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It won't actually do it until later tonight.

99% of the time they happen at like 11:30 or something when Yahoo updates all it's shit.

Here was the AFC draft:

My WRs suck pretty hard. I like Anquan but he is lucky to play 8 games a year.

Round 1
1. LaDainian Tomlinson Mustachio Fe...
2. Adrian Peterson Aluminum Cur...
3. Steven Jackson LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Brian Westbrook Dorfs Rock
5. Joseph Addai Habenula
6. Randy Moss Arizona Dry ...
7. Marion Barber Moose Knuckles
8. Frank Gore Pirates
9. Tom Brady shop s-mart
10. Clinton Portis Spies Like Us
Round 2
1. Marshawn Lynch Spies Like Us
2. Larry Johnson shop s-mart
3. Ryan Grant Pirates
4. Terrell Owens Moose Knuckles
5. Reggie Wayne Arizona Dry ...
6. Andre Johnson Habenula
7. Maurice Jones-Drew Dorfs Rock
8. Peyton Manning LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Braylon Edwards Aluminum Cur...
10. Torry Holt Mustachio Fe...
Round 3
1. Laurence Maroney Mustachio Fe...
2. Brandon Jacobs Aluminum Cur...
3. Willis McGahee LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Tony Romo Dorfs Rock
5. Steve Smith Habenula
6. Larry Fitzgerald Arizona Dry ...
7. Jamal Lewis Moose Knuckles
8. T.J. Houshmandzadeh Pirates
9. Marques Colston shop s-mart
10. Brandon Marshall Spies Like Us
Round 4
1. Chad Johnson Spies Like Us
2. Michael Turner shop s-mart
3. Plaxico Burress Pirates
4. Wes Welker Moose Knuckles
5. Willie Parker Arizona Dry ...
6. Darren McFadden Habenula
7. Anquan Boldin Dorfs Rock
8. Antonio Gates LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Drew Brees Aluminum Cur...
10. Santonio Holmes Mustachio Fe...
Round 5
1. Jason Witten Mustachio Fe...
2. Roy Williams Aluminum Cur...
3. Greg Jennings LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Kellen Winslow Dorfs Rock
5. Carson Palmer Habenula
6. Reggie Bush Arizona Dry ...
7. Derek Anderson Moose Knuckles
8. Ben Roethlisberger Pirates
9. Marvin Harrison shop s-mart
10. Calvin Johnson Spies Like Us
Round 6
1. Tony Gonzalez Spies Like Us
2. Roddy White shop s-mart
3. Dwayne Bowe Pirates
4. Lee Evans Moose Knuckles
5. Donovan McNabb Arizona Dry ...
6. Hines Ward Habenula
7. Chris Chambers Dorfs Rock
8. Laveranues Coles LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Dallas Clark Aluminum Cur...
10. Marc Bulger Mustachio Fe...
Round 7
1. Jerricho Cotchery Mustachio Fe...
2. Kevin Curtis Aluminum Cur...
3. Donald Driver LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Joey Galloway Dorfs Rock
5. Chris Cooley Habenula
6. Jeremy Shockey Arizona Dry ...
7. Vernon Davis Moose Knuckles
8. Minnesota Pirates
9. San Diego shop s-mart
10. Matt Hasselbeck Spies Like Us
Round 8
1. New England Spies Like Us
2. Todd Heap shop s-mart
3. Heath Miller Pirates
4. Chicago Moose Knuckles
5. New York Arizona Dry ...
6. Pittsburgh Habenula
7. Dallas Dorfs Rock
8. Jacksonville LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Green Bay Aluminum Cur...
10. Nick Folk Mustachio Fe...
Round 9
1. Baltimore Mustachio Fe...
2. Shayne Graham Aluminum Cur...
3. Adam Vinatieri LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Nate Kaeding Dorfs Rock
5. Stephen Gostkowski Habenula
6. Josh Scobee Arizona Dry ...
7. Rob Bironas Moose Knuckles
8. Phil Dawson Pirates
9. Neil Rackers shop s-mart
10. David Akers Spies Like Us
Round 10
1. Earnest Graham Spies Like Us
2. Ronnie Brown shop s-mart
3. Jonathan Stewart Pirates
4. Thomas Jones Moose Knuckles
5. Edgerrin James Arizona Dry ...
6. LenDale White Habenula
7. Matt Forte Dorfs Rock
8. Kevin Smith LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Fred Taylor Aluminum Cur...
10. Rashard Mendenhall Mustachio Fe...
Round 11
1. David Garrard Mustachio Fe...
2. Jay Cutler Aluminum Cur...
3. Santana Moss LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Javon Walker Dorfs Rock
5. Bernard Berrian Habenula
6. Anthony Gonzalez Arizona Dry ...
7. Jake Delhomme Moose Knuckles
8. Matt Schaub Pirates
9. Eli Manning shop s-mart
10. Reggie Brown Spies Like Us
Round 12
1. Owen Daniels Spies Like Us
2. Patrick Crayton shop s-mart
3. D.J. Hackett Pirates
4. Nate Burleson Moose Knuckles
5. Benjamin Watson Arizona Dry ...
6. Brett Favre Habenula
7. Jerry Porter Dorfs Rock
8. Philip Rivers LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Bryant Johnson Aluminum Cur...
10. Derrick Mason Mustachio Fe...
Round 13
1. Tony Scheffler Mustachio Fe...
2. Isaac Bruce Aluminum Cur...
3. Reggie Williams LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Alge Crumpler Dorfs Rock
5. Donte' Stallworth Habenula
6. Aaron Rodgers Arizona Dry ...
7. Donald Lee Moose Knuckles
8. Vincent Jackson Pirates
9. Drew Bennett shop s-mart
10. Vince Young Spies Like Us
Round 14
1. Ted Ginn Jr. Spies Like Us
2. Greg Olsen shop s-mart
3. L.J. Smith Pirates
4. Darrell Jackson Moose Knuckles
5. Sidney Rice Arizona Dry ...
6. Tennessee Habenula
7. Jon Kitna Dorfs Rock
8. Seattle LUNAR AUTHORITY
9. Zach Miller Aluminum Cur...
10. Devin Hester Mustachio Fe...
Round 15
1. Indianapolis Mustachio Fe...
2. Mason Crosby Aluminum Cur...
3. Jeff Reed LUNAR AUTHORITY
4. Arizona Dorfs Rock
5. Josh Brown Habenula
6. Ryan Longwell Arizona Dry ...
7. Houston Moose Knuckles
8. Robbie Gould Pirates
9. Tampa Bay shop s-mart
10. Kris Brown Spies Like Us

