[Contest] - Haiku [Done!]

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » May 1, 2003, 8:49 am

Geek they may say to
the Star Trek fan inside you,
Just say 'Bleeble-Weep'.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » May 1, 2003, 9:22 am

chipmunks seduce, flames
destroy, onions wither, hogs
screaming, limply sting

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » May 1, 2003, 10:25 am

Aranuil wrote:
Ravvenn wrote:Pills says fake bewbs are the win
real ones he loves not
still the beaver he cannot get in
We have a winner!

No we don't!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » May 1, 2003, 10:48 am

Talk like Yoda
Then pass it off as Haiku
A fool this can do

Zergs Dangermouse · Post by **Zergs Dangermouse** » May 1, 2003, 11:08 am

Mangina scary thought

send email with pic thats hawt

then out comes the cock

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » May 1, 2003, 11:11 am

People are broken
Lesbians against Bush, Grats!
You fail at life.

Ravvenn · Post by **Ravvenn** » May 1, 2003, 11:41 am

I can't count when drunk
vodka is so mean to me
pills is still poopy

ps:made edit on other one

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » May 1, 2003, 11:52 am

Shut the fuck up, Noob!
Lick my nutsack, you cave newt!
Welcome to Flame Vault.

Post by **pyrella** » May 1, 2003, 1:01 pm

These Haiku's be paid
Can't use the points to get laid
Please drink Gatorade

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 1:05 pm

To all the retards:
If you believe everything
You read, best not read

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » May 1, 2003, 1:13 pm

Didn't look both ways
Almost hit pedestrian
Noel should not drive van

(<3 the FF memories)

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » May 1, 2003, 1:14 pm

Haiku so simple
Blaming the vodka is dumb
Make you look stupid

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 1:17 pm

It's better to find
A whole worm in your apple
Over half a worm

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » May 1, 2003, 1:21 pm

Reading the haiku
Like talking to Asian mom
Broken Engrish fun!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » May 1, 2003, 1:33 pm

Umm you bunch of autohaiku generator using losers!!

Oh btw traditional a haiku must include a reference indicating a season of the year. (Apple blossoms for spring, snow for winter, or state the season etc) So 99% of you need to go back to step one.

5
7
5

Sorry lame losers
You have no flow time to go
Winter snow choke you

Post by **Xouqoa** » May 1, 2003, 2:03 pm

kylere thinks he smart
flaunts his haiku writing skills
fresh cut grass smells good

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 1, 2003, 2:04 pm

Ravvenn wrote:Pills says fake bewbs are the win
real ones he loves not
still the beaver he cannot get in

Best one since Brit's Mangina haiku. To bad it's disqualified for structure : (

Pils can woo women
Tells them that he is teh shit
Yet shit on he gets

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 1, 2003, 2:05 pm

Strange things at VV
points to be had for haiku
Pyrella owns you

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » May 1, 2003, 2:14 pm

Dancin Banana
It looks like a vibrator
Makes the girlies spring

Post by **pyrella** » May 1, 2003, 2:47 pm

Furry winter box
wet and slick springtime beaver
don't Fall down the hole

I used the seasons
don't accuse me of treason
it's a cruel summer

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » May 1, 2003, 2:49 pm

Kylere wrote:Umm you bunch of autohaiku generator using losers!!

Oh btw traditional a haiku must include a reference indicating a season of the year. (Apple blossoms for spring, snow for winter, or state the season etc) So 99% of you need to go back to step one.

5
7
5

Haiku was traditionally five lines... syllable counts 5, 7, 5, 7, 7

and 'usually' started with a reference to seasons, but did not require it.

Winter winds whisper
'The earth shall soon be renewed'
Silence reigns for now.

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » May 1, 2003, 2:50 pm

Masekle pwns you
says he will come to fan faire
bend you over stump

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » May 1, 2003, 2:54 pm

Instead of work done
My day is wasted reading
Threads on VeeshanVault

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » May 1, 2003, 2:57 pm

Soreali wrote:Legs is really hot
She has really nice legs and,
is canadian

so true..

