Jacko through the ages...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 4, 2003, 3:13 pm

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

Now is this isn't proof of the evolutionary theory I dunno what is...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » February 4, 2003, 3:22 pm

THAT, sir, is frightening.

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » February 4, 2003, 3:24 pm

It's like he asked the doctor to make him look as ugly as they can every time he got surgery. He started out pretty normal looking, I don't see why he got the surgery in the first place.... or the second place... or the third place... or the.....

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » February 4, 2003, 3:53 pm

Isn't that freak doing an interview on TV this week??

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » February 4, 2003, 4:00 pm

From the USA Today:

Jackson documentary dangles more details
By Ann Oldenburg, USA TODAY

Michael Jackson says his third child — the baby he dangled over a Berlin hotel balcony in November — was the product of "a surrogate mother and my own sperm cells."

The pop star spoke in a documentary by famed Princess Diana interviewer Martin Bashir that aired Monday night in England. ABC has paid $5 million for the rights to the program, which will air in the USA Thursday at 8 p.m. ET/PT as a special two-hour 20/20.

Asked how he selected the mother of nearly 1-year-old Prince Michael II, Jackson said only that the surrogate mother doesn't know him. His two older children, Prince Michael I, who is 5, and Paris, 4, appeared on film wearing party masks. The pop star fed the baby, whom he has nicknamed Blanket, a bottle of milk while draping a veil over his head.

Jackson said that after his former wife, Debbie Rowe, gave birth to Paris, "I snatched (the baby) and just went home with all the placenta and everything all over her. I'm not kidding. Got her in a towel and ran. They said it was fine. ... And I got her home and washed it all off."

The singer said he would now love to adopt two kids from each continent of the world. "That is my dream." And he said: "If there were no children on this Earth, if someone announced all kids were dead, I would jump off the balcony immediately."

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » February 4, 2003, 4:47 pm

And he said: "If there were no children on this Earth, if someone announced all kids were dead, I would jump off the balcony immediately."

There's a good joke to be found here... Somebody find it!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 4, 2003, 4:49 pm

Announcement! All kids on this Earth are now dead. That will be all.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 4, 2003, 6:09 pm

Thanks for the next 3 nights of no sleep.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » February 4, 2003, 6:30 pm

Poor bubbles he has been the real tragidy in all this.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » February 4, 2003, 7:34 pm

Man there really are some sick fucks out there. Michael ranks pretty high.

Why don't that guy just buy a halloween mask and be done with it?

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » February 4, 2003, 11:23 pm

I hope his next step is to make a "skin suit" like that guy in Silence of the Lambs...that would gander good media for his record sales. He could also play the racism card when they try to charge him with murder...