I didn't even alter pre draft rankings, heh. We'll see what happens

I got my ass handed to me in all 4 leagues I am in. Two are cash leagues and then there is VV and another crap league that has 6 teams. It seems that all my players suddenly decided to play like shit if they played at all. I shouldn't say that it is their fault entirely though as the teams around them, namely Cleveland, Washington, and Giants to name a few didn't play as well as I would have hoped.

I have to calm myself with the thought that this is only the first week and things can only get better.

WEEK ONE COMPARISON UPDATE:

LaDainian Tomlinson: 97 yrds rushing, 15 yrds receiving, ZERO TDs, jammed left toe on final play

Adrian Peterson: 103 yrds rushing, 10 yrds receiving, 1 TD, did not jam toe on final play

Advantage: Adrian Peterson

My last minute AFL entry team ended up being pretty good. I approve.

Okay, I am at a loss as to what I need to do in the NFC league. Two of my three RB's are flagged as "cannot cut." One has a bye this week (Joseph Addai), and the other is injured (Willie Parker). How do I fill my second RB Slot? Do I just let the game go through with only one and hope that the other players can make up the points lost from an empty position?

Cut a player that is not on the "cannot cut" list.

If I was you, I'd cut Anthony Gonzalez or Anthony Fasano. They're on their bye weeks. You don't need them. Plus, they're not very valuable. Pick them back up after Sunday.

I picked the wrong week to bench Favre.

lol, I saw his stats and wondered about who had him in both leagues

61.23 points that I didn't get.

whoa! that sucks

I wasn't the only one, though! 52% of all Favre owners had him on the bench!

I started him in my cash league (the only league I really give full attention to)

With the love Winnow has for Favre, it must have been a great game to watch.

This is a first for me. I'm in four leagues and all four suck ass this year. Normally I'd have at least one team I can work with but this time I am fuckered.

FLORHAM PARK, N.J. (AP) -- New York Jets safety Eric Smith was suspended for one game by the NFL on Monday for his helmet-to-helmet hit on Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Anquan Boldin.

