Joke for the day

[Bubba Grizz]

It has been a long week and there is still a day left. Enjoy this if you can. Some of you may even relate.

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little
bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through
the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the
bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked
the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, I

don't even know what I am."
"It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe
I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at
least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches;
and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw
and help you the same way you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
balls. I'd say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or
possibly someone in upper management."

[Shaerra]

LOL! I like!