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Lets start off with the good attributes the movie. It shows off some of the nicest bikes on the street.. nice girls, and thats about it.

Now for the bad. Its a wanna be Fast and the Furious.. Im sure now we will see a few more bikes on the street with dumb asses doing this shit now, but not the same ratio f&f gave with rice rockets(tune your honda.. go ahead) :lol: . The plot is lame, the acting sucks, Kid Rock sucks, the race sceens totaly suck, and the way this street sceen shit shown is about 5% true. I dont know if I can use suck any more. No rival team will bail out another or lend the best bikes to another. I just doesnt happen.

I really cant go on because I dont know if this movie ranked good or bad. :? Proably only worth seeing on dvd unless your really into bikes-super bikes that is.
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Post by Burke »

If you wanna know how a movie is ranked with critics, a good site is http://www.rottentomatoes.com.

This movie got 50 bad reviews out of 66. But I could have told you to wait for DVD/cable for this bad F&F knockoff.

Edit: Don't get me wrong, I thought F&F was a waste of time. This movie looks crappier then that.
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Saw the trailer for this. Looks pretty lame. I just don't see what is so 'badass' about of meatballs on crotchrockets. As far as Fast & Furious...well, I just don't see what is 'badass' about meatballs in lowered Hondas. :P It will make money from the fraternities and highschoolers though. ;)
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As a highschooler I resent that. I don't know one person that would even think about watching that drivel.

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There is hope for you yet then :)
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Soon as I saw the PG-13 rating I knew I wasn't going to see that chicks tits. So it didn't make my must see list.
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