Classic Wedding Story!

Mort · Post by **Mort** » March 5, 2003, 3:11 pm

Apologies if anyone has already read this.

You gotta love this guy.....

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned
to his bride and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..........................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...............................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 5, 2003, 3:22 pm

It's funny how these 'urban legend' jokes evolve.

The first time I saw it was in a chain letter email with it stating that it happened to a 'friend' of the original (anonymous of course) person who sent it.

The next time I saw it stated that it was at clemson and it was a persons cousin.

It's now evolved to Clemson, reported in a local newspaper and mentioned by Jay Leno... all sources are unverifiable.

It's a pretty funny joke, but it shouldn't be mistaken for anything but fiction.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 5, 2003, 3:27 pm

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

Another urban legend bites the dust.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 5, 2003, 3:27 pm

but it was Mort's second cousin whos mom worked in the cafeteria at Cremson.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 5, 2003, 3:31 pm

OMG I read about that too!!

But you left out a part...

After the reception the groom decided to continue alone on the honeymoon trip to Mexico. He went out to a bar one night and had a few drinks.

He woke up the next morning in an unfamiliar hotel room with severe pain in his lower back. He went to the emergency room, where doctors determined that Bob had undergone major surgery the night before. One of his kidneys had been removed, cleanly and professionally.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 5, 2003, 5:30 pm

Yeah I heard that...then on the way home he picked up a hitch hiker...