Valentine's Day Survival Kit

redeemed · Post by **redeemed** » February 13, 2007, 9:17 pm

http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/love.html

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 13, 2007, 10:11 pm

How emo.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 14, 2007, 3:52 am

I thought the guy that went on a killing spree in the Hallmark store in the Trolley Mall did a pretty good job of following this advice!

Firebomb all the Hallmark card shops you can find. The greeting card industry created this "holiday" and the most effective way of ridding ourselves of it is to destroy it at the source. Greeting card shops sell primarily paper goods, and will burn quite efficiently.