Luck Shines or Friends Impair Your Judgement

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 22, 2003, 3:12 pm

Last night I went to an awards show for advertising agencies and there was a party afterwards a few blocks away. I rolled a nice blunt in the parking lot. A co-worker told me to turn right at a specific place. I lit the blunt... as I turned down a 1 way street. I sat at the next intersection unaware of this fact for probably more than a minute looking for the lights.

I then turned onto another 1 way street and quickly pulled in a bank to turn around.

I hear "YO". I look in the left mirror to see a BIKE COP. A little round light on the front revealed the red and blue.

I put my right hand with the blunt down on the shifter, obscuring not the smoke, but the blunt itself. Red 2003 PT Cruiser gt turbo, Guy in a black suit with a smiley face tie. He comes up with a light and says "What are you doing?".

I was totally calm and stared him down while I explained that I was trying to get to Flashbacks and a friend told me to turn there.

He gave me directions and went on his merry way. I drove to a parking garage and walked to flashbacks smokin my blunt, had a good time with my work crew, and looked at beautiful women

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » February 22, 2003, 3:26 pm

Sweet. The only way this could have been any cooler (yea, right!) is if you would have plowed down a family while going down that one way street. Man that would have owned so hard. Rock on!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 22, 2003, 3:27 pm

OMG dude you did crack cause pot is a gateway drug!!!!!

Karae · Post by **Karae** » February 22, 2003, 9:10 pm

Fash wrote: and looked at beautiful women

Too bad you're a loser and didn't talk to them.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 22, 2003, 9:51 pm

Karae wrote:
Fash wrote: and looked at beautiful women
Too bad you're a loser and didn't talk to them.

http://www.1to1vitamins.com/questions/2002/15349.html

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 23, 2003, 4:28 am

So you're bragging about NOT getting caught doing a blutn while driving?

And you expect someone out there to be proud of you?

I don't give a damn if you're out smoking WHATEVER in your own house. If you want to do drugs, fine, your perogitave. But doing it on the road? Are you just stupid, or trying for a darwin award?

I can't tell which is worse.. the fact that you did it, or you come here bragging like this is a major advance for you up the social ladder and that we should be in awe of your coolness and power.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » February 23, 2003, 8:09 am

He drives a PT Cruiser, Akaran, what do you expect?

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » February 23, 2003, 8:35 am

Kguku wrote:He drives a PT Cruiser, Akaran, what do you expect?

My mom drives a PT cruiser, what should you expect from her?

noel · Post by **noel** » February 23, 2003, 8:53 am

Kguku wrote:He drives a PT Cruiser, Akaran, what do you expect?

Anyone who would buy a PT cruiser makes me laugh. Anyone who would buy one with a Turbo makes the baby Jesus cry.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 23, 2003, 9:49 am

Just say no to minivans(aka SUVs)

BUY TOYOTA, IT MAKE YOU FEEL SUPERHAPPYTIMES

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » February 23, 2003, 12:12 pm

I don't care what you do in your own house on your own time. But if you drink or smoke a blunt and drive, fuck you. I don't give a rats ass what you think or don't think either of them does. It does impair your judgement.

Until you lose a friend or a family member to DUI/DWI, you aren't going to begin to comprehend.

Do the responsible thing and either get a designated or stay home.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 23, 2003, 12:13 pm

Masekle wrote:My mom drives a PT cruiser, what should you expect from her?

Hot food on the table when I get home!

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » February 23, 2003, 12:45 pm

If I were to have seen you smokin a doob while driving , well kiss the rear of that lil PT Cruiser goodbye. I know the big fuckin bumper on my Jeep likes finding the ass end of little cars. They mate quite well. I along with others could care fucking less what you do in your own home. If you are out and about , especially behind the wheel, STAY THE FUCK off drugs or drinking. When I was young I lost a friend due to circumstances like that. The only saving grace was that his little ordeal only involded him, his car and 2 seperate telephone polls , the Cops say he made it clean through the first pole and died when his roof got impailed in the 2nd one.
If you really feel the need to drive stoned , I know a great little road , not traveled at all at night with plenty of cliffs and poles all around , feel free to go try it , PLEASE. Fuckin idiot

Vezot · Post by **Vezot** » February 23, 2003, 1:13 pm

Fash, that post even made me look smart. Stay the fuck away from drugs and driving, one of friend was hit by a driver that was on cocaine and lost his arm and is parylized for life. I have no respect for your stupidity, and youre GLAD that you didnt get caught? Stuff like that slows down your reaction time by atleast one second. Thats the time between you noticing a little boy and his mother crossing the street and the time it takes for you to hit the brakes or turn. Accidents like thee are caused by huge steaming piles of shit like you. So with this being said, youre a dumbass.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » February 23, 2003, 1:27 pm

You all have seen way to many commercials. Drinking and driving=bad, most peoples driving ability isnt effected by smoking pot like it is with alchohol...I blame the media.
Make sure you dont own a gun if your smoking pot either, you WILL shoot your best friend with it also, make sure your not having sex if your smoking or you WILL get pregnant, and shortly after you WILL die of lung cancer.

