Quotes of the Day

[Winnow]

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.
-Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

If law school is so hard to get through...how come there are so many lawyers?
-Calvin Trillin

Every civilization that that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
-Henry Kissinger

[Canelek]

I don't like quotes. And you can quote me on that.

[Boogahz]

Goats are soft

[Spang]

"Old is when your spouse is going somewhere all dressed up and you don't care where, as long as you don't have to go with them." - Doyle Brunson

[Winnow]

Liberals are very broadminded. They are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
-Anonymous

[Xatrei]

Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate. -- Bertrand Russell

[Bagar-]

See sig.

[Fairweather Pure]

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

[Leonaerd]

Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.

[Spang]

"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger." - Conan O'Brien

[pyrella]

"To do more for the world than the world does for you - that is success." - Henry Ford

[Leonaerd]

Samuel Beckett said the real pessimists are the optimists who are too afraid to acknowledge just how bad everything is, while the real optimists are the pessimists who at least haven't totally given up hope.

- GQ

[Kwonryu DragonFist]

"Crush your Enemies, See Them Driven Before you, And Hear the Lamentation of their Women." - Conan O'Schwartzenegger

[Soreali]

"Dont sweat the petty stuff and dont pet the sweaty stuff" -George Carlin

[Spang]

"Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, and then fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so fuckin' much and he'll be happy!" - Dave Chappelle

[Seebs]

They mostly come out at night .. mostly ...

Newt
Aliens

[Spang]

"I get SO much pussy. Plentiful punani. Gash-galore. Granted, it's all with the same chick, but s'cool: she fucks me like I'm the CURE for fat." - Kevin Smith