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The Comedy Goldmine based on that thread, is, well, a comedy goldmine:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1466&p=1
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Holy shit that is comedy.
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Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Neo?
Neo: No.
Morpheus: Why not?
Neo: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my toppings.


Never will I be able to watch the Matrix the same way again.
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Trinity: Morpheus believes he is Papa John.


I damn near fell out of my chair reading that shit.
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Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong:
THIS is the way the world ends.

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It's funny enough to merit a second thread!
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