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Big Lebowski Haikutomatic

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http://www.oliverbenjamin.net/lebowskihaiku3.html

So many cuss words
What I’m blathering about
Surprised at my tears

Fucking amateurs
We’re sympathizing here, Dude
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It's like Lenin said
She’s gotta feed the monkey
Dead in the water
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lol, some really funny combinations :)

Think I'll have to watch the movie tonight!
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Jewish day of rest
The achiever of the year
Fuck it, let’s go bowl
Have You Hugged An Iksar Today?

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Jesus, what's that smell?

Bones or clams or whatever

Strong men also cry
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An amphibious rodent
A family restaurant
The bar's over there
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Unchecked aggression
Down through the generations
Stinks to high heaven


Amen, Dude. Amen.
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