Mafia 3. Endgame.

Mak · Post by **Mak** » March 1, 2005, 7:02 pm

Nobody- Methinks he doth protest too much- Guilty!

Drinsic- The old, "I was studying!" defense?? Ha!- Guilty!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 1, 2005, 7:06 pm

Nobody - not guilty

Drinsic - not guilty

Aevian Dreaklear · Post by **Aevian Dreaklear** » March 1, 2005, 7:10 pm

not guilty for both

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 1, 2005, 7:33 pm

Come on, get on with Trial, I'm ready for more killin! =D

Nick · Post by **Nick** » March 1, 2005, 7:34 pm

Nobody = guilty

Drinsic = not guilty

Animale · Post by **Animale** » March 1, 2005, 7:38 pm

Just wondering... can someone participate in the game even if they are dead (i.e. communications from beyond the grave, not voting of course) or are they D-E-D dead?

Animale

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 1, 2005, 7:41 pm

Not really. You can't post suspicions, and/or encourage people to vote a certain way. You can mock people though. =D

Animale · Post by **Animale** » March 1, 2005, 7:43 pm

Okies!

Lornho smells!

Animale... (I saw who did it! Too bad dead men tell no tales)

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 1, 2005, 7:45 pm

No no you've got it all wrong, I was killing off Lynks! I can't have been your killer!

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 1, 2005, 7:46 pm

double homocide!

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 1, 2005, 7:47 pm

Allright you got me. Actually I killed all 3. It was pretty cool!

Linaminu · Post by **Linaminu** » March 1, 2005, 8:00 pm

Both Guilty
neither came up with a good excuse!

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 1, 2005, 8:09 pm

nobody - Guilty
Drinsic - Not Guilty

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 1, 2005, 8:12 pm

ten!? you backstabbing brad pitt loving whore slut bastard!!!! ><

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » March 1, 2005, 8:14 pm

Nobody: Not Guilty
Drinsic: Not Guilty

Innocent until proven guilty.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 1, 2005, 8:17 pm

nobody wrote:ten!? you backstabbing brad pitt loving whore slut bastard!!!! ><

call it like I see it bud

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » March 1, 2005, 8:23 pm

Nobody - Not Guilty
Drinsic - Guilty

Have to kill someone off, but I don't think Nobody is a killer this time around.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 1, 2005, 8:44 pm

****!
Lynks death writeup done.. wrote it, fell alseep before hitting the submit button.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 1, 2005, 8:53 pm

xZiBiT wrote:drinsic-guilty

Reason: Benefit of the doubt

Out of curiosity/confusion... with a reason such as "benefit of the doubt" wouldn't that suggest you would think I'm not guilty? Unless you're giving the benefit of the doubt to the unknown detective, I don't see how that's sensible.

Mak wrote:Drinsic- The old, "I was studying!" defense?? Ha!- Guilty!

If you read my defense, you would know I wasn't studying!

Shanter · Post by **Shanter** » March 1, 2005, 9:08 pm

Nobody - not guilty
Drinsic - not guilty

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 1, 2005, 9:31 pm

As far as nobody goes I think there wasn't a more obvious not guilty than this one. I would urge some of you to change your votes....

xZiBiT · Post by **xZiBiT** » March 1, 2005, 9:57 pm

Drinsic Darkwood wrote:
xZiBiT wrote:drinsic-guilty

Reason: Benefit of the doubt
Out of curiosity/confusion... with a reason such as "benefit of the doubt" wouldn't that suggest you would think I'm not guilty? Unless you're giving the benefit of the doubt to the unknown detective, I don't see how that's sensible.

oops, i thought I editted and changed you to not guilty (because you posted your defense after I had already condemned you to being guilty)

Anyways, can someone please change my drinsic vote to not guilty

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 1, 2005, 10:05 pm

nobody wrote:ten!? you backstabbing brad pitt loving whore slut bastard!!!! ><

One more outburst from you and I'll have you in contempt!

Oh wait, I'm not the judge...damn...I'd burn everyone at the stake and get it over with.

Anyways - Drinsic: Guilty - just playing the odds.

