* * BREAKING NEWS **

emmer · Post by **emmer** » March 28, 2003, 12:38 am

THIS JUST IN

thoughts, comments?

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » March 28, 2003, 12:43 am

i love lesbians

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 28, 2003, 12:44 am

if I lived in russia I'd probably be a dyke too. Is there such thing as a Russian male that isn't an alcoholic?

I went there when I was still in high school and every guy I interacted with was basically drinking all day.

on a related note: tatu is starting to get on my fucking nerves. christ make a new song ladies you've been whoring that one since 1999.

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » March 28, 2003, 12:52 am

Think that's the point, Kooky. Ratings slipping. Need new promotional gimmick. SEX. Woo, back on top.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » March 28, 2003, 1:25 am

THOSE lesbians are pro-bush

Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » March 28, 2003, 1:35 am

Toshira wrote:Think that's the point, Kooky. Ratings slipping. Need new promotional gimmick. SEX. Woo, back on top.

Works for me.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » March 28, 2003, 2:31 am

Woohoo for marketing gimmicks.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » March 28, 2003, 7:48 am

The Marketing's about to get worse. I heard the other day that nymphette #2 just turned 18 and they be posing for Playboy together very soonish...

emmer · Post by **emmer** » March 28, 2003, 8:07 am

"Maybe we've had four or fivesomes, it's our secret. After gigs we like taking a couple of sexy girls to our hotel room."

I've thought about it a while and I've fleshed out what I consider to be a pretty solid plan. I figure if I can just invent a time machine I'll go back to the exact moment Julia Volkova was concieved and shoot myself in the head, I will then be reincarnated and destined to enter a life full of hot sweaty group dykesex.

I mean, it's worth a shot anyway, right... ?

retiredwikit · Post by **retiredwikit** » March 28, 2003, 10:12 am

There is always that chance Emmer

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » March 28, 2003, 10:14 am

Who cares if they even make music? We can watch two decent looking chicks kissing and not mind paying for it. They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking, and still sell out just by being lesbians.

retiredwikit · Post by **retiredwikit** » March 28, 2003, 10:19 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Who cares if they even make music? We can watch two decent looking chicks kissing and not mind paying for it. They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking, and still sell out just by being lesbians.

I'd buy it!!

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 28, 2003, 10:19 am

retiredwikit wrote:
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Who cares if they even make music? We can watch two decent looking chicks kissing and not mind paying for it. They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking, and still sell out just by being lesbians.
I'd buy it!!

I won't fyi

Trek · Post by **Trek** » March 28, 2003, 12:08 pm

I would probably wait for the DVD

miir · Post by **miir** » March 28, 2003, 12:21 pm

They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking

You obviously haven't heard their music.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 28, 2003, 12:24 pm

As per my post on the other lesbian thread...

There are still no 'hot' lesbians.
I challenge anyone to find me a lesbian that doesn't look like Melissa Etheridge.

Funny that these girls are marketed as a "Lesbian pop duo".

It doesn't bother us if it's a man or a woman. But it is not as much fun with men

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » March 28, 2003, 1:36 pm

They are not even lesbians, they both have boyfriends and the whole lesbian crap is a PR gimmick. It's been known in Europe for a while that it is pure and utter BS.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » March 28, 2003, 1:45 pm

I think we must demand proof! Nothing short of diving will be accepted.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 28, 2003, 2:24 pm

Kelshara wrote:They are not even lesbians, they both have boyfriends and the whole lesbian crap is a PR gimmick. It's been known in Europe for a while that it is pure and utter BS.

My gimmick is definitely aroused now

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » March 28, 2003, 8:57 pm

How is this 'breaking' news?

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » March 29, 2003, 1:31 am

Kelshara wrote:They are not even lesbians, they both have boyfriends and the whole lesbian crap is a PR gimmick. It's been known in Europe for a while that it is pure and utter BS.

who gives a shit, i still love lesbians

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 29, 2003, 2:08 am

Julia adds: "I don't know about other men but Russian men are like sewing machines - always just a quick stitch."

ROFL!

Millie · Post by **Millie** » March 29, 2003, 3:04 am

miir wrote:There are still no 'hot' lesbians.

Pornstar Janine Lindemulder is an incredibly attractive lesbian. She will only work with women in her movies; she won't even go near a man for sex.

She's a porn star, so you may have to take her sexual preferences with a grain of salt. But even still, female pornstars get paid considerably more money for guy/girl scenes than they do for girl/girl scenes. So if Janine's lesbianism is a gimmick, it's not exactly the best money-making gimmick in the world. My guess is that she really does prefer tacos to hot dogs.