Fairly disturbing.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 30, 2003, 7:40 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2987963.stm

This kid is going to have some serious, serious psychological problems if he's ever told the truth about this. How would you feel knowing youre carring around the corpse of your brother's fetus, which was still sucking off your bodily fluids and nutrients?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 7:44 pm

So they cut the fucking thing out, named it cartalas and let it loose on the internet. Fuck you medical science.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 7:47 pm

Akaran_D wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2987963.stm

This kid is going to have some serious, serious psychological problems if he's ever told the truth about this. How would you feel knowing youre carring around the corpse of your brother's fetus, which was still sucking off your bodily fluids and nutrients?

Now you know how Kyoukan's husband feels.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 30, 2003, 7:47 pm

I'm just waiting for the love affair to start between you two.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 7:48 pm

Mine was first, and funnier. Probably because it took me less than 20 minutes to read the article, and I wasn't intellectually exhausted afterwards.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 30, 2003, 10:03 pm

kyoukan wrote:Mine was first, and funnier. Probably because it took me less than 20 minutes to read the article, and I wasn't intellectually exhausted afterwards.

Yes yours was first only because I was going to take the high road and not stoop to your level, but hey I might be in the gutter but im looking through the sewer grate at you . But not funnier.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » April 30, 2003, 10:59 pm

You two are a trip I swear. Keep em coming.

Kargyle · Post by **Kargyle** » May 1, 2003, 11:20 am

Am I the only one that was reminded of Stephen King's The Dark Half while reading that article? Heheh

Post by **Sylvus** » May 1, 2003, 12:21 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Akaran_D wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2987963.stm

This kid is going to have some serious, serious psychological problems if he's ever told the truth about this. How would you feel knowing youre carring around the corpse of your brother's fetus, which was still sucking off your bodily fluids and nutrients?

Now you know how Kyoukan's husband feels.

I'm confused. Kyoukan's husband is carrying around her corpse inside of him which is completely asinine on several different levels and that's what makes it funny? Or was that a play on the sexual inuendo of "sucking off of bodily fluids" which is completely asinine to use as a barb against a woman (or man, for that matter) who is in an adult relationship and that's what makes it funny?

Cartalas wrote:Yes yours was first only because I was going to take the high road and not stoop to your level, but hey I might be in the gutter but im looking through the sewer grate at you . But not funnier.

Quit now, while you're behind. Perhaps it's just the vestigial remnants of my Catholic Schooling, but I'm starting to feel bad for laughing at the retarded kid in class.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 12:28 pm

Sylvus wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Akaran_D wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2987963.stm

This kid is going to have some serious, serious psychological problems if he's ever told the truth about this. How would you feel knowing youre carring around the corpse of your brother's fetus, which was still sucking off your bodily fluids and nutrients?

Now you know how Kyoukan's husband feels.
I'm confused. Kyoukan's husband is carrying around her corpse inside of him which is completely asinine on several different levels and that's what makes it funny? Or was that a play on the sexual inuendo of "sucking off of bodily fluids" which is completely asinine to use as a barb against a woman (or man, for that matter) who is in an adult relationship and that's what makes it funny?

Cartalas wrote:Yes yours was first only because I was going to take the high road and not stoop to your level, but hey I might be in the gutter but im looking through the sewer grate at you . But not funnier.
Quit now, while you're behind. Perhaps it's just the vestigial remnants of my Catholic Schooling, but I'm starting to feel bad for laughing at the retarded kid in class.

Sorry you did not get it, maybe this will help.

Now I know im a tough read but look deep and long you will get it.

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 12:41 pm

Best to allow everyone to think you're a fool rather than open your mouth and confirm it.

When will you learn this lesson? The world will never know.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 12:48 pm

Kelgar wrote:Best to allow everyone to think you're a fool rather than open your mouth and confirm it.

When will you learn this lesson? The world will never know.

Why because I dont agree with your Dove Fucking stance on world politics, Give me a break you are nothing but a Sidecar in life.

Just in case you dont know what a sidecar is.

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 1:56 pm

Ah yes...a sidecar.

You could have just as easily said, "well....uhm....your dum! so nyeah nyeah you st00pid dove!!11!" and achieved the same effect that your paltry attempt at a flame had.

Your rebuttal was worth less than

. In fact it was so shitty that you should be the one paying other people for having read that pile of shit.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 2:07 pm

Kelgar wrote:Ah yes...a sidecar.

You could have just as easily said, "well....uhm....your dum! so nyeah nyeah you st00pid dove!!11!" and achieved the same effect that your paltry attempt at a flame had.

Your rebuttal was worth less than . In fact it was so shitty that you should be the one paying other people for having read that pile of shit.

Damn must be on your Middle School Lunch break.