Smith was also fined $50,000 by the league for what it called a flagrant violation of player safety rules. In a statement, the NFL said Boldin was in a defenseless position at the time contact was made.

Looks like Boldin will be OK.

Whoever owns 'Unban Cart' (Winnow? not sure..)....fix your team (stop playing people on Bye weeks)....takes 30 seconds slacker. =p

Maybe they were banned from the league!

Here's an update on the AP vs LT2 debate through the first half the season:



That's before today's games.

I might actually win a game this week!

Adrian Peterson today:

192 yards rushing (1,015 for the year)
33 yards receiving
1 TD

LT2:

I forgot to change at least one of my teams this week which left me with around 3-5 people with a bye or injured...

if you are unban cart then you can still beat me.

This shit is getting old. I have the third highest total in the league, yet every week someone has a great week against me. This week the team has 3 players not playing, then his running backs go off for almost 70 points.

Sitting at 2-7 sucks when you are scoring a lot of points every week, losing 1 game by .5 points, one week scoring 20+ points more then everyone...except the team I am playing. sigh.

sorry just kind of frustrated.

Whoever owns Unban Cart would be like 6-3...perhaps 7-2 before this week if they took 30 seconds a week to update their roster.

Tyek you'll win, but only because Unban Cart had 2 players on Bye and was still playing Derek Anderson after he was benched a week before the game last Thursday (While Drew Brees, who is the best FF QB this season is on the bench).

Advice please.

Do I play
Braylon Edwards against the Bills on Monday Night

Or

Muhsin Muhammad against the Lions on Sunday

I just can't shake the feeling that Edwards is due to break out especially on Monday Night but he has been such a let down all year. Also with Brady Quinn loving to throw to Winslow instead of a reciever that makes it even worse for Edwards. Yet he is projected to score fairly well.

The problem with Muhammad is that Steve Smith is on the other side. Also, against Detroit everyone knows that you have greater success against their run defense. However two of their best backs are injured this week.

I just can't decide.

Bubba Grizz wrote:Advice please.

Do I play
Braylon Edwards against the Bills on Monday Night

Or

Muhsin Muhammad against the Lions on Sunday

I just can't shake the feeling that Edwards is due to break out especially on Monday Night but he has been such a let down all year. Also with Brady Quinn loving to throw to Winslow instead of a reciever that makes it even worse for Edwards. Yet he is projected to score fairly well.

The problem with Muhammad is that Steve Smith is on the other side. Also, against Detroit everyone knows that you have greater success against their run defense. However two of their best backs are injured this week.

I just can't decide.

Man, that's a tough one. Edwards is really hard to bet on for anything right now, even sucking, since he's due up for a big game. But can the Browns recover from last weeks "quitting" stuff? I also feel like the Lions are bound to win a game one of these weeks, probably against a team they have no right beating.

Normally I would choose based on this: Which receiver has the higher average fantasy points a week, which receiver is playing against the team who gives up more passing yards per week, and which receiver has the biggest upside this week. Based on those three things, I make a call. I didn't look at any of the numbers, but I would probably go with Edwards.

Bubba Grizz wrote:Advice please.

Do I play
Braylon Edwards against the Bills on Monday Night

Or

Muhsin Muhammad against the Lions on Sunday

I just can't shake the feeling that Edwards is due to break out especially on Monday Night but he has been such a let down all year. Also with Brady Quinn loving to throw to Winslow instead of a reciever that makes it even worse for Edwards. Yet he is projected to score fairly well.

The problem with Muhammad is that Steve Smith is on the other side. Also, against Detroit everyone knows that you have greater success against their run defense. However two of their best backs are injured this week.

I just can't decide.

Ironically I have the exact same decision to make.

I'm going with Muhammad myself. (of course it doesn't matter since I'm playing Unban Cart who never updates his roster). Though even if he did...I wouldn't play Edwards....he's burned me too many times this season with 1-2 point games. Yeah, eventually he'll have another big game, but the 4-5 games you try and play him in the meantime will be a big waste.

Taison Earbiter wrote: I'm going with Muhammad myself. (of course it doesn't matter since I'm playing Unban Cart who never updates his roster). Though even if he did...I wouldn't play Edwards...

Looks like the owner of Unban Cart updated their roster in honor or playing the Earbiters!