Nobody: Guilty. I'm willing to wave benefit of doubt here, just to see a creative execution

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 1, 2005, 11:08 pm

Tenuvil, I'm gonna kill you off tonight! Hope your life insurance policy is up to date! =D

Fash · Post by **Fash** » March 1, 2005, 11:10 pm

The Judgement of Nobody

During the deliberations, none of the jurors were caving in and time was running out. The judge received an urgent message from the detective about a surprise star witness, a filmmaker of some regard, who had been filming a movie about the suspect.

Michael Moore barged through the heavy doors at the back of the courtroom and wheezed his way up to the jury box, “If you watch my movie, you’ll see clear proof that Nobody killed everyone. Not only did he kill them, but then he poked and prodded at them with dildos, and ate cake while doing so!”

The jury didn’t even need to see the tape, and the guilty verdict was handed to the judge.

The judge sighed as he struck the gavel, “Nobody, you have been found guilty… and your death shall be carried out by drowning. Do you have any last words?”

Nobody screamed, “Bitches and Hoes!!!!!!” and was tackled by several large bailiffs. As he was on the way in, so he was on the way out.. kicking and screaming, fighting to his end.

RIP Citizen Nobody

Fash · Post by **Fash** » March 1, 2005, 11:12 pm

Judgement of Drinsic Darkwood

Court is called to session on Drinsic Darkwood and the Judge reads the guilty verdict for the record. “You are hereby sentenced to a watery death at the bottom of the sea,” the judge says with a sly grin. While still quietly cooperating with authorities, the fear and resolution was visible on his face.

As he was walked into a back room he saw a bailiff mixing cement. He was put in a deep sea diving suit and forced to sit in a chair, with his feet in a bucket, while the cement was poured in. An extra drying agent was added to speed up the process, as they fitted him with a helmet. It must have been humiliating, as he was paraded back through the courtroom towards the exit on a wheeled cart.

It did seem a bit odd to Drinsic to be getting all dressed up at the courthouse, when the shore was at least a few miles away… but when he got outside and saw the road in front was closed, and a steamroller was positioned in the middle, things were a little clearer. As they took him off the cart in the middle of the road, he fell almost immediately on his back. It took all he had to lift that heavy helmet to see his end approaching.

RIP Drinsic Darkwood the Mafia

Fash · Post by **Fash** » March 1, 2005, 11:14 pm

Night 2

Four citizens and one mafia passed in the first day... Fear and loathing spread throughout the city, and rightly so, 3 more will die before the sun again rises.

Mafia, PM Akaran your kills.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 1, 2005, 11:18 pm

That was a mistake, my death will only benefit the mafia as you civilians and detectives could have had me available to get into the mind of a killer. wtf was with the micheal moore shit!? that was a low blow fash, low blow.

bitches and ho's

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 1, 2005, 11:43 pm

moore turned in the smoking gun? obviously teeny is the mafia

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 2, 2005, 12:04 am

Sionistic wrote:moore turned in the smoking gun? obviously teeny is the mafia

You mean detective...but no he isn't the detective because he's my partner!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 2, 2005, 12:40 am

Mafia, one of your own has fallen tonight.
Drinsic wasn't quite as much of a Citizen as the balif led Fash to believe...

But, as with all things, paperwork is the bane of our existance. Expect someone to die of papercuts before this game is over.

Mafia, you have 3 kills to give me tonight. Team 2, your odds of survival are looking a bit worse. One kill is sistting in my inbox right now, and I promise, it won't disapoint.

You have until 9am PST to give me your kills. Choose wisely.. all of your competitors could be eliminated in a single night if the right necks go under the knife.

Sweet dreams, citizens of Sanctuary.

Waikiki · Post by **Waikiki** » March 2, 2005, 1:07 am

Sorry I missed the vote today, have been playing my cousins new PS2 all day!

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 2, 2005, 1:18 am

Waikiki I saw you around during the time that voting was going on...

Fash · Post by **Fash** » March 2, 2005, 1:38 am

Hey sorry about that.... post edited to show Drinsic was mafia..

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 2, 2005, 1:44 am

beware the T's of March.

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » March 2, 2005, 1:59 am

Lohrno wrote:Waikiki I saw you around during the time that voting was going on...

Suspicious! Could he be the partner of Drinsic!?

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » March 2, 2005, 2:02 am

I told you guys that Nobody wasn't guilty! You blood thirsty bastards!

Also fellow citizens, think of the deaths that were involved...

One involved truckers... (Midnyte?)