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 2:14 pm

My my my. Middle school lunch break eh? I suppose that's about as much as anyone can really expect out of someone whose l33test flame is the ol' Taco bell kthxbuhbyedrivethru.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 2:36 pm

Kelgar wrote:My my my. Middle school lunch break eh? I suppose that's about as much as anyone can really expect out of someone whose l33test flame is the ol' Taco bell kthxbuhbyedrivethru.

And what Flame do you hang you Mighty Moral hat on Kelgar? Ive looked thru your post and I have not seen anything worthy of Spark status let alone a flicker on there way to flame. So do me a favor and stop waisting my bandwidth as i said before you are small potatoes.

Try taking the Hockey Helmet off as you bang your head against the wall, it might knock some sense into you.

See you at your next recess.

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 2:46 pm

And what Flame do you hang you Mighty Moral hat on Kelgar? Ive looked thru your post and I have not seen anything worthy of Spark status let alone a flicker on there way to flame. So do me a favor and stop waisting my bandwidth as i said before you are small potatoes.

Try taking the Hockey Helmet off as you bang your head against the wall, it might knock some sense into you.

See you at your next recess.

Recess? If there's any tard who should be back in middle school, it would have to be you. I won't bother correcting all your spelling and grammar mistakes b/c I'd fucking grow old and gray before I ever finish.

To sum it up:
The Engrish Rangruage (and just about everything else for that matter) >> you.

P.S. "wrath" and "wasting" you mental degenerate.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 2:55 pm

Kelgar wrote:
And what Flame do you hang you Mighty Moral hat on Kelgar? Ive looked thru your post and I have not seen anything worthy of Spark status let alone a flicker on there way to flame. So do me a favor and stop waisting my bandwidth as i said before you are small potatoes.

Try taking the Hockey Helmet off as you bang your head against the wall, it might knock some sense into you.

See you at your next recess.
Recess? If there's any tard who should be back in middle school, it would have to be you. I won't bother correcting all your spelling and grammar mistakes b/c I'd fucking grow old and gray before I ever finish.

To sum it up:
The Engrish Rangruage (and just about everything else for that matter) >> you.

P.S. "wrath" and "wasting" you mental degenerate.

Did you skip school? Does you mom know? Are you one of the Wonder Twins when mom is not looking? Or are you the chimp sidekick always having to clean up the mess left behind by you and your playmate as you run around the house shouting "Wonder Twin powers activate".

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 1, 2003, 4:19 pm

Cartalas mocking someones ability with the English language? The hypocrisy of that statement is more absurd than a lesbian screwing an impotent fag.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 4:21 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:Cartalas mocking someones ability with the English language? The hypocrisy of that statement is more absurd than a lesbian screwing an impotent fag.

OMG you have been screwed by a lesbian, I bow to you.

Just curious Drgor were you apart of these proud Canadians?

"Canada's top army commander and Defence Minister David Collenette are talking tough about cleaning house, now that another Somalia-style scandal has risen from the ashes of a fire the military tried to stamp out six months ago. The issue yet to be dealt with is the kind of men Canada recruits for its military. From 1992 to 1994, a significant number of Canadian peacekeepers terrorized civilians in Bosnia and Somalia. Airborne soldiers killed three Somalian teenagers suspected of looting the Canadian compound in Belet Huen, torturing at least one of the boys. They beat, tied and bound many others, and made videotapes of themselves boasting that they "ain't killed enough niggers yet." "

Im guessing they watched a few episodes of Dallas?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 6:00 pm

More dark secrets of Canada's evil revealed by Cartalas the master investigator. And they're so relevant in the thread too. Is there no end to our shame?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 6:14 pm

[quote="kyoukan"]More dark secrets of Canada's evil revealed by Cartalas the master investigator. And they're so relevant in the thread too. Is there no end to our shame?[/quote

Shame what shame I think you should hang your head look what the evil army men did.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 1, 2003, 6:30 pm

Your need to seek out the comparably miniscule portions of wrongs of another nations military to try and justify the much more prevalent actions of your own is a sad admission of itself. The fact you lack the basic skills to form a rudimentary argument takes the level of patheticness one step further.

Oh shit, I've taken the bait again! Yes, I have. You left another opportunity for someone to call you a witless moron. The shock all of us are feeling is indescribable. I know I penciled this occasion into my calendar: "Cartalas made a fool of himself."

To answer Kyoukan's question, no, I don't think he knows shame. I'm sure any vestigal remnants of shame were wiped clean long ago. All that's left is a simpering fool who is amused by, and the only person to be amused by, himself. If he'd let shame remain in his life, he would have sucked on the barrel of a gun or jumped off the roof of a building long ago. Of course, he'd fuck that up too and jump off a bungalow probably.

I'm not going to entertain him with responses anymore... this goes beyond the feeling of beating a quadrapalegic retarded kid with a hockey stick as far as pitiful goes. "Fued"s off Cart. Go back to eating your pudding pop.

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » May 1, 2003, 9:56 pm

rofl, didn't think that article could produce these great replies

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » May 1, 2003, 11:28 pm

kthxbuhbyedrivethru.

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