. he was one of Sal's (the pizza guy) sons.

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 11, 2003, 6:16 pm

Was also in Mr. Deeds, as one of the Butler's. (The creepy one that could appear at any time!)

Post by **Sylvus** » September 11, 2003, 6:19 pm

And he was in Rounders. And O Brother, Where Art Thou. And Quiz Show. And a shitload of other movies.

Atokal's still a pedophile!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 11, 2003, 6:20 pm

That guy made Mr. Deeds a good movie! The foot fetish was disturbing...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 11, 2003, 6:20 pm

John Tuturro is one of the, if not the greatest character actor working in film.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 11, 2003, 6:41 pm

Holy shit, he was the voice of the dog in "Summer of Sam"!!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 11, 2003, 6:44 pm

Xouqoa wrote:Was also in Mr. Deeds, as one of the Butler's. (The creepy one that could appear at any time!)

I believe you are underestimating my sneakiness!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 11, 2003, 7:34 pm

kyoukan wrote:John Tuturro is one of the, if not the greatest character actor working in film.

Bingo. If anyone has not seen it, rent Barton Fink by the Cohen brothers, it is brilliant.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 11, 2003, 7:58 pm

Also check out his performance in Miller's Crossing, another Coen brothers film. The scene he has with Gabriel Byrne in the woods is one of the most intense ever shot on film.

That movie was fucking loaded with classic scenes though.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » September 11, 2003, 8:21 pm

Vezot wrote:And if you were literate like most people are, you would see that I ment if you are going to flame someone for typing '...' he should atleast make people laugh. GODDAMN.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 11, 2003, 9:06 pm

Yeah, Miller's Crossing rules..one of my favorites, as are all of their films

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 12, 2003, 12:32 am

The hideousness of the foot will haunt my dreams forever.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 12, 2003, 10:12 am

Xouqoa wrote:
Krimson Klaw wrote:That guy in Kyoukans avatar from Do the Right Thing molest a kid or something?
Go rent 'The Big Lebowski' and all shall become clear, Lord Klaw.

I rented it, I thought it was good. The Dude played his role with much awesome-ness. He really had me believing that he was a drunken hippie with brain damage that could barely form complete sentences. Man he did a good acting job. He did have me wanting to sample that drink too.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 12, 2003, 10:16 am

The Dude abides.

I developed a taste for White Russians in honour of The Dude.
Like all cocktails though, a good one is heaven and a bad one is revolting.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 12, 2003, 11:03 am

i like a little bit of chocolate in my white russians =)

Burke · Post by **Burke** » September 12, 2003, 11:13 am

i like a little bit of chocolate in my white russians =)

That sounds like a euphemism.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 12, 2003, 11:17 am

Burke wrote:
i like a little bit of chocolate in my white russians =)
That sounds like a euphemism.

That's RangerSpeak for "I'm a flaming queen."

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » September 12, 2003, 12:32 pm

kyoukan wrote:Also check out his performance in Miller's Crossing, another Coen brothers film. The scene he has with Gabriel Byrne in the woods is one of the most intense ever shot on film.

That movie was fucking loaded with classic scenes though.

And if you want to see where it came from, rent The Glass Key.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » September 12, 2003, 4:18 pm

Xouqoa wrote:I've seen the pictures of him outside 'La Petite' in Toronto. They are very disturbing.

Sorry Xou, I hadnt read this post of yours before I PM'd you earlier today so it does merit a response.

Xouqoa wrote:Don't play the fucking definition game with me. The word rape and all of it's forms has a seriously explicit and violent connotation, and accusing someone of cyber-rape, calling them a cyber-rapist, or what the fuck ever you want to call it is not funny. Period. Maybe in the alternate dimension you live in where Ultra Retard Voltron(tm) rules the galaxy it is, but unfortunately for you most of us live here on Earth and have a pretty firm grasp on reality.

I once told you to mod the boards with an even hand. If you think people calling me a pedophile is any less serious than me calling Aranuil a cyber rapist I would like to hear that explanation.

As I explained to you in the PM my ex-father-in-law was a child molester and pedophile. At the time he was found out my daughter was 2 years old and could tell no tales. I wonder to this day whether his disgusting acts were perpetrated on my child. His attacks on his own daughters and grandchildren brought home a crime I had no previous exposure to. With this came an almost blind rage against pedophiles and all crimes against children. Some things should never be joked about.

But /golf clap to all of you who find humor in this type of bullshit.Those that do find this type of thing funny I sincerely hope you aren't parents.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 12, 2003, 4:21 pm

I have an explanation. You're still calling me a rapist. Maybe if you'd STFU, you being a pedophile (note I've never called you that, and think about that for a moment) wouldn't be the running joke.

Btw how are things in PE?

Edit: Grammar > Me

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 12, 2003, 4:24 pm

If you look at the date, you will see that I posted that before you PM'd me today and the new information about your sensitivity to the whole situation came to light.

I hope you don't think I would make a comment like that after I just expressed my sympathies to you in a PM.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » September 12, 2003, 4:34 pm

Aranuil wrote:I have an explanation. You're still calling me a rapist. Maybe if you'd have STFU, you being a pedophile (note I've never called you that, and think about that for a moment) wouldn't be the running joke.

