This is a pretty entertaining blog that recently held the HobOlympics at a pier in California. A pretty entertaining read if you want to kill some time on a friday afternoon.
First off will be the "Chug of War" where each contestant will be given the 40 oz. malt liquor of their choice and whoever finishes first receives: another beer! Each and every one of them has signed on for this one.
Early favorite is Dave.
Next up will be the snipe hunt.
After making sure each contestant doesn't have any cigarette butts on them, the hunt will be on for "snipe", or half smoked cigarettes. Each contestant will be allowed to turn in 5 butts and the highest aggregate smokeable length (i.e. not including the filter) wins the prize, much like a bass tournament. The winner gets: another beer!
Thanks again, I appreciate it; I used to be a huge fan.
Used to be?
Yeah, used to be - until about 15 seconds ago when I met you. Bye.
The only thing better than random celebrity abuse is bum sports.
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
