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http://www.americaspeakingout.com/

The Republicans got this site going so that America could tell them what they should do. Some of the funniest ideas/comments I've ever read.
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The Republicans need to get as far away from Socialism as possible. Therefor, they need to shed associations with one of the most socialist figures in our country: Jesus Christ! Yes, this man took from the rich and gave to the poor. He aided people who were in dire needs, instead of letting private enterprises do it. This man is Pure Evil and we will not tolerate the association of Republicans and Jesus Christ! Republicans may want to burn an effegy on a cross to send a signal to all of us American-loving, conservative voters of how they are now with us instead of against us!
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I think every food product NOT endorsed by Sarah Palin should carry a warning label stating we are ingesting socialism.
One of my favorites so far.
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eliminating minimum wage laws will allow companies to hire many more Americans for just a fraction of the price. If Mexicans can work for 2$ an hour, so can we.
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Christ, I would have thought that they would have learned their lesson after the "Sloganator" debacle....

The really sad part is that they used tax payer money to put this thing up.
War is an option whose time has passed. Peace is the only option for the future. At present we occupy a treacherous no-man's-land between peace and war, a time of growing fear that our military might has expanded beyond our capacity to control it and our political differences widened beyond our ability to bridge them. . . .

Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
--RICHARD M. NIXON, "REAL PEACE" (1983)

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."

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we should make english the official language of the US and stop spending tax dollars on translations for mexicans! if english is good enough for baby jesus, its good enough for americans.
We're wasting our time protecting the sanctity of marriage by merely targeting gay marriage. We should immediately criminalize divorce.
Rich people shouldn't pay taxes since they don't use socialist handouts like welfare and government cheese. Only the first $20,000 income should be taxed.
The GOP must return to its Pro-Life principles. No longer should we allow death into this country. The USA was founded by people looking for the Fountain of Youth in the hopes of gaining immortality, and it is high time we devoted all possible resources to completing this quest.
Aramaic as the Official Language of the US. We do this to respect two facts: this is a Christian Nation and Jesus spoke Aramaic, therefore, that should be our language as well. Anyone who refuses to speak the language of our Lord should be deported back to where they came from. This includes the Native Americans.
Institute prayer in public schools. Make students bow down to Cthulu, the All Powerful, at the beginning of each school day. God may have put you into this world, but by golly, Cthulu is going to take you out of it!
Man, what a gold mine of comedy! I take it back; this is tax money well spent!
War is an option whose time has passed. Peace is the only option for the future. At present we occupy a treacherous no-man's-land between peace and war, a time of growing fear that our military might has expanded beyond our capacity to control it and our political differences widened beyond our ability to bridge them. . . .

Short of changing human nature, therefore, the only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."

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Thank you, Funk. This has provided me with so much amusement today.
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My neighbor wears a towel on his head and he smells funny. Arrest him.
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Glad I could be of assistance, sirs.
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constitutional amendment to make women not speak out on church topics like it says in leviticus

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Education is a liberal lie, the Bible is the only education true Americans need. Jesus said it best when he said "GOD bless America".
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Ohhhh, I like that one.

This one struck me as funny as well:
If you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground gay population; Des Moines, Iowa is a perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the gays. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to god.
Do you have any idea what the queers are doing to the soil????


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Sowing their seed?
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