Winnow wrote:

Taison Earbiter wrote: I'm going with Muhammad myself. (of course it doesn't matter since I'm playing Unban Cart who never updates his roster). Though even if he did...I wouldn't play Edwards...

Looks like the owner of Unban Cart updated their roster in honor or playing the Earbiters!

Thank you good sir. Now my soon-to-be 10-1 record will be so much more satisfying!

Ok I really deserve a loss today.

Stupid overthinking. Ryan Grant has been pretty crappy for me all week. He is playing Chicago who destroyed Chris Johnson on me last week. So in classic overthinking mode I add The Law Firm BenJarvis Green-Ellis since he seemed to be doing well and move Grant to the bench.

Result - Grant has his best game of the year. Almost 18 points in the first half already.

Green-Ellis - .09 points total


LOL I really do suck.

Yeah benching Edwards bite me hard and cost me a win. Not because he did so well and muhammad didn't do so well but because my other reciever I had in was Lee Evans. All I needed was 30 yards from the guy. Not much to ask from an elite reciever. Dear lord not a single catch since the first throw in the game, to him even, was picked off.

With 2 weeks left before the playoffs here are the standings for the NFC.

• *1. Taison's Earbiters 11-1-0 .917 1642.73 W-9 6 17
  2. Noobtastics 7-5-0 .583 1554.84 W-1 2 19
  3. Beartank 7-5-0 .583 1447.25 W-1 3 15
  4. Paddlers 7-5-0 .583 1419.09 L-1 5 14
  5. Animale's Terrors 6-6-0 .500 1396.15 L-1 8 9
  6. Sleazy Cheese 6-6-0 .500 1334.07 W-1 1 6
  7. Mak's Maulers 6-6-0 .500 1319.40 L-1 9 10
  8. Cleveland Steamers 4-8-0 .333 1467.76 W-1 10 17
  9. Flying Wombats 3-9-0 .250 1299.35 L-1 7 31
  10. Unban Cart 3-9-0 .250 1220.07 L-6 4 9

I feel like the Raiders.

Bubba Grizz wrote:With 2 weeks left before the playoffs here are the standings for the NFC.

• *1. Taison's Earbiters 11-1-0 .917 1642.73 W-9 6 17

/flex

Well, at least my Moose Knuckles have an outside chance at the playoffs in the AFC

Stupid cable modem went out last night and I could not switch back to Johnson at running back. sigh

I guess anyone with Plaxico Burress on their roster may as well drop him.

LOL Taison's RB's get 8 touchdowns and mine gets hurt with 39 yards.

Last week another running back of mine got hurt with 37 yards. My Cleveland Steamers really do suck.

hah...Yeah I kind of felt bad for you on Thursday when I was watching the Titans/Lions game and thought "I wonder who has Johnson..." and I see he's on your bench...thought "ouch..".

That's the story of my season though...either whoever I'm playing has one of their worst games or they play well and I have some player put up ridiculous stats.

First round of the NFC Playoffs look like this.

Quarterfinal - (1) Taison's Earbiters vs. (Bye)

Quarterfinal - (4) Sleazy Cheese vs. (5) Beartank

Quarterfinal - (3) Paddlers vs. (6) Animale's Terrors

Quarterfinal - (2) Noobtastics vs. (Bye)

Yay, I got a bye in the first round!

At least one of my teams made the playoffs. It is hard to finish 5-9 when you have the 3rd highest total points and the 4th highest is 107 points behind you.

So my AFC team which didn't score as many points will have to try and keep me going.

I dropped most of my productive players for any teams that need them.

I didn't think the league would let you, I am surprised. Some people take these leagues really seriously (I don't think anyone in our groups see them as anything but fun) so I figured that would be locked.

Yeah, I thought about doing that in the other league...but I really didn't have any performers on my team

DOH, forgot there was a game tonight. Was going to move Pierre into Barber's spot and forgot. He ends up with 30 points. I sure hope Marian plays now.

Spang wrote:I dropped most of my productive players for any teams that need them.

heh...I don't take this seriously or anything, but that isn't very cool. It kind of defeats the purpose of the system.

Do that in a cash league and you'll be minus a couple kneecaps.

If it was a cash league, I wouldn't have done it. I did the same thing last year, but I was deep in the playoffs and I don't think anyone noticed.