One involved hair stylists... (female mafia? gay mafia?)

One was an incredibly cliche and boring death... (those who are lame?)

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 2, 2005, 2:45 am

Lohrno wrote:Tenuvil, I'm gonna kill you off tonight! Hope your life insurance policy is up to date! =D

I thought this was creative use of [ you ] again...

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 2, 2005, 2:46 am

Nope, Time to die a_Tenuvil_01

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 2, 2005, 2:50 am

meep

I'll bet joo a citizen and a NPC at that, hah!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 2, 2005, 1:08 pm

Floppy Disk Error

When he found his next victim, he was clad in a full suit of armor and waving a mammoth broadsword at a crowd of astonished patrons at the Midevil Entertainment Expo in downtown Sanctuary. The killer mulled his options over as he watched the throng of women 'ooh' and 'ahhh' at the fine display of swordsmanship - and that gave him an idea.

When the wanna-be-paladin returned to his tent in the back of the expo durring a break between shows, his laptop began to beep erractically. "What is this?" he mused aloud. After he dropped his weapon and sat down at his desk, he read the messages popping up on his screen.

"Fem-Puter is most enticed by your ability to move archaic weapons of deletion," the first message read. "But Fem-Puter is most angered by your blatant ignorance of the women that wish to do things to you - analog things. Your disrespect to their feelings and their wants has left Fem-Puter only one option in dealing with you!"

The performer scratched his chin. "What the fuck is this?" he muttered. He tried typing back a reply. "R u 1 of my fans?"

The computer screen went black and an angry hissing sound started to come out of the system speaker. A single white message box popped up on the center of the screen. "Bah! You wield a sword but you are no match for the gramatical and reasoning powers of Fem-Puter! Your ignorance of the basic fundamentals of proper language offend my data circuts - you have lost any chance you may have had to avoid death! By snoo-snoo!"

The computer died as he read the last message. "Creepy bitch," he muttered under his breath. Sadly, he had been so wrapped up by the display on his screen that he had failed to notice the three very big boned girls that had entered his tent. When he turned around, he saw them - easily eight, nine feet tall. They were so large, he wasn't quite sure how they even got inside his meger dressing room - let alone how they could fit in it.

"What the hell? Who are you people?" he demanded.

"Fem-Puter says snoo snoo. We give snoo snoo willingly to brave pally man!" the tallest one thundered.

Tenuvil paled. "Um. What exactly is this snoo snoo?"

They didn't waste time showing him. When the police found him the next morning, he had been handcuffed to his bed, a smile on his face and a cigarette between his lips. His pelvis, unfortunately, had been completely crushed, and his male part shad been reduced to a fine paste. A note had been left taped to his computer screen, and they were dumbfounded by its meaning. "And he can bite my shiny metal ass."

RIP Citizen Tenuvil

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 2, 2005, 1:20 pm

Gone fishin'.

It had been a long month. A really long month. Two cities, two crime plagued cities, and here he was - free at last. The reporting had tired him out tremendously, and he couldn't think of a better place to relax than at one of Sanctuary's lovely ponds out in the middle of nowhere. No one was going to bother him, no one was going to try to kill him, and no one was going to die out here in hte middle of this wide open lake filled with nothing but some of the oddest fish he had ever seen.

Still, when one bit at his line, he couldn't help but feel the tug of desinty on his pole. He fought. The fish fought back. He fought some more. The fish didn't care. All of his bait fell into the water. He didn't care - or notice the way the pieces of dead fish quickly disapeared. Then, damnit all, his beer spilled.

What the hell kind of vaction am I going to have without my damn beer? he wondered, briefly debating on if he should give up his catch. Then it tugged again, hard enough to move his boat. Screw it. I'm having fish on my breath tonight one way or the other!

No sooner was the thought in his mind than a gloved hand shot out from the water and grabbed him by his throat. The scubadiver had a faceplate on that prevented him from seeing his executioner and oddly thick padding on his outfit... like he needed protection from somthing in the water. Lhorno screamed as the diver thrust a small harpoon into his arm, letting blood flow freely down his tan shorts and across his naked chest. With a forceful pull, the fisherman fell from his boat and into the water with a thunderous splash that could be heard echoing for miles around.