Dreat is a gimp monk
That lucky son of a bitch
So much hate for Dreat

The rogue is smitten
but I prefer sexay monks
Sucks to be you, rogue

(sorry Sore, couldn't think of anything else)

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 2:58 pm

Aran'ul likes pies
Fesuni craves the manmeat
Well...to each their own

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 3:08 pm

Ravvenn so hateful
Shes ike a cold winter breeze
I dub her ice queen

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » May 1, 2003, 3:39 pm

Haj, lort, edderkop
Fun to learn new Danish words
Drolgin is a Swede

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 3:42 pm

You motherfuckers
eat shit, shit out shit, eat that
Jay and Silent Bob

Kargyle · Post by **Kargyle** » May 1, 2003, 3:49 pm

Many haikus are bad
This one is no different
My poetry sucks

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 1, 2003, 3:50 pm

Shaerra makes me laugh
Pushing your buttons always
It makes me horny

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » May 1, 2003, 3:54 pm

Winnow O Winnow
What the hell is wrong with you
You are turning soft.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » May 1, 2003, 3:59 pm

Winnow is much

Gentle petite flower his
Personality

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 1, 2003, 4:00 pm

Laliana Hon
Your name took almost full line
You rock also Wench!

Rojer · Post by **Rojer** » May 1, 2003, 4:03 pm

POEB Dev!
Run Away, You'll Be ok!
I'm comming 4 u!

the rathe are teh suck
12 fags spawn in 7 mins
wtf this shit

I want in teh Time
SOE make da cockblock
much h8 for them fags

everquest too big
too many spelling errors
fix them pls k thx

sometiems I hate this
wtf were they thinking
they smoke too much crack

FF Chicago
baseball is not very fun
but beer will be drank

this is all I have
I will probably think more
but for now thats it

Post by **Xouqoa** » May 1, 2003, 4:05 pm

grey sky, rain falls - yuck
all day long it keeps raining
should go back to bed

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 4:23 pm

My new little tree,
Why are you losing your leaves?
You better not die.

I got mud on shoes
when I plant you in the ground
you pain in the ass

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » May 1, 2003, 4:25 pm

The Rathe encounter
Much tears and whines to ensue
I giggle inside

cid · Post by **cid** » May 1, 2003, 4:30 pm

TK Pyrella
TK Aranuil ha
Looking for new squad

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 4:36 pm

In Danish I will
continue to weave my
poetic flowers

Ingen her fatter
en brik af hvad jeg skriver
ha! owned på Dansk

Min fiskekutter
fanger edderkopperne,
har lort i trussen.

Æbleblomsten er
måske et tegn på sommer
Korte kjoler, tak!

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » May 1, 2003, 4:37 pm

so mesmerizing
she beckons me, open legs
Cid's avatar owns

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 4:43 pm

No more VV points.
I spent them on gifts for friends.
Must cyber for more.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 4:43 pm

I miss teh Winnow,
Planetside is like Tribes 3
Except you must pay.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » May 1, 2003, 4:46 pm

VV points are low
A smile and a kiss fail
Pyrella says no

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 1, 2003, 4:52 pm

I would give a gift
fear I will use all my points
get glow right on name

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 1, 2003, 4:53 pm

Arsecn wrote:so mesmerizing
she beckons me, open legs
Cid's avatar owns

Pahrey's avatar,
You making kitty scared,
pwn's all y'all

noel · Post by **noel** » May 1, 2003, 4:55 pm

Delicate rosebud
Your glamour alive in spring
Still no poon for Pils

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 4:56 pm

There's no dark purple
As a color option there
I am very sad

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 5:04 pm

Kylere wrote:Oh btw traditional a haiku must include a reference indicating a season of the year. (Apple blossoms for spring, snow for winter, or state the season etc) So 99% of you need to go back to step one.

Xouqoa wrote:kylere thinks he smart
flaunts his haiku writing skills
fresh cut grass smells good

hahahahaha
this made me laugh irl
pretty witty guys

noel · Post by **noel** » May 1, 2003, 5:05 pm

Raindrops softly fall
Nourishing blessed flora
Spangaloid still dumb

cid · Post by **cid** » May 1, 2003, 5:07 pm

Ransure trains the zone
he shouts 'LIVE SIDE TO DEAD SIDE!"
paying for a rez

yes edits I suk ass!!

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