Btw how are things in PE?

Was that a dig?
And are you really so arrogant as to think this shit storm was about you?

Cheers

noel · Post by **noel** » September 12, 2003, 4:40 pm

Was what a dig?

No it's most definitely all about you. Note the use of the word 'maybe'. Probably should have read, 'Maybe, but I doubt it, ...'

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 12, 2003, 5:04 pm

From: Atokal
To: Dregor Thule
Posted: September 12, 2003, 2:24 pm
Subject: Hey man could you please back off
Subject line was a joke much like you.

Dregor you fat fuck, I picture you sitting in front of your computer chowing down on that 5th hamburger of the morning, breath coming in gasps as the fat rolls around your gut constrict your ability to breath. Reaching for a napkin to wipe the spittle and drool off your keyboard and ignoring the grease on your face as you search your favorite websites for pictures of your heroes to put in your avatar.
Your time would be better used shedding the 300 extra pounds you wedge into your reinforced computer chair.
Good god man when was the last time you were able to see your fucking feet. You with your plastic pen pocket, black rimmed goon glasses and disgusting pandering to be included with the cool kids. Something you were never able to do in real life but thank god for the internet as it provides the perfect medium for you. You can smack talk all you like, eat and drink more than what would be required to feed the starving in Africa and almost pull off the illusion of cool, almost. You told a friend of mine that you thought I was an asshole based upon a message board. Since this is the only slice of life you really have to draw comparisons from I have literally left you alone. You crossed the line with your most recent bullshit. So a hearty fuck you, and as my life is full and complete you sir are still only a fat miserable low life retard.

Look for this description of you in the near future

Cheers,

BTW I am an asshole.

ELL
OH
ELL

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 12, 2003, 5:06 pm

Hehe golden.

Post by **Sylvus** » September 12, 2003, 5:09 pm

Atokal, the difference between you calling someone a rapist and everyone else calling you a pedophile is in the context. You were absolutely serious about it and didn't drop it for a long time, and that's (as far as I remember) when the pedophile thing became the running joke. Emphasis on running joke. You were seriously accusing someone of being a "cyber-rapist", everyone else was jokingly accusing you of being a pedophile. Can you see the distinction?

Again, I'd like to point out that nobody finds the thought or actual act of pedophilia to be acceptable or funny. They find the idea of accusing you of being a pedophile funny. Another key distinction. A pedophile is lower-than-low, the scum of the universe. Someone that thieves and murderers have contempt for. That's what's funny, accusing you of being that type of person, not the thought of you harming children.

I think you're a total douchebag, but I honestly and sincerely hope that no harm of that sort or any other would ever befall your children. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy's children, let alone a minor nuisance on a message board.

Atokal wrote:Some things should never be joked about.

I disagree with that 100%. Everything should be joked about, that's how I was raised and it's not likely to change anytime soon. Laughter helps you through the bad times as well as the good.

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 12, 2003, 5:11 pm

So much h8.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 12, 2003, 5:13 pm

Wow. Just wow. Such a pillar of integrity.

For the record asshole, I don't believe a word of your bullshit story, and I don't believe your other bullshit story about finding that abused child either.

You only have integrity when it serves your purpose. You're not even a fucking human PMing that shit to someone.

Kindo · Post by **Kindo** » September 12, 2003, 5:19 pm

As someone who has met you irl and really thinks very highly of you Toker, that PM comes as a shock. I have defended you in the past, thinking your antics here on VV were simply antics. But that disappointed me.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 12, 2003, 5:23 pm

I'd just like to add that Dregor Kicks fucking ass IRL.

http://www.veeshanvault.org/gallery/alb ... 010057.mov

Great dancer too!

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 12, 2003, 5:26 pm

can hardly see shit

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 12, 2003, 5:50 pm

having met him at ff, dregor could grow a third arm out of his asshole and still be cool

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 12, 2003, 5:55 pm

Dregor's cool. I accidentally called him drolgin at FF (which should piss off anyone!) and he didn't get mad.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 12, 2003, 5:58 pm

Sunserae wrote:having met him at ff, dregor could grow a third arm out of his asshole and still be cool

i wouldnt mind a third arm next to my crotch!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 12, 2003, 6:00 pm

Last I heard, Xou was the admin and not the mod. /shrug

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 12, 2003, 6:04 pm

I called Dregor another name and he almost tore my head off ><

But yes, he was teh fun to hang out with!

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » September 12, 2003, 6:14 pm

Wow. I didn't think Captain Stupid could bring his idiocy to a new level, but I was mistaken. I guess that giant rift inside his head really is bereft of any kind of gray matter.

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » September 12, 2003, 6:20 pm

Dregor is a crispy-haired jive turkey who has pork rind reserves stashed away in his rolls of jelly. On his free time he spins Star Wars soundtracks to the hip hop beat of Kool and the Gang while sipping Bacaradi Breezers at 18 and under shows.

See Toker? No need to PM shit when you can post it publicly. Not unless you have no originality and your humor's as dry as Lynxe's cobweb infested box.