Tales of the past 2 (must download) Promise its worth it

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 16, 2006, 9:37 pm

Hey, over on the EU servers there was a giant movie made and released today called "Tales of the past 2" - done by a collection of us 20 year old wasters from across the continent.

It took 6 months, countless man hours and the teamwork of over 1000 players on the "Dunemaul" realm where we reside.

I do the voice of "Blazer" and a few other voices, as well as being involved in some of the writing of the plot and story.

The first tales of the past got to Warcraftmovies recommended and somewhere in the region of 90,000 downloads.

If you're a fan of this type of movie, I can absolutely guarantee you that this is by far and away the best warcraft movie you will have ever seen.

The guy who directed it "Maquan" has got to be one of the worlds best at creating wow movies, and at 520 megs and 41 minutes long, is a fantastic setup for the next version "tales of the past 3" which is aiming to be the pinnacle of Wow moviemaking.

I promise you, you won't be disappointed (although, due to being done by people from all around Europe, some of the guys who don't use English as a first language are painfully obvious.

Watch out for Blazers voice! This is really worth it guys.

http://totp.znuggle.com/index.asp?page=shownews

Go to downloads section

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 18, 2006, 7:10 am

oh look, a shitty world of warcraft fan movie

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 18, 2006, 11:37 am

Seriously, do everyone a favour and fuck off from this board.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 18, 2006, 2:46 pm

seriously lucky, that was terrible and you should be ashamed that you were involved with it.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 18, 2006, 3:03 pm

Not likely dickhead.

The day you come off with a post that doesn't highlight quite how much of a joyless pretentious waste of life you are is the day your opinion may be of any relevance to anyone.

God help your husband, what a stupid fucking moron he must be.

Edit: omg stop stalking me i'm that self important.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 18, 2006, 3:09 pm

stalking you? I probably haven't said a word to you in 3 months.

oh I get it. you're trying to make fun of me. you don't get to make fun of anyone after posting that awful shit.

honestly, that movie was WORSE THAN IRAN

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 18, 2006, 3:26 pm

how cute, you are trying to be funny.

miir · Post by **miir** » June 19, 2006, 10:21 am

Hooray for 2 bad links and a guy that can't even fucking hyperlink the downloads.

Well, at least I wasted less of my time than if I could have actually downloaded it.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 19, 2006, 11:02 am

Oh well, remind me not to try involving this board in anything vaguely interesting again. I'll make sure to stick to topics about sardines and how Teri hatcher looks ugly.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 19, 2006, 11:28 am

miir wrote:Hooray for 2 bad links and a guy that can't even fucking hyperlink the downloads.

Well, at least I wasted less of my time than if I could have actually downloaded it.

Dude consider yourself lucky.

miir · Post by **miir** » June 19, 2006, 11:28 am

Yeah because dead links are so fucking interesting.

miir · Post by **miir** » June 19, 2006, 11:31 am

The page cannot be found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

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Please try the following:

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

Open the download.sx-1.com home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Click Search to look for information on the Internet.

HTTP 404 - File not found
Internet Explorer

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 19, 2006, 11:47 am

Works fine for me.
Here's a mirror if you actually end up wanting to check it out.
http://files.filefront.com/Tales_of_the ... einfo.html

Kyouky cutter remarks are really funny and not predictable in the slightest.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 19, 2006, 1:32 pm

Nick wrote:Oh well, remind me not to try involving this board in anything vaguely interesting again. I'll make sure to stick to topics about sardines and how Teri hatcher looks ugly.

Geez.. So sensitive. There's only been two comments: One person didn't like it and another can't get the link to work. Hardly representative of the board at large.

miir · Post by **miir** » June 19, 2006, 2:08 pm

From the 10 minutes or so that I could sit through, the production values seemed ok but the story is one just cliche after another.

Not terrible, but no something I would willingly waste 45 minutes watching.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » June 19, 2006, 3:17 pm

does this movie have prepubescent teenagers trying to sound like Morgan Freeman and shit?

That should be a category at the oscars

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 19, 2006, 8:14 pm

Welp, it's been uploaded on http://www.warcraftmovies.com , already on the main page as top recommended highest rating film, so there should also be a link on that site

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 19, 2006, 8:30 pm

yeah it's right up there with leroy jenkins, chuck norris jokes and farming half a million pieces of cloth to open content for what world of warcraft fans find entertaining.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 19, 2006, 10:20 pm

A substantial improvement on the same old shithead cuntlike attitude 13 year old fat bully spiel that gets you off then?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » June 19, 2006, 10:33 pm

I give this thread 10/10

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » June 20, 2006, 9:53 am

everyone..

the word of the day is 'cuntlike'

'cuntlike'

miir · Post by **miir** » June 20, 2006, 11:17 am

does this movie have prepubescent teenagers trying to sound like Morgan Freeman and shit?

Actually, the voice acting is surprisingly good.

And from what I saw, I doubt there's a trace of any Korn/numetal/angst/letthebodieshitthefloor shit that's in 95% of every shitty fucking WoW movie I have ever seen.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » June 20, 2006, 12:55 pm

Thank you Nick

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » June 20, 2006, 3:44 pm

I found it entertaining. and to stay in theme, somewhat "cuntlike".

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 22, 2006, 1:03 am

Don't worry Nick, there will always be some negativity in the world (and on teh interweb!).

I'll download it and check it out since yer scottish or irish or whatnot!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » June 22, 2006, 6:11 pm

Cool Kwon, it's ok, we made the film as a gift for people, much like Kyoukan's posts except lacking the horrendous smell of shit they give off.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 1, 2006, 12:08 am

To Martin Falch,

I tried to send a message to you from the contact link on the front page of the "Tales of the Past" website. However, the function seems to be disabled since the error page keeps popping up when I press the send button. Sorry to bother you with this private message.

This is Kreis from Gamefirst which operate WOW in Taiwan for Blizzard. We will have an event with Coca Cola in the most crowded area on 7/9 in Taipei.

(A gaming convention)

Our staff have seen the "Tales of the Past" and we all feel it is amazing. We would like to ask you if it is OK for us to play the movie in that event? Besides, since most of people in Taiwan use traditional Chinese, would it be ok for us to change the captions into Chinese?

Again, Sorry to bother you, and we would be very pleased to get any message in reply from you.

/Salute for the movie again.

Best Regards,

Yours sincerely
Hsuan-Yuan Wang
Operation & Analysis Specialist
Operation Center
Game First International Corporation

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 3, 2006, 11:10 am

Gratz! That is some good news.

Aruman · Post by **Aruman** » July 3, 2006, 10:07 pm

miir wrote:
does this movie have prepubescent teenagers trying to sound like Morgan Freeman and shit?
Actually, the voice acting is surprisingly good.

Interesting overall, but I found some of the voices to be too monotone. Maybe it was the accent. /shrug.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 3, 2006, 10:16 pm

Aye, think a fair few of the swedes didn't really put their full effort into it.
There is one or two voices which are pathetic.

Only like 3 of us from totp2 are in totp3 (not started yet) and a whole load of new American/English people auditioning for new parts.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » July 4, 2006, 4:46 pm

Congrats Nick, that's pretty spiffy.