Heres my theory on retarded people...

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » July 5, 2002, 1:55 pm

Its ok to laught at and make fun of handicaped people. Heres why; Handicap people make fun of normal people!

Picture this. 3 retarded people are sitting around a table. Its saturday night, they're playing cards. Drinking coolaid. Having a good ole time. One of them stands up and goes (retard voice) Hey you
guys, look at me, I can be normal. (normal voice) Hello, my names Skylar. Honey, can you get me some lemonade?

(retard 2 voice) Hahahah, normal people talk so funny. Jason, can
you do a normal voice?.

(retard 3) yeah, yeah watch, i can be a horse race annoucer.
Ladies and gentlmen, the horses are coming out for the running of the 5th race. This is a grade c race over the 5 16th mile course.

(1st retard stands up and says) Look at me, my arms arnt crooked. Im frigging Mel gibson.

You see, retarded people make fun of normal people. so its ok to make fun of them.

My name is Shit

Togashi · Post by **Togashi** » July 6, 2002, 7:43 am

omg Kool-aid is spelled with a K! DO NOT MAKE KOOL-AID MAN ANGRY

Karae · Post by **Karae** » July 7, 2002, 4:09 am

Sparty wrote:
(retard 3) yeah, yeah watch, i can be a horse race annoucer.
Ladies and gentlmen, the horses are coming out for the running of the 5th race. This is a grade c race over the 5 16th mile course.

I think anyone that gets as excited as a horse race announcer about horses running in a circle has to be retarded anyway...

Karae · Post by **Karae** » July 7, 2002, 4:10 am

Hmm...speaking of Kool Aid - http://www.frashii.com/romjul.swf

beasted · Post by **beasted** » July 7, 2002, 7:05 am

THANKFULY I HAVE THIS DAGGER OF FURY~!~!!!!@!@

Mentalbus · Post by **Mentalbus** » July 7, 2002, 10:31 am

Kool-Aid man = uber

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » July 7, 2002, 9:30 pm

MMMMMMMMM, Kool-Aid. *falls down and mumbles - looking for his helmet* Weeeeeeeee!

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 8, 2002, 2:32 pm

I could use a Kool-aid right about now.

Lilianna Starbreeze · Post by **Lilianna Starbreeze** » July 10, 2002, 7:42 pm

Kool Aid mixed with Busch beer....ahh the quality of the good ol college days

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » July 10, 2002, 8:03 pm

Lilianna Starbreeze wrote:Kool Aid mixed with Busch beer....

WTF??????

Zvenn Eaglefist · Post by **Zvenn Eaglefist** » July 12, 2002, 12:40 am

LMAO sparty you kill me man

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 26, 2002, 3:43 am

Hey ya Toga!! Grape Kool-Aid and Vodka = Purple Jesus = really shitfaced

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » July 26, 2002, 9:09 am

Heh, what we always called purple jesus punch was MD 20/20 + Everclear + Hawian Punch + special ingredients as available. Traditionally mixed in and served from the kitchen sink.

A sinkfull was generally a good sign that the police would visit at some point in the evening.

Lokes · Post by **Lokes** » July 27, 2002, 2:18 am

Kool Aid ? I think sux0r

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 28, 2002, 12:49 pm

i wanna find the song at the end of that romeo and juliet flash

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 29, 2002, 1:01 am

Lego Suxors!!!

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » August 8, 2002, 9:18 am

Heh, what we always called purple jesus punch was MD 20/20 + Everclear + Hawian Punch + special ingredients as available. Traditionally mixed in and served from the kitchen sink.

We always called that a Harry Buffalo /shrug

Zvenn Eaglefist · Post by **Zvenn Eaglefist** » August 8, 2002, 12:11 pm

no harry buffalo requires OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of chopped up fruit with that shit load of alcohol

Truant · Post by **Truant** » August 8, 2002, 9:07 pm

A Hairy Buffalo, by definition, is a drink comprised of the alchohol that is spilled when making drinks.

At least that's what the Playboy Advisor told me.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 16, 2002, 7:37 pm

Spilled where Truant, I mean folks could be mixing drinks in all kinds of nasty places!

Then you might call it the Short and Curly Buffalo Hairy fugging drink

Revs · Post by **Revs** » August 19, 2002, 9:52 pm

Kool-Aid : The Official Drink of Ghetto Kids Everywhere!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 20, 2002, 12:18 am

Kool-Aid man makes my mouth water

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 20, 2002, 1:47 pm

Post a Kool-Aid man clip Searyx lol

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 21, 2002, 10:24 am

mmmmm kool aid

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 21, 2002, 1:24 pm

I'll post a shot from the video game

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 21, 2002, 2:13 pm

Post it when??

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 21, 2002, 3:16 pm

Yeah post it already. Damn I get tired of waiting!

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 22, 2002, 1:18 pm

( '' )>>> ( '' ) ^@) '' )
L L L L

There ya go Kool-aid Man our super Hero runs in and punches Thirst in the face! Oh wait that is the Hawaiian Punch guy isn't it?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 22, 2002, 1:38 pm

Now I am thirsty.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 22, 2002, 2:57 pm

Pure OWNAGE I say! Kool-Aid man rox! We need a full length feature movie about him!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 22, 2002, 4:05 pm

I wonder if he went on the Richard Simons diet if he'd be Crystal Lite then?

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 22, 2002, 5:16 pm

Well I am sure his ass would look like Searyx's (__0__) anyway.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 22, 2002, 6:05 pm

I bet it would be more refreshing? Did I say that?

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 23, 2002, 1:20 pm

Beer=More refreshing

err...

ICE COLD BEER IN A FROSTED MUG OWNZ!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 23, 2002, 2:02 pm

I used to drink a lot more when I was younger but after a while it became more fun watching the people make fools of themselves instead of doing it myself. I still drink but not like I used to.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 23, 2002, 3:32 pm

Me I love a JD and Coke after work... Usually one

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 23, 2002, 5:35 pm

I have been drinking Schmirnoff (sp?) Ice lately but normally I will drink a michelob or red dog.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 23, 2002, 6:04 pm

For Beer I love Molson Canadian or Sleeman's Platinum! Yummy

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 23, 2002, 6:23 pm

When I lived in Japan I liked Kirin or Asahi.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 26, 2002, 12:28 pm

Kirin is good beer. When I am in China I drink Tsing Tao or they force me to drink this shitty beer called Blue Girl! Ha what a fucking name. Imagine trying to crack the NA market with a beer named BLue Girl!

miir · Post by **miir** » March 22, 2006, 2:25 pm

omg haha sparty is retardid

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