What.. the fuck..

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 24, 2003, 2:07 pm

Anyone got a line on how credible this news source is?

http://www.peoplenews.com/Forward.do?fo ... id=1005310

Struggling to keep up with the movements of international terrorists? Rest assured, Naomi Campbell has her finger on the world's pulse. According to the New York Post, the tempestuous clotheshorse has revealed that she has 'intelligence sources' (an intriguing disclosure in its own right) across the globe, keeping track of terrorist activity. More importantly, La Campbell has let it be known that her network of spies has been keeping tabs on none other than Terrorism Weekly's centrefold pin-up, Osama bin Laden. The supermodel has confided in close friends that she knows for a fact Bin Laden is holed up in Saudi Arabia. In his war on terrorism, George Bush has come to appreciate fully the power that high-profile stars have at their fingertips: Bruce Willis offered the White House his wealth of combat experience, but was considered too old for action. Now Cambell's intelligence may prove the most devastating (and oxymoronic) weapon since the smart bomb. Expect to see a command centre set up on the catwalk in the near future. Who needs the CIA when you've got Naomi Cambell?

I so do hope this is bullshit. The last lines certaintly don't add credibility, heh.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 24, 2003, 2:26 pm

I can't believe you're asking if this is credible.
Do you believe in purple aliens that impregnated a 70 year old woman in north Utah? She is due any day now. Oh, the wait is killing me

Salis · Post by **Salis** » April 24, 2003, 2:41 pm

LSD levels too high sir!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 24, 2003, 2:44 pm

Salis wrote:LSD levels too high sir!

i'm told there is no such thing as 'too high'. no knowledge myself of course

Salis · Post by **Salis** » April 24, 2003, 2:46 pm

I think the above is conclusive new evidence

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 24, 2003, 3:01 pm

=p

Didn't have a chance to check out the rest of the site, sorry for stupid question~

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 24, 2003, 8:18 pm

Akaran_D wrote:=p

Didn't have a chance to check out the rest of the site, sorry for stupid question~

While you're apologizing, how about apologizing to your mother for turning out to be a complete idiot.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 24, 2003, 8:20 pm

If you want me to apologize, you had to do what.. pay for court costs when yours legally disowned you?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 24, 2003, 8:23 pm

HEAHAEHAE, hey good one! Yes, my parents legally disowned me when I was 8. After that I moved in with John Ritter and starred in several yuck-filled movies about me and my antics. Ahh, the good times we had.

You're an idiot.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 24, 2003, 8:24 pm

Yes, but even I can come up with better material than a story about Joh Ritter.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 24, 2003, 8:26 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Yes, but even I can come up with better material than a story about Joh Ritter.

Ok, go!

I'm waiting.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 24, 2003, 8:29 pm

i thought John Ritter did a great job playing Aranuil in Slingblade.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 24, 2003, 8:59 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:HEAHAEHAE, hey good one! Yes, my parents legally disowned me when I was 8. After that I moved in with John Ritter and starred in several yuck-filled movies about me and my antics. Ahh, the good times we had.

this has got me rolling

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 28, 2003, 2:14 pm

Oh god, I just laughed aloud at work~

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 28, 2003, 4:34 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Akaran_D wrote:Yes, but even I can come up with better material than a story about Joh Ritter.
Ok, go!

I'm waiting.

So am I...

Pretty funny. I rated it an 8 on the Kyoukan Scale of Come-Backs (TM)