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Law of odds--

Guilty for both!

Lynnsie - not guilty

but I have a suspicion about Shanter - Guilty (yeah, I know no defense has been posted yet, but like I said, I have a suspicion)

edit: typo

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Law of odds--

Guilty for both!

Careful with that law of odds stuff. Phantom of the courtroom doesn't like that...

Lynnsie - Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on .. ah forget it. Guilty!

Wow I'm actually flattered I get to participate in this game finally.

Well let's see, the previous 2 games I played in I was a citizen...never killed nor brought to trial. The only thing I have gotten to do is vote, which looses its thrill very quickly.

Let's take the HP game as another example...everyone has gotten PMs and forming alliances to become one of the final few...everyone except me. I vote + who votes for me and - who votes against me (or if I see the majority voting against someone I jump the wagon).

The game has really dropped after the first two IMO, I just got home from moving furniture all day on a bad ankle and already I have two guilty votes against me. Nobody pays any attention to the defense's of the innocent, which is probably why another citizen will die on trial.

RIP Shanter the Citizen

voting not guilty for Lynnsie... don't believe she'd be mafia 3x in a row.

voting guilty on shanter... i don't know jack about him !

Shanter Voting Status

Voting for both will end sometime between 5:30pm and 6:30pm PST.

Lyn = not guilty
Shant = guilty

Shant - not guilty

Guilty on both.

I hope my post isn't too late. I was stuck in an instance in WoW.

Not guilty for shanter.

Guilty for Lyn.

Lyn Not guilty

Shanter guilty

End of Voting

"Lynnsie! You have been found not guilty by the jury. You are free to go."

"Shanter, Due to budgetary constraints for today, your execution will not be long and drawn out and there will be no irony whatsoever."

Judge Lohrno stands up from the podium, whips out a colt .45 from beneath his robes, and shoots Shanter in the head with the gun tilted sideways gangsta style.

"And send in Larry to clean this up..."

RIP Shanter ... The Mafia

Night 3

The sky comes a little clearer tonight, the stars are all out. Unfortunately so are 2 mafia teams.

Mafia, who's blood will spill?

I would like to say thank you to all those who pulled through and voted me not guilty, you made the right choice..I am but a citizen /cheer

Nilaman and Midnyte are my guesses for tomorrow for who we should hang. . .I thought nI would get that out before I was silenced!

Holy christ, you have some serious issues man.

Avestan wrote:Nilaman and Midnyte are my guesses for tomorrow for who we should hang. . .I thought nI would get that out before I was silenced!

*shakes magic 8 ball a couple times.*

Hmm..."Not Likely" "No way" "Nope"

Hmmm none of that seems likely.

Updating within the next hour or two...need a larger section of time for this.

. . .

Ashur was leaning back in the entrace to the alley by a tall building. He was talking quietly to the dark figure in a long robe.

"And remember to say 'NO EXPROIT!' That's classic dude!"

"Okay boss!" the figure who looked rather like Gurugurumaki said as he walked into the freight door entrance to the tall building.

Ashur started to walk as non-chalantly as possible to the entrance to the alley, putting his hands in his coat pockets. Concrete exploded from to the right of his head and he jumped with a start!

"Tsk tsk...Real mafia do their own dirty work Ashur. It's the only way to get things done right. Too bad you won't live to appreciate the lesson." Thess said, pointing a baretta with a silencer at him.

"Wait a sec, you're alone, I'm alone, we can work together..." Ashur said, fumbling in his pocket for his Colt .45.

Thess started to aim the Baretta at Ashur's right knee cap when her left shoulder exploded in pain and she heard a loud gunshot. No need for silence now. She ducked behind the near dumpster, and pulled the Uzi from her coat.

Ashur followed her, and got 3 shots in as his body was riddled with Uzi bullets. There was really no doubt that Ashur was dead. Three dark spots appeared in Thess' chest. Both lung shots and one right through the upper esophagus. She gasped in pain and for lack of air. Blood flowed up through her mouth and she collapsed in a heap behind the dumpster.

RIP Thess the Mafia
RIP Ashur the Mafia

Now THATS an ending

oh my god.

Nilaman was dispatched to the scene. He took one look at the crumpled bodies, and started to giggle quietly.

"Well that makes my job a hell of a lot easier... No more trials, no more paperwork, and I can go to Fiji!"

"Thank you!!" Nilaman said happily to the two mafia corpses. He skipped off to his car . "Johnson, you've got this right?" Nilaman shouted at Johnson, the coroner.

"Yeah I don't think we need an autopsy here..."

"Well, I'm going home to play some WoW. Have fun boys!"

"Asshole." Johnson muttered under his breath as he made the necessary preparations to transport the corpses.

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Which means...Victory to the Detective/Citizens!

That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Both remaining mafia members killing each other in a blaze of irony, rather than glory.

awesome!

One sec, divvying up VVs...

Done! Good game everyone!

I'll wait a while before starting a new game...I'm guessing this particular horse has been flogged sufficiently for now.

Quickest game ever!!!

Sorry for throwing some of the wrong people on trial, I was expecting to be thrown a curve ball.

Fash - for GMing the last round.
Lyn - "couldn't possibly be mafia again right?"
Aevian - That wasn't me.

Booooo! We won too fast!

PS: If I ever meet Thess I'm never going to play her in poker for money, sheesh! Chidoro, Ashur and like 5 Mafia last game...

wuwu told you I was citizen this time!!!!

Thats pretty funny.

... Nilaman was next on the Ashur hit list.

Well played.

lol

Wow. Great ending.

Ashur wrote:... Nilaman was next on the Ashur hit list.

Well played.

Really, why is that?

Everyone wants to kill me. I AM THE MAFIA!

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Booooo! We won too fast!

Rivera Bladestrike falls over dead at work.

Rivera Bladestrike was walking to lunch from work. He was passing the tall building where the horrific events of last night occurred. A chill went down his spine as he thought about what he heard on the news last night. Suddenly, a fireball from above stuck him.

"ARGH What the hell??" he said.

"NO EXPROIT!!" shouted a voice from above. Fireballs pelted Rivera one after the other untill he was burnt to a crisp.

RIP Citizen Rivera Bladestrike

I'll bring you back to life in a couple days.

wow, I was wrong as shit heh.

Wronger then shit!!!

You were like spicy green shit.

Gay!