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 23, 2003, 1:32 pm

Bullshit your driving abilities aren't impaired by smoking a joint. Grow the fuck up and try to be at least just a somewhat responsible person.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 23, 2003, 2:17 pm

sup dorf?

Vezot · Post by **Vezot** » February 23, 2003, 3:12 pm

drog, pot slows your reaction time. i think thats affecting your driving .

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 23, 2003, 3:19 pm

You'll understand once your old enough to drive.

Fash · Post by **Fash** » February 23, 2003, 3:23 pm

It affects my driving so much I actually obey traffic laws. I drive like a responsible human being when I'm stoned, and an aggressive speed demon when I'm sober.

I drive some curvy backwoods cruising roads and have had more than 10 deer encounters in one cruise. It's not a problem.

Mak · Post by **Mak** » February 23, 2003, 3:38 pm

Thank you- seriously- for invalidating every pro-drug discussion that's ever taken place on this board.

Legalize pot my ass...

Vezot · Post by **Vezot** » February 23, 2003, 3:43 pm

Mostly depends on what drug youre on...stuff like ecstacy will slow down your reaction time OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more than pot.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 23, 2003, 3:50 pm

Vezot wrote:Mostly depends on what drug youre on...stuff like ecstacy will slow down your reaction time OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more than pot.

We are talking about pot scooter. Try to keep up, no one is talking about driving whilst rolling, tripping, etc.

valryte · Post by **valryte** » February 23, 2003, 3:51 pm

Come to think of it, if I was stoned myself while driving, I'd probably obey the traffic laws also. But being sober behind an M3, I just can't help it but drive 100+. I had to drive 60 last night cause my cousin was following me and he doesn't speed. I felt like I was in withdrawl or something. I just wanted to scream...

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 23, 2003, 3:51 pm

Are we talking ecstacy? No. We're talking pot.

Fash, if you have to be DRUGGED to obey trafic laws, why in the hell are you even driving to begin with?

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 23, 2003, 4:22 pm

Hrm, I guess I worded that post poorly.

What I meant to say was:

Saying that being stoned doesn't affect impair your driving abilities is complete and utter bullshit.

I apologize for any misunderstandings that have ensued.

By the power vested in my by my own over-inflated ego, I declare this bridge open.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » February 23, 2003, 7:34 pm

Masekle wrote:
Kguku wrote:He drives a PT Cruiser, Akaran, what do you expect?
My mom drives a PT cruiser, what should you expect from her?

She gave birth to you, that's her crime against humanity.

I thought you were leaving these boards, considering your 'big exit' holier than thou netiquette post.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » February 23, 2003, 8:26 pm

Fash wrote:Last night I went to an awards show for advertising agencies and there was a party afterwards a few blocks away. I rolled a nice blunt in the parking lot. A co-worker told me to turn right at a specific place. I lit the blunt... as I turned down a 1 way street. I sat at the next intersection unaware of this fact for probably more than a minute looking for the lights. I then turned onto another 1 way street and quickly pulled in a bank to turn around.

I hear "YO". I look in the left mirror to see a BIKE COP. A little round light on the front revealed the red and blue.

I put my right hand with the blunt down on the shifter, obscuring not the smoke, but the blunt itself. Red 2003 PT Cruiser gt turbo, Guy in a black suit with a smiley face tie. He comes up with a light and says "What are you doing?". I was totally calm and stared him down while I explained that I was trying to get to Flashbacks and a friend told me to turn there.

He gave me directions and went on his merry way. I drove to a parking garage and walked to flashbacks smokin my blunt, had a good time with my work crew, and looked at beautiful women

Fucking Moron

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » February 23, 2003, 9:06 pm

Supporting terrorism by drugs and fuel consumption... No wonder America is on Orange alert all the time.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 23, 2003, 11:05 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:Supporting terrorism by drugs and fuel consumption... No wonder America is on Orange alert all the time.

I think the homeland security dept. raised your terror alert to off-lavender with lime green horizontal stripes yesterday. check CNN.

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