Moving quickly, the aquatic assassin dove into the boat as the first of the fish opened their frowning maws and took a bite out of crime. Crime? The mafioso mused. Nah. He's just a citizen... though I wonder if I should offer the fish some tartar sauce.

The thought amused him for an hour as the pirhana devoured all trace of the old judge, jury and executioner.

RIP Citizen Lhorno.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 2, 2005, 1:29 pm

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 2, 2005, 1:35 pm

Assume RPing...

And besides, it's not the mafia doing the executions.. they're leaving it to me.

Trust me. Despite the claims fo others on this board, I am 100% all male.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 2, 2005, 1:46 pm

Suffering.

"What can I possibly do to make this man suffer?", the Being thought as he watched the next person on his list to die. "He's a hardy bastard. Pain in the ass though. Knives? Done it. Gunshots? Too passe - and not all that painful after shock sets in. Poisoning has been done before, and we all know that's th epussy way of dieing. Let's see. Car wrecks, quartering, boiled in oil.. that's a fun one. Rape... not my style. Beaten to death, bleh. Only so many ways you can kick a man's teeth through his skull. Powertools are fun, but dangit, we just had one. Let's see... OOOH, there's one that they don't talk about every day!"

"The old Judge is dead man," the detective heard on the phone. "Chewed apart by pirihana. Piss all if we know how they got them in the middle of bumblefuck. The PETA is throwing a fit to the mayor - they said it's not healthy for the fish to eat something that lives in this city or some bullshit."

"Damnit!" he cursed. "You find out who those other five mafia are by tonight or I swear I'll do things to you've never even thought possible!" he spat.

"You'll hook me up with Mary-Kate and Ashley? Sweet!"

The joke wasn't that funny, really. The detective thought it less so - and his cellphone, trapped in the middle, didn't have much time to think at all before he pitched it under the wheels of a cement truck. With a pop and a bang, the cellphone exploded... and a series of unfortunate events began to occur.

First, the tire on the cement truck wasn't in great repair. It blew when the acid of the phone touched it, sending the truck careening into a power pole. The fixture fell into a nearby building and the electrical current set it ablaze. A few seconds later, the methlab deep within its bowels erupted, sending debris scattering and causing the barrel of the cement truck to rupture, washing the detective down with the rapidly hardening material. Another power pole fell directly behind him - blowing open a water hydrant. Drolgin tried to run away, but the top of the hydrant whizzed by his head and shatterd the glass display he had been standing next to. In his haste to dodge the flying glass, it shreaded his face and back. He fell to his hands and knees in the quick drying cement and soon found himself stuck to the mix. Despite his strugles, he couldn't move or fre ehimself from the liquid stone.

Burning embers from the meth lab started to fill the air. He choked on the noxious fumes and yelped as the burning bits landed across his exposed back. The downed powerlines continued to dance and acr across the pavement and street, sometimes comming close to him and delivering angry shocks to his face and sides. A car had stopped to watch the excitement, and a lone figure walked out. All Drolgin saw was that he had a gun.

"Damn," the hitman muttered. "And all I was gonna do was plug ya on my way through." Drolgin looked up at him, recognition dawning in his eyes. "Ah well, cest la vie."

The gunshot blew Drolgin's next apart. The last thing he saw in the last seconds of his life before his braing rew too starved for oxygen to continue opperating was the satisifed smirk of the Angel of Death looking down at him. "Don't see this too often on the 6 o'clock, now do ya?"

He laughed, and Drolgin died.

RIP: Detective Drolgin

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 2, 2005, 1:50 pm

Daylight his come, and the bodycount has risen. Mafia, none of your own were slain in the carnage last night - congrats. Detectives, you are down to two.. good luck.

Citizens, well. It seems to suck to be you folk, doesn't it?

Detectives, please PM Fash with the people you wish to try. You have two trials to orchestrate today. For your sake... choose wisely. If you fail to do so, I may hear about you tonight.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 2, 2005, 2:02 pm

Tenuvil! Why didn't you bring me an nobody some cake? =( A whole big graveyard, and not even a single slice.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 2, 2005, 2:03 pm

OOooOoOoOOoooooO

heh, guess you called it last night when you said I would die tomorrow bud...

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 2, 2005, 3:51 pm

Okay you fucking bastards, just stop it. Every single game of this type I die in the first two or three days. If you've got issues with me, take it up with me! YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » March 2, 2005, 4:05 pm

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