Clowns Be Dead

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Clowns Be Dead

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BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.

The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali on Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters.

One of the clowns was killed instantly, and the second died the next day in hospital.

"The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident," Henao said in a telephone interview. "We are investigating the motive."

With an entrance fee of under 50 cents, Circo del Sol de Cali attracts mostly poor Colombians. It pitched its tents in Cucuta, near the border with Venezuela, earlier this month.

"The clowns came out to give their show, and then this guy came out shooting them," one audience member told local television. "It was terrible."
Funny comment I saw on this topic over on Digg:
Never bring a pie to a gunfight.
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Two_clowns ... _at_circus
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For some reason, all I can think of when reading most comments on Digg is a bunch of kids slap-fighting.
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Boogahz wrote:For some reason, all I can think of when reading most comments on Digg is a bunch of kids slap-fighting.
...just need to be able to scan them fast and pick up the funny ones. Most of the really lame or useless ones get "dugg down" and filtered out. A lot of the time I don't even read the comments. It depends on the story.
"The clowns came out to give their show, and then this guy came out shooting them," one audience member told local television. "It was terrible."
Made me laugh for some reason.
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All clowns must die
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*begins to chant "mimes next, mimes next"*
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I can't believe the other 35 clowns stayed in thier little car and didn't go out to help.
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Post by Lynks »

Send in the clowns

Isn't it rich, are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.

Isn't it bliss, don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines;
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear,
I thought that you'd want what I want,
Sorry my dear
But where are the clowns
There ought to be clowns
Quick send in the clowns

What a surprise!
Who could foresee
I'd come to feel about you
What you felt about me?
Why only now when I see
That you've drifted away?
What a surprise...
What a cliche'...

Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.
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Post by Markulas »

if the clown shooting is followed up by a mime shooting, I'll just be speechless.
I'm going to live forever or die trying
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Markulas wrote:if the clown shooting is followed up by a mime shooting, I'll just be speechless.
I'll applaud
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Post by Burke »

Mimes first, but you have to use a silencer or they won't die.
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