A Funny for all those parents on the board.

[Silvarel Mistmoon]

POTTY TRAINING

This is is guaranteed to make anyone who has potty trained a kid laugh!

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I
was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between
errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my
taco, smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old
daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty
in a while, so asked him and he said, "No."
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I
just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. soooo....
I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" Matt jumped up,
yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled....

"SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"

While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and
thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! Another old gentleman
stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and
said, "Don't worry son" my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...
I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."

[Krimson Klaw]

I love kids. My 2 year old son has been wearing big boy underwear (pronounced bee-boy uh-wear) to bed the past 3 nights with no accidents, and man is he stoked.

[Dula Allazaward]

OMG!!!

You had me laughing so hard i was crying!

[Winnow]

OMG!!!

You had me laughing so hard i was crying!

Heya Dula : ) I did a quick scan and don't see a Jackassing.

JACKASS!

See you on the rock : )

[Cartalas]